JAPMAN
Smash Journeyman
I think not.
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Zero suit Samus: The sexiest charcter in SSB history?
- Thread starter JAPMAN
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I think not.
Kinsei_Kensei
Smash Apprentice
LOL! But still, I disagree. I'm not one to think of women as objects of affection but I've got to admit that Zamus is H0tt as h3ll!!!
0RLY
A great conversation filler at bars and parties
That's some reaction time you got there to pause directly on her face. Let me guess, the stage you built was dedicated to score that kill with Samus' dtilt.
Pubik Vengeance
Smash Journeyman
Well, the only real competition is Zelda, and MAYBE Peach.
Well... considering that the only other character wearing a true skin-tight outfit is captain falcon, you know, mister highlighted nipples...
My Metroid fanboy side combined with my knowledge of Samus as a controversial or unique video game heroine, I object to the over sexification of Samus into Zamus. However... she's really really hot.
My Metroid fanboy side combined with my knowledge of Samus as a controversial or unique video game heroine, I object to the over sexification of Samus into Zamus. However... she's really really hot.
Maikeru17
What the hell is this thing
Zamus is quite the looker, second to none in the Nintendo world, with Peach THEN Zelda following.
However, Falcon and Snake still win for skin-tight suits.
-Nox`
However, Falcon and Snake still win for skin-tight suits.
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00Sn8k
Smash Cadet
Snake FTW, Lol
DeliciousCake
Smash Lord
I think all three of them together would definitely be best. But, ZSS definitely has the biggest boobs of all of them.
GreenMarth
Smash Apprentice
lol ever see taki from soul calibur II XD all i have to say is OMFG LIKE WATERMELONS!(taki that is)
Zamus is the hottest yes
It's been done before.
Ever seen Mai from KOF?
Anyways, yeah she's pretty good looking. OP's pic made me lol.
AlbelsPanties
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Just give Marth a bigger chest and he'd be sexier.
nitro-blazer
Smash Lord
k4polo
Smash Journeyman
Of course she is Duhhh.
Z-N_Freak
Smash Ace
I wonder what sort of cool stuff she has in her suit *whistles innocently*
No but seriously, as far as pixels can get "hot" I think she would be the most sexiest char in the game. It still are only pixels...
No but seriously, as far as pixels can get "hot" I think she would be the most sexiest char in the game. It still are only pixels...
Snake really isn't all that sexy. Mullets ftl.
However, Captain Falcon may have Zamus beat here. He's just dead sexy.
Most exploited? Yes.
Sexiest? Hell yes.
But when you think about it, there aren't really any other Nintendo chicks they could have exploited the crap out of like they did Zamus. And the only way I can think of them ever managing to make Peach look sexy is putting her in that skimpy Mario Tennis outfit.
Crystal from Starfox could be a candidate... if you're into the whole furry fetish scene.
Maybe some chicks from Fire Emblem since RPGs in general go crazy with the huge-**** heroines.
The closest SSB ever got to making a chick in skin-tight clothes appear before Zamus was Sheik. And just by looking at her you can't really tell she's a girl anyway.
Sexiest? Hell yes.
But when you think about it, there aren't really any other Nintendo chicks they could have exploited the crap out of like they did Zamus. And the only way I can think of them ever managing to make Peach look sexy is putting her in that skimpy Mario Tennis outfit.
Crystal from Starfox could be a candidate... if you're into the whole furry fetish scene.
Maybe some chicks from Fire Emblem since RPGs in general go crazy with the huge-**** heroines.
The closest SSB ever got to making a chick in skin-tight clothes appear before Zamus was Sheik. And just by looking at her you can't really tell she's a girl anyway.
Sorry, I have no time to be annoyed by his mullet when I'm being mesmerized by his perfectly fine, bootilicious ***.
Z-N_Freak
Smash Ace
Sheik just is a guy to me if it isn't just an it and don't forget to put the Mario Strikers outfit on both Peach and Daisy. I'd prefer Peach, daisy seems to cocky
No but seriously, Z/Samus > every other pixelated chick
o rly?Z-N_Freak;4187085[B said:]Sheik just is a guy to me[/B] if it isn't just an it and don't forget to put the Mario Strikers outfit on both Peach and Daisy. I'd prefer Peach, daisy seems to cocky
No but seriously, Z/Samus > every other pixelated chick
This may be the only official pic where she has boobs(in-game they look like a chest), but still, in this pic they rival Zamus'.
Pubik Vengeance
Smash Journeyman
How dare you? You are now exiled from the interweb for one year.
KirbyWorshipper2465
Smash Legend
Most exploited? Yes.
Sexiest? Hell yes.
But when you think about it, there aren't really any other Nintendo chicks they could have exploited the crap out of like they did Zamus. And the only way I can think of them ever managing to make Peach look sexy is putting her in that skimpy Mario Tennis outfit.QUOTE]
To be blunt, I believe that putting Peach in that biker outfit of hers from Mario Kart Wii would be a good way to accomplish that goal.But, I digress. How could Samus not be the sexiest lady in Smash with a cute face like that?
You can hardly even see them...o rly?
This may be the only official pic where she has boobs(in-game they look like a chest), but still, in this pic they rival Zamus'.
VS.
The victor is clear.
Trozz
Smash Ace
ZSS has to compete with Captain Falcon and Snake for sexist character.
Why is it bad? Last time I checked, judging sexiness is not relegated solely to a heterosexual perspective.You know it's bad when a straight chick is the one saying Zamus is the sexiest and all the dudes are hitting on Snake and Cpt Falcon.
an1bal
Smash Apprentice
me ftw?
tonyrulz92
Smash Apprentice
That picture makes her look fat...
Banjodorf
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And if you watch porn (who doesnt?) the people in the porn videos are technically only pixels when you enjoy them, and you will probably never interact with them, like you'll never interact with samus or zelda (peach is..meh) so just enjoy it, they looks real enough.
Thats it for your daily dose of logic. Pictures in magazines and porn video women are not going to jump out at you either.
Anyway, is there any question that samus is teh hawtest? with zelda coming up close second?
an1bal
Smash Apprentice
few more?
Lawl, it was a joke, hence the laughing smiley. And it's kind of clear that not all the people hitting on Falcon and Snake are really gay. "It's bad" is just an expression, not meant to be taken literally. It was an innocent observation.
I'm honestly a little scared by the last pic in the post above me. I thought Zamus had breasts, not silicon watermelons.
Interesting tidbit about all Samus Fan drawn art- Drawing her suit is extremely hard.
Second thing I want to bring up. Zero Suit Samus in this game is the farthest Samus has every been brought so far in terms of being sexualized for popularity. Samus has always managed to be above other video game heroines so far. The fact that she is a girl and the fact that she has boobs are not the same. When they first made Metroid, it wasn't just a dungeon, it was another planet. The character wasn't in just in a suit of metal armor, but a high-tech powersuit. The protagonist wasn't just some tough male warrior, but a female bounty hunter(although she plays the role of a protector). If Nintendo ever goes the route of having Samus star in one of her games without her suit, please don't give them your money for butchering Samus for Lara Croft 2.0.
Second thing I want to bring up. Zero Suit Samus in this game is the farthest Samus has every been brought so far in terms of being sexualized for popularity. Samus has always managed to be above other video game heroines so far. The fact that she is a girl and the fact that she has boobs are not the same. When they first made Metroid, it wasn't just a dungeon, it was another planet. The character wasn't in just in a suit of metal armor, but a high-tech powersuit. The protagonist wasn't just some tough male warrior, but a female bounty hunter(although she plays the role of a protector). If Nintendo ever goes the route of having Samus star in one of her games without her suit, please don't give them your money for butchering Samus for Lara Croft 2.0.
Lawl, it was a joke, hence the laughing smiley. And it's kind of clear that not all the people hitting on Falcon and Snake are really gay. "It's bad" is just an expression, not meant to be taken literally. It was an innocent observation.
I'm honestly a little scared by the last pic in the post above me. I thought Zamus had breasts, not silicon watermelons.
Kind of difficult to discern when one has quite an amount of people, even respectable players, saying stuff like "gaying someone off the stage."
Thanks for the clarification. And I agree, I dunno what's with the monstrous breasts. Big is always nice on sex-relevant attributes, but anomalies are not.
You should be. That's disturbingly shota XD.What about Pit?
He's the stuff dreams are made of..
I am debating with myself whether or not I'm kidding.
EDIT: Bah, sorry for the double-post.
Arma_
Smash Apprentice
HAHAHAHA, that picture is 100% pure gold. So ****ing badass, I love you right now.