Unbeknownst to anyone in the forum, Kite was about to say something completely unrelated to the Nintendo Switch buzz going around for a while.
"It's my birthday." They say completely in a neutral tone with absolutely no emotion in the delivery.
"Please stop doing that." says Kite to the narrator, who again, unbeknownst to the audience is actually the REAL Kite and the other one is actually a fake planted by the Orange corporation on a dark and stormy night.
The recently revealed fake Kite says "Boy, stop." in a confusingly comedic tone, unaware that the truth was revealed and that since 2 Kites cannot exist at once one disappears.
In a bright flash of wild rainbow light, the false Kite flashes...uh...until the Orange corporation arrives to take their test subject back to the lab where horrible and inhumane experiments are held on anyone who cannot fearfully run fast enough.
The 2 Orange Corporation Employees (or Slabcoats as most call them because of their usual gray attire) rode in on a indescribable being that was formless, all 4 states of matter at once, spoke in iambic pentameter, could use Flamethrower for some reason.
They caught the false Kite in a net made out of Impure Xyzzy, a material made from the gods that shone through any wall of Travis Touchdown clown clones that couldn't be called cool. The Slabcoat on the right of the narrator points directly at a inexplicably placed camera and says "Josh! What did I tell you about SONYtm Cameras?" the Slabcoat on the left responds "The *I am the one* is a SONYtm?" the Slab on the right pokes the camera only to discover it is a fake and looks like Wario now but not really because it was Jontron the whole time. "ARIN! I LOVE YOU!" The pure passion in his voice infects millions who heard it making them explode on contact with the soundwaves. All Jontron responded with was a simple "ech" as this now was the only word he could say as he lost his lungs 10927j0jso20 years ago in the battle of Denzel Curry where he lost his arm to a bat eating lung because he lost at a bottle flipping contest. Then in an ironic turn of events it is posted in the post of Posters that Jontron never loved AAron. Oops type- I MEAN I mispoke. Jontron never loved Arin Hanson but only wanted his gressy Youtube money and his lovely wife Dan Avadan. While underground, Cloud was practicing his neutral airs to one day destroy the planet Zragron with it's pure disjointed range. Cloud whispered to himself "Gen ki yo koy thu" constantly with increasing volume until his limit broke, this was because in his fight with Kite (the one from Hunter X Hunter not the one stated earlier by the narrator) Kite used his scythe to do a slicing strike that made his political beefs shift to the right. However, since Cloud did not eat beef at the time but now he does he hired SilvaGunner to ask Ice Cube, Ice T, and Snoop Dogg to fuse together to make a super smoker. But since J Wittz did not condone this action, clod. Barries. Afterwards, the night sky was red with fury because the Krusty Krab closes at 6 and It wanted to go to flavor town so bad so that Dio (from Bloo's alter ego not the really scary one from thaat one "chinease catoon") made a deal with him. If he agreed to be roasted by him, he would grant him some won wis my man. Dio flamed him so hard that the Shy Guy No Man's Sky caught fire from the pure shame. But instead of getting on wis my man, Dio instead gave it to Max form dat one Didny Channel show with the discount harry potters. Again as before the combined forces of captin falcon, planet, and the entire cast of movie Pulp Fiction even the camera krew, and the DK Krew fused with Super Numekians like Nails all took down TV in a climax of immnce proportions similar to how FLCL ended if anyone saw it and actually read this far. Wow, this is really long. Anyway, Tyler the Creator gave some MemberBerries to Kenan Thompson so he would feel better from his cold. It was legitimately a nice thing to do. Next a Tree punched the narrator in the face while they were driving to work. ****. While all of this was happening someone whas having an exstinatal crysis3 in the other ediotech on the wall Link or else i'll lose for glory.
It was grand. Dad.
Next time we'll know what happened to literally all of these characters. Coming year infinity.
But seriously, today's my Birthday.