ZOMBIES! Mafia - Who Survived the Apocalypse?

[#HBC | Mac]

Moira please fully spill your stuff

 

[Ashemu]

ok can you just claim. this is ridiculous since you were one of the people complaining about others softin yesterday

 

[Shun Goku Satsu Rake]

Macman not understanding could probably be null though

 

[Shun Goku Satsu Rake]

Also Circus, my flavor is Experienced Hunter, Town Tracker

 

[Shun Goku Satsu Rake]

Ashemu why are you voting Gorf. Do you understand or do you only think you understand

 

[Shun Goku Satsu Rake]

Also not surprised the hydra making sexual puns all game is being a **** tease

 

[Shun Goku Satsu Rake]

No one can understand our claim besides two people so you can't even get PO'd.

Except that i understand it. If im reading right which im pretty sure i am

 

[#HBC | Mac]

wtf no i don't understand. enlighten me rake

also moira cmon it can't take you that long to state what went down

 

[Moira]

wtf no i don't understand. enlighten me rake

also moira cmon it can't take you that long to state what went down

It does when you have to go grab evidence.

 

[Shun Goku Satsu Rake]

Nah it's more fun this way.
What a scum bag I am holding back for personal pleasure

 

[Shun Goku Satsu Rake]

PLus i could be wrong in which case saying something means I risk ridicule when i could just wait and be like
Yeah thats totally what i though *high five *

 

[ranmaru]

Vote: Gorf

 

[Moira]

PLus i could be wrong in which case saying something means I risk ridicule when i could just wait and be like
Yeah thats totally what i though *high five *

Sang and I, both want to punch you in the face.

Such bewildering arrogance.

 

[#HBC | Mac]

It does when you have to go grab evidence.

aiight quick tho

i would love to stop f5ing and be outta this joint

Vote: Gorf

imma flip a ****

 

[ranmaru]

Just vote gorf mac

 

[Shun Goku Satsu Rake]

It does when you have to go grab evidence.

Grab hard evidence ?

 

[Shun Goku Satsu Rake]

Relax J, It was thinly veiled sarcasm

 

[#HBC | Mac]

Just vote gorf mac

i already said we're lynchin rockin

 

[ranmaru]

no we aren't

@No Lynch @Zack Fair

Vote gorf

 

[Shun Goku Satsu Rake]

i already said we're lynchin rockin

 

[Moira]

I'm just saying, I think I understand why Mac is saying to **** Rockin out of here. And if so and he does what he should do after our post:

Sorry, bro. Like honestly.

 

[#HBC | Mac]

k welp idk what any of you ****** is talking about

would be greeeaaat if someone could point me in the right direction or give me a ****in sign

 

[Moira]

So we are gonna make this quick and simple. We are Survival Expert, Town Inventor. We have crumbed our role in the crumbs quoted below in the collapse tag. We can create any item within reason and it gives the person a one-shot ability for the night-phase.

So N1 we decided to create the item Chastity Armor, which protects the person we gifted this to from any bad killing thing during the Night Phase (we didn't know of abduct but with our wording we may have been able to get away with anything bad during the nightphase).

This we gave to No Lynch. If it wasn't obvious, J side has been reading No Lynch as hard town since D1. That is also why we continously mocked them with virgin puns since D2 began.

On N2, Sang decided on giving The Stripper Pole Shovel to a player. This gives a person the ability to investigate a dead body and look at their flip if it is hidden in the game. (She decided this would be a great answer to the Janitor hiding Gheb's flip)

This we gave to Circus and we made a pun about him looking sexy with his big long pole. Circus is a conjoined town read of both our slots and the person we trust the most this game. So we felt he would be best receiving this item to help give more info to town.

Anyways, that is our claim. We thought at the time No Lynch was targetted by the NK and the fact that WATT has been the only one to claim visiting him made us believe that he was the mafia member targetting someone we know had a one shot BP'd and got his cherry popped by the Sexy Officer.

But if the logic of a Town RB is there, then we could be wrong based on our knowledge. Also the fact that we have a Mafia/Not Mafia cop in a game where we can create quite literally any role we would like to counter-act anything scum has made it very hard for us to believe that all the PRs claimed must be town. If they are then wtf, wonky set-up.

But yeah. @ #HBC | Mac You are up, bro.

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Hmmmmmmm.

Quite the inventive idea there. I could see it. We need @Red Ryu to come in here and full-claim and then we should have lynch time.

@No Lynch drama, seriously guys get that stuff out of here. We don't deal with virgins of thought. Come back when it's all compiled nicely. It just makes for a headache to read. (Zen, *wink-nudge-wink*)

Nooooooo lynch, did something uh happen to your virginity last night?

Lemme talk to Zen because this is one of my crazy schemes and I think he knows quite a bit about what I have in my hand considering information presented.

However, i can talk to you about something. Lol @ RB thing cuz no, look at the puzzle pieces you possess. And I am not saying the latter either. Let's have all the PRs claim *Gorf/Rake* are left, then we should have caught a mafia. Buuuut let me poise the hypothetical, you are no longer a virgin but the only one to visit you last night was sexy officer? What would be the solution?

Just agree with me if you get it, but otherwise zip it till later.

Also @Circus : We didn't notice but you are looking mighty sexy over there with that large pole you now possess.

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[#HBC | Mac]

aiight
so the scum team is:
Rockin as Mafia Janitor
Moira as Mafia Roleblocker

 

[#HBC | Mac]

and that's real, it ain't no Zen-style conspiracy bull****

 

[Moira]

Yeah, that's not possible. We have proof to back-up our claim.

So do you have like concrete info or nah?

 

[ranmaru]

oh lol

I thought you were saying that watt wasn't the real cop or something and that you were cc'ing

 

[Moira]

Like No Lynch and Circus can back us both up lmao. So yeah, what in the world are you doing?

 

[ranmaru]

so if moira is an inventer and can give a investigative, that must mean that there is a chance watt is lying...

and I can see gorf/watt

 

[Shun Goku Satsu Rake]

figured that virginity **** was a weak doc. Score one for rake

 

[#HBC | Mac]

imma jailer

Jailed rockin last night,
jailed J night one. yesterDay was thinking about Gorf's claim that WATT didn't get targeted by no RB or anything and it's weird that if he was real Cop that scum would let him live. I figured, maybe Moira is roleblocker and they couldn't block WATT like they wanted to. This logic is what drove me to not want a WATT lynch since and start looking at Moira skeptically. obviously that just a possibility and isn't set in stone, but along with all the other scum slips I cam eto the conclusion Moira's scum.

Anyways now they're claiming they used a power Night 1, which isn't possible if I jailed them.

anyways, I jailed Rockin last night. Was the only option with Moira / NL likely getting investigated, and I figured I wanted to try and stop the mafia killer not likely the secondary mafioso.

lo and behold no kill today

so at the very least rockin should definitely die

 

[Shun Goku Satsu Rake]

Mac's role makes so much more sense in a weird sort of RB all these PR's kinda way

 

[Moira]

If you are claiming to have RB'd us on N1 then that is a load of bull****. The Mod has not let us know that we were RB'd at all this game. We did use our power to give NL Chastity Armor and as far as we know, it was given to them. @No Lynch : Come in here and let us know if you received our gift or not. @Circus : Should do the same.

 

[ranmaru]

@No Lynch

Did you receive chastity armor (is this an rpg?)?

 

[Shun Goku Satsu Rake]

Also J tracking you wouldnt prove anything other than you targeting Circus with some indeterminable power , I wouldnt take that as a clear on a night with no kill lol

 

[#HBC | Mac]

I definitely jailed you N1.

I didn't get any info from DH that my action didn't go through.

 

[#HBC | Mac]

why aren't you guys voting rockin, I just claimed that jailed him last night

 

[Moira]

Dark Horse has neither confirmed nor denied our ability working ever, though. I need to message him and poise the hypothetical if we were RB'd or not.

 

[Shun Goku Satsu Rake]

Also J your power is crazy OP it literally makes every other PR useless which would beg the question of why have them.
Plus it wouldnt be beyond your play to set up a fake PR by leaving fake crumbs

 

[#HBC | Mac]

unless you believe J's inventor crap protected No Lynch, a heavy scum suspect from a night kill last night