Daaaaaaamit.
I'll see if the remix version is online, Can your computer run 16 bit?{ Because this version is free }
I need to send you music of the game.
Ultimately, The storyline is about Gangsters/ ninja gangsters / all over the place, and then cops that look like Japanese gangsters {cept eddie} Come to play crackdown.
On the 2nd stage they find out that they are robo gangsters (or some ****)
They start from their hometown (looks like amerijapan or something) and beat there way all the way to this place that looks like disney world. They had to fight their war through that Amusment park **** to get to the baseball stadium and go through this secret passage inside the stadium that leads{I forget.}
They then get on some boat, and beat the **** out of everyone on it (long stage) and sail it to a private island where the leader of this oddly creative gang hides.
Then the game plays happy Japanese techno music while you beat the crap out of the crap inside of these guys on the island, with like 50% of them reminding you of mike tyson. Then you go into the industrial factory which is the 1st half of final.You beat up a few more guys with more serious "I kick ass and do whatever the *** I want" music.
Your in the building he is in. You fight you way to the top on what is probably the most annoying stage ever and then you start fighting every boss in the game {again} in this same elevator you make it to the top. Beat up more guys in front of the final boss. Then the 2nd to final boss {the body guard} comes and fights you using martial arts moves. You beat him and lol.
You fight the final boss and you just die.
Pretty much...
Best game ever...