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  • Wait...oh God. I can only assume that by "the other top tier" you mean the "that-character-was-so-poorly-played-that-my-ethical-code-forced-me-to-eat-my-own-thumbs-in-pentinence-by-association tier." I blame random stages--Shadow Moses =/= good stage to play my Samus on.
    And by "top tier" you mean "Jesus that was horrible", right? Because it was. In my defense, the only Sonic I play outside of With Anyone's is my step-brother, who's strategy is, and I quote "use my super speed to dodge your attacks, then annihilate you with a Smash Ball."
    .....But i'm such a terrible photoshopper!!! It's really hard to put a santa hat on Gaara T_T
    Hey, hey, it's the holidays! St. Nick (LOL GET IT BCUZ PHOENIX'S NICK NAME IS "NICK", AND HE'S MY AVATAR SO THAT WAS A GOOD JOKE HUH!?) is here to defend your case...of getting presents!* Of justice!**

    * - Non-secular presents, of course.
    ** - Non-secular justice, of course.

    ...So yeah. Apparently people are putting Santa hats on their avatars? Or something? Anyway, some group-mates got me to do it, and since Nick's hair doesn't really play nice with headgear, I figured a Santa suit would be the next best thing. :bee:
    No that's not mine. Master Debater is a nickname, MW is my main identiy. . .Everywhere.

    I've been doin a lot of brawlin today, I'm kinda brawled out. HR and I are gonna brawl tomorrow. Perhaps you can join in then?

    I remember the FFAs I was in with you, Kibble and Mendez. Good times.
    What, you don't believe me? Geez, have a little faith, man...

    ...Well, whatever. If it's proof you want, it's proof you'll get:

    No, no. Nevermind, I figured out what went wrong.

    I had my friend Cat Clancer over today for a visit, and he apparently logged onto my SWF account while I was out picking up this month's groceries. Apparently he just posted in the MYM4 thread, and I'm still assessing what damage he did...

    ...But yeah, that was him, not me. Sorry for the confusion, pal.
    Can i join the ssb4 club. If you look in the 684-690 page range you will see that I posted a decent roster
    You're not all blame, it's partly my fault as well, I over-reacted, I'm sorry. In any case, these are just minor quibbles, so let's move on, shall we?
    Just felt kinda awkward with you, Cruxis, and MarthTrinity making MYM look like a cult and telling that poor guy that was the norm. . .Just wanted to disspell that notion from his head. Not so much anything against you.
    You won't hear about this in the media, but DarkSerenade can pervert any established ideology. The following paragraphs are intended as an initial, open-ended sketch of how bad the current situation is. I sincerely don't believe that he was chosen by God as the trustee of His wishes and desires. So when DarkSerenade says that that's what I believe, I see how little he understands my position. As reluctant as I am to admit it, the last time I heard him ramble on in his characteristically bibulous blather he said something about wanting to require schoolchildren to be taught that ethical responsibility is merely a trammel of earthbound mortals and should not be required of a demigod like him. I feel sorry for the human race when I hear stuff like that.

    Whenever DarkSerenade attempts to respond to this letter with hyperbolic and uncorroborated accusations and assaults on free speech, he looks around waiting for applause as if he's done something decent and moral rather than crazy and addlepated. I don't see how he can build a workable policy around wishful thinking draped over a morass of confusion (and also, as we'll see below, historical illiteracy), then impose it willy-nilly on a population by force. I'm not saying that it can't possibly be done but rather that DarkSerenade truly believes that there should be publicly financed centers of Comstockism. I hope you realize that that's just a conniving pipe dream from an abusive, mephitic pipe and that in the real world, some people don't seem to mind that DarkSerenade likes to keep us perennially behind the eight ball. What an unreasonable world we live in!

    DarkSerenade has recently been going around claiming that it's perfectly safe to drink and drive. You really have to tie your brain in knots to be gullible enough to believe that junk. I have traveled the length and breadth of this country and talked with the best people. I can therefore assure you that he has a knack for convincing drossy dipsomaniacs that we're supposed to shut up and smile when he says infantile, xenophobic things. That's called marketing. The underlying trick is to use sesquipedalian terms like "superultrafrostified" and "counterdemonstration" to keep his sales pitch from sounding atrabilious. That's why you really have to look hard to see that I try never to argue with DarkSerenade because it's clear he's not susceptible to reason. The moral of the story: DarkSerenade's dream is to rule the world, or failing that, annihilate it.
    Maybe I'm naturally oversensitive, or maybe someone just slipped me decaf coffee this morning, but these classes of slovenly fussbudgets should be dealt with immediately. As I elaborate on that concept throughout this letter I will use only simple words and language so that even a child can understand my message. Yes, even a child should know that DarkSerenade's theatrics cannot stand on their own merit. That's why they're dependent on elaborate artifices and explanatory stories to convince us that the future of the entire world rests in DarkSerenade's hands.

    I wish that one of the innumerable busybodies who are forever making "statistical studies" about nonsense would instead make a statistical study that means something. For example, I'd like to see a statistical study of DarkSerenade's capacity to learn the obvious. Also worthwhile would be a statistical study of how many supercilious louts realize that DarkSerenade is like a magician who produces a dove in one hand while the other hand is busy trying to corrupt our youth. I, speaking as someone who is not a witless, asinine duplicitous-type, believe that he is talking out of his posterior. Deal with it. If there's an untold story here, it's that I will never give up. I will never stop trying. And I will use every avenue possible to embrace the cause of self-determination and recognize the leading role and clearer understanding of those people for whom the quintessential struggle is an encompassing liberation movement against the totality of Bonapartism.

    Whatever should be true of statutory and often ephemeral enactments in human jurisprudence, the fact remains that DarkSerenade's seemingly egalitarian ideas lead only to results that are both poxy and unfair. I always catch hell whenever I say something like that so let me assure you that he is stepping over the line when he attempts to change the course of history -- way over the line. I don't know which are worse, right-wing tyrants or left-wing tyrants. But I do know that in asserting that you and I are objects for him to use then casually throw away and forget like old newsprint that's performed its duty catching bird droppings, DarkSerenade demonstrates an astounding narrowness of vision. You might say, "His biases represent the most effrontive form of moral turpitude conceivable." Fine, I agree. But his bromides are built on lies and they depend on make-believe for their continuation. If you think about it you'll see that DarkSerenade's improvident orations are merely a distraction. They're just something to generate more op-ed pieces, more news conferences for media talking heads, and more punditry from people like me. Meanwhile, DarkSerenade's provocateurs are continuing their quiet work of advancing DarkSerenade's real goal, which is to promote a culture of dependency and failure. The moral of the story: DarkSerenade's demands turn the stomachs of those who know even a little about the real world.
    Sorry, she's cute, but I found a new love. :) Nagi from Kannagi is the cutest anime girl ever.

    Don't worry, TTGL is still my favorite anime and Nia is still my favorite character in it. :)
    Excuse me I have a problem and was wondering if you can help. I am trying to upload pictires but it keeps saying you haven't uploaded any pictures and I'm starting to get mad. I am trying to upload pictures of those that I want in the next game but it won't work. So can you help me.
    ...Oh right. That thing. Yeah I got an invite to it a while back. Was that you?

    I'm hesitant to join more groups, since I have trouble keeping up with the ones I'm already a member of as is, but...

    I mean...

    ...well, I do love fan-service. What's it about, anyway?
    Hey, I saw the SSB4 topic a couple times, I might check it out soon.
    LOL, I still don't own Brawl. :l
    Hey Serenade!
    ...I looked

    What have you been up to on the site? Still playing Brawl I hope?

    Note: If you reply to this, give me till around 5 o'clock to see it, I'm busy.

    BTW, I posted this on my page too, it would help if you could reply to this there.:)
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