Zook
Perpetual Lazy Bum

Armaldo @ Leftovers
252 Hp/86 Atk/172 Def
Impish: Battle Armor
-Stealth Rock
-Knock Off
-Rapid Spin
-Stone Edge
My all-time favorite lead. Sets up SR, takes away SR, removes/scouts items, and kills things. Really bulky.

Toxicroak @ Life Orb
6 Hp/252 Atk/252 Spd
Adamant: Dry Skin
-Swords Dance
-Sucker Punch
-Poison Jab
-Brick Break
Breaks walls and kills things.

Azumarill @ Choice Band
252 Atk/124 Def/128 SpDef
Adamant: Huge Power
-Aqua Jet
-Superpower
-Ice Punch
-Waterfall
Azumarill is an absolute beast. Super Power and Ice Punch takes care of most things Aqua Jet doesn't.

Tangrowth @ Leftovers
252 Hp/6 Atk/252 Def
Impish: Chlorophyll
-Power Whip
-Sleep Powder
-Leech Seed
-Knock Off
Absorbs physical attacks like a fat kid absorbing cookies. Knocks Off more items once Armaldo dies.

Blissey @ Leftovers
252 Hp/252 Def/6 SpDef
Bold: Natural Cure
-Aromatherapy
-Seismic Toss
-Softboiled
-Thuder Wave
Original gangsta. Maybe put Wish in there instead of Softboiled?

Togekiss @ Expert Belt
6 Hp/252 Spd/252 SpAtk
Timid: Serene Grace
-Air Slash
-Aura Sphere
-Flamethrower
-Water Pulse
He's crying because it pains him how many innocent, unsuspecting Pokemon he's murdered. This moveset gives him very nice type coverage, and Water Pulse is there for the 80% confuse chance. People normally switch Scizor into him thinking they'll get a free SD/kill (because Scizor generally doesn't fear being Paralyzed), only to get slammed by Flamethrower.