Lol that's Elder Scrolls for ya! Speaking of, I just woke up from a dream where I was playing Skyrim. I remember starting off at this building at school which was supposed to be next to the art building. I witnessed a murder of a Japanese woman of the blue samurai clan by the red samurai clan which was orchestrated by my aunt. She pulled a butcher's knife on my and shallowly stabbed my upper left breast. Being the sister of my mom, I reported the incident to her then fled the building. Out back was a small graveyard where her murder victims were buried. Then suddenly, time jumped two centuries ahead and the building turned out to be the one that was blown up in Kakariko Village in TP and as such, I was in the village. The gravestones remained however and I noticed that graves dotted other parts outside of the actual graveyard as well. Remember the spring in Kakariko? Well it was wholly dried up, being converted into a hill where more graves lie. Suddenly assuming the role of Link, I walked over and read the tombstones, two of which turned out to be my (Link's) parents. He started crying and then the dead rose, along with Veran and Onox. I led my army out of Kakariko to Imperial City, Cyrodiil (imagine Kakariko placed south of the IC, near where you find the Unicorn). The city was different however, much more like Hyrule Castle. Gold White Tower was replaced by a keep and the geography was like a bowl with the outermost boundaries being a metal fence rather than large walls. Kind of reminded me of Nightmare Before Christmas architecture. Anyways, There was a huge speech being given by the current Emperor who upon spotting all of us, turned attention to me. Citizens approached the gates in bemusement and wonder as they talked to the zombies (who were still largely human, keeping their composure for the most part). One even said, "I neeeeed ketchup," to go with the lady he had his eyes on. Anyways, We were let in and I declared The Dovahkiin and new Emperor. I then traveled to the northern border of Cyrodiil where I found an ocean between it and Skyrim. Before setting out, I collected remains from giant dead boars and bears and began to set up the representative banners of the "Elven", "Imperial", and "Nordic" nations as well as dressing myself. My dad was instructing me on how to do so. Then I pulled out of the game and I was in my room ca. 3-4 years ago. I hadcreplaced the motherboard on my old PC so I could play Skyrim and then I realized, "wait, if I'm playing Skyrim, then that means Skyward Sword is about to come out!" Then I started thinking of all the other implications of time and realized that I never experienced the rest of 2011 and that's when I realized I was dreaming and thus awoke.