Guide Zelda Social: But also the FE Heroes Internet Cafe

[Antonykun]

i would do it too but i only need 1 more point to get b&T and i want it to be spirst hew takes my virginity :^)

gorl yew'r underaged don't force him to go to jail

 

[wedl!!]

I'm a D6, althouh I think I have a bit of E in me.

 

[Lorde]

gorl yew'r underaged don't force him to go to jail

it's okay because i'm above the age of consent

 

[Aunt Jemima]

i liked it better when people added stories to their sexuality

spritzee u made this boring af

 

[Lorde]

Do you want me to write something about my sexuality so other people can follow suit?

 

[Y2Kay]

would those stories even be allowed here? >_>

 

[Lorde]

literally what

 

[Y2Kay]

Zelda social prank gone wrong gone sexual ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

[Aunt Jemima]

ok say ur story now spritzee

 

[Lorde]

tbh i don't think i can compare to the majesty of yours

 

[Aunt Jemima]

btw american boy was named @Lavani

 

[Lorde]

why do you care so much

 

[Aunt Jemima]

bcuz... u r... teh new... americn boi...

 

[Koiba]

It feels like an honour to see all this before it gets mod edited tbh

 

[Lorde]

lol reserved just got b&T

 

[Berserker.]

wow. i missed all the fun

i'm either C0, D0 or E0 btw. Probably D or E

 

[Chez G.]

Hey gorls. Been gone for a minute. I have a question: Has anyone donated blood before?

 

[Lorde]

Despite having one of the rarer blood types (AB+), I'm never going to give blood because I saw an episode of Criminal Minds and the guy that worked for the hospital drawing blood from people would abduct people, take them to his garage, cut off one of their legs, and attach it to another person

Also, I'm pretty sure there are restrictions against gay men donating blood

 

[Benishigure]

RE: sexuality stuffs

I'd usually say I'm A but I'm starting to think I might actually be B6 now, but idk.

Also I'll probably donate blood like never because who the hell wants to receive blood from an anaemic

 

[Deleted member]

NO, I CAN'T FIGURE IT OUT. RED TYRANTS, ANYONE, HELP PLS.

 

[Koiba]

NO, I CAN'T FIGURE IT OUT. RED TYRANTS, ANYONE, HELP PLS.

I don't know either ;-;

And sexuality stuff: I think I'm a C0 or a B0

 

[Chez G.]

Despite having one of the rarer blood types (AB+), I'm never going to give blood because I saw an episode of Criminal Minds and the guy that worked for the hospital drawing blood from people would abduct people, take them to his garage, cut off one of their legs, and attach it to another person

Also, I'm pretty sure there are restrictions against gay men donating blood

RE: sexuality stuffs

I'd usually say I'm A but I'm starting to think I might actually be B6 now, but idk.

Also I'll probably donate blood like never because who the hell wants to receive blood from an anaemic

Well, I'm currently donating as I type on my phone. The process is alright so far. Idk my blood type yet though.

So basically I'm the only sane one who donates blood?

 

[Lorde]

Well, I'm currently donating as I type on my phone. The process is alright so far.

So basically I'm the only sane one who donates blood?

if you get abducted and your leg gets cut off, live tweet it so we can know what's going on

 

[#HBC | Scary]

I donate all the time lol.

I'd probably fall into A through E Zero depending on the scenario I'm given. F has shown up before lol.

 

[Chez G.]

if you get abducted and your leg gets cut off, live tweet it so we can know what's going on

Positive that won't happen. But if does....you have my word.

But don't expect anything coherent. It's hard enough typing with one hand.

 

[LonkQ]

I'm kinda terrified of donating blood because some guy did it and they went super into his arm on accident and hurt him pretty bad. I don't trust my luck so nah, not doing that.

 

[Chez G.]

I'm kinda terrified of donating blood because some guy did it and they went super into his arm on accident and hurt him pretty bad. I don't trust my luck so nah, not doing that.

I understand. Donating blood isn't everyone's cup of tea. Some may have reactions and what not due to blood loss. It's why it's stressed to me that I eat and drink lots of water before donating.

 

[McKnightlíght]

I understand. Donating blood isn't everyone's cup of tea. Some may have reactions and what not due to blood loss. It's why it's stressed to me that I eat and drink lots of water before donating.

I'm barely conscious with all of my blood so I bet taking blood from me would kill me.

 

[Cress!]

I'm an A which stands for A heartless monster. :/ (I'm starting to worry about it because I'm almost an adult and I still feel like some parts of puberty haven't started)

OKAY THIS IS GETTING WEIRD, uh, I'm underweight so I can't donate blood, but I do want to try it once eventually.

 

[Cyn]

I'm kinda terrified of donating blood because some guy did it and they went super into his arm on accident and hurt him pretty bad. I don't trust my luck so nah, not doing that.

Anytime I've ever done it, I've gotten really light-headed.

 

[Nammy12]

Since we have had a large influx of new gorls, I feel that this is kind of appropriate so we can get to know one another better. Twili (it's weird to think that a lot of you probably don't know her) did something similar to this last year, so here's round two.

Essentially, the question is just, "what is your sexual orientation?" However, instead of the classic answers (gay/straight/bi/pan/ace/whatever), there's a handy little chart that is more in-depth than traditional labels.

Spoiler: The Chart

Obviously, be kind to one another and I'll see to it personally that anyone discriminating against anyone in here will have their soul erased by BJN for flaming/bullying. :^)

So what is everyone's orientation? Personally, I'm a D6.

and if any of you make a battleship joke, i'll cut you

D1 for me.

 

[Berserker.]

A young man with ****posting desire burning in his heart. His hunger for chaos only surpassed by his lust for ****, his enthusiasm for the pursuit of **** finally caught up to him this day today. He died not on the battlefield, but in the sassy grounds of the Zelda social. May his ravaged asshole finally rest in peace and contract back down to at least the size of a soda can. Though you have died today, your spirit will live on in the Zelda social, where ****posting will hopefully run rampant as a tribute to you, and all the other fallen who have never been resurrected. Rip in peace Kirby ****post legends @Reserved , may your memory live up to the greatest Kirby main ****posting martyr @Pink Reaper , who fell in battle trying to save us from the evil tyranny of MLG.​

 

[Ffamran]

Welp, Lavani, formerly known as Reserved, will never get to change his username back with that ban. Be hilarious if Reserved, currently known as Lavani, became another Fuujin.

 

[Y2Kay]

Welp, Lavani, formerly known as Reserved, will never get to change his username back with that ban. Be hilarious if Reserved, currently known as Lavani, became another Fuujin.

what Reserved got banned? I can't tell . . .

 

[Ffamran]

what Reserved got banned? I can't tell . . .

Reserved -> Lavani
Lavani -> Lavani (reference: # of likes/posts)
Berserker. -> Reserved (and once he was Lavani)
Beni-Shigure -> McKnighTlighT (reference: the "l" in light is curved slightly at the bottom for beni)
Greening -> Locke
Locke -> Locke (reference: 0#s)
CPU 3 = McKnightlight = Evan
Spritzee = Gardevior = Rowlet, but skip all the non-Spritzee names because she's only Spritzee tbh <3

 

[Koiba]

Smashboards you're 4000 likes late

 

[Burgundy]

Since we have had a large influx of new gorls, I feel that this is kind of appropriate so we can get to know one another better. Twili (it's weird to think that a lot of you probably don't know her) did something similar to this last year, so here's round two.

Essentially, the question is just, "what is your sexual orientation?" However, instead of the classic answers (gay/straight/bi/pan/ace/whatever), there's a handy little chart that is more in-depth than traditional labels.

Spoiler: The Chart

Obviously, be kind to one another and I'll see to it personally that anyone discriminating against anyone in here will have their soul erased by BJN for flaming/bullying. :^)

So what is everyone's orientation? Personally, I'm a D6.

and if any of you make a battleship joke, i'll cut you

D6

 

[McKnightlíght]

Wow guys look what I just got!!

Spoiler

ONE THOUSAND LIKES WOW




seriously tho wtf...

Edit: Koiba you are no longer my friend.

 

[Cress!]

Oh thank you Smashboards, but...

You're 2,527 likes too late.

Oh so everyone got this?

 

[McKnightlíght]

Get in line PK21