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[Lil Puddin]

Ew you heauxes on Team Mist or Priscilla. Team Maria will crush you heauxes to dust. Just kidding. She'll probably lose. But she's the only offensive healer I have to use for the gauntlet atm. rip rip rip cri cri cri

THEN AGAIN! I do have that Super Merged Mist but Mist is bad for attacking so no. Ugh. This is an awful, awful gauntlet.

Seeing Lil Puddin's bride Cordelia makes me so jelly.

Speaking of jelly, someone said that bride Caeda, Charlotte, Cordelia, and Lyn's dresses look like jellyfishes.

tbh Bride Cordelia is my waifu for real now. Though Shanna is my flying waifu. She's going to Firesweep heauxes to death. But for now, all hail the jellyfish waifu. I hope Faye becomes a focus unit again so I can get that damn bow.

 

[Y2Kay]

I'm still pissed about not getting a single waifu after spending 80 orbs on the banner. I'm cursed to never get limited-time units, apparently.

 

[Gay Ginger]

How many of the old gorls are still active in tournaments? I haven't played Sm4sh at all since my Game Pad broke over a year ago (two years ago??), but I've been craving playing lately, and I want to try to get back into playing.

Maybe I'll bring my Wii U over to my friend's house and use her Game Pad to install the latest updates so I can play online...

 

[Lorde]

maintenance is done and gorls are already datamining the update

swimsuit banner is apparently confirmed. focus units are adult tiki, female robin, frederick (yes pls), and gaius

YES GORL GIVE ME THOSE ABS

robin is lance, tiki is axe, gaius is bow, frederick is dagger

tempest trials are returning soon

tiki's axe is called melon crusher lol

 

[McKnightlíght]

maintenance is done and gorls are already datamining the update

swimsuit banner is apparently confirmed. focus units are adult tiki, female robin, frederick (yes pls), and gaius

YES GORL GIVE ME THOSE ABS

robin is lance, tiki is axe, gaius is bow, frederick is dagger

tempest trials are returning soon

So is this game just soft porn?

 

[Lorde]

So is this game just soft porn?

have you seen tharja/camilla/kagerou's artwork? softcore porn is how they make money lol

 

[Burgundy]

maintenance is done and gorls are already datamining the update

swimsuit banner is apparently confirmed. focus units are adult tiki, female robin, frederick (yes pls), and gaius

YES GORL GIVE ME THOSE ABS

robin is lance, tiki is axe, gaius is bow, frederick is dagger

tempest trials are returning soon

tiki's axe is called melon crusher lol

I will sell my soul for that Frederick
He is a perfect man and the perfect way to make me spend my first paycheck on Heroes
(Speaking of which my first college class was today and I also start my first job on Friday )

 

[Lorde]

I will sell my soul for that Frederick
He is a perfect man and the perfect way to make me spend my first paycheck on Heroes
(Speaking of which my first college class was today and I also start my first job on Friday )

pull only colorless if you want husbandos since fredericks is a dagger user and gaius is an archer

and yeah, frederick's damaged art is really spicy ;)

 

[Burgundy]

pull only colorless if you want husbandos since fredericks is a dagger user and gaius is an archer

and yeah, frederick's damaged art is really spicy ;)

Yes that's the best part, I can put only grey and not waste my time by potentially pulling an unwanted waifu
Though Adult Tiki is hilarious using a melon

 

[McKnightlíght]

have you seen tharja/camilla/kagerou's artwork? softcore porn is how they make money lol

Japan is weird.

 

[Lil Puddin]

Although Absrick is super hot and the perfect husbando, I won't pull for him. Unless he has Kagero-levels of ATK or more. Maybe a super cool dagger type? Then I'll use him and ditch Saizo husbando. Gaius looks cool too. So if they're both good stat or kit wise, then pulling for grays won't be too painful. Tiki is fabulous too. I wonder if she'll be a green Bride Charlotte stat wise.

Still, those are very unexpected choices for the Swimsuit banner. Gaius is slightly expected, but the other 3 are like LOLWUT.

Spoiler: RWBY Season 3 wtf spoilers ofc

So Gar and I are watching RWBY and we got through Season 3.

While I do realize Penny dying is not too huge, since she was just like a reoccurring minor character, it doesn't make it any less lame. She was my meme gorl. SHE CAN'T BE SOCIALLY INEPT AND COMBAT READY IF SHE'S DEAD. cricricri rip robot gorl

Then there's Pyrrha. She was so sweet and well mannered that it came off as funny at times and she was also the perfect battle gorl. I liked her but Gar was ready to marry her soooooo ye. We had a discussion about it eventually and decided it was *****boy Jaune's fault.

If the aura transfer went through, Pyrrha and Cinder would've had the same hax power in addition to their own power. Pyrrha held her own against Cinder without hax powers, but with hax powers she probably would've won. So why didn't she get the hax powers? WELL! Rewind time and go back down to the vault.

"Here do this one job, just look in this one direction down this straight long hallway with nice lighting and no form of cover. If something comes, do something about it!"

"OK Ozzieboi!"

"*light muffled pain noises* Oh but I'm not dying or anything so it's OK. It'll probably only last a few more seconds."

"OMG PYRRHA R U DYIN? I GOTTA TURN AROUND AND IGNORE MY ONE SUPER IMPORTANT JOB OMG! THIS ONE THING I SHOULD BE DOING CAN WAIT!!! GEE! I SURE HOPE NOBODY ATTACKS WHILE MY BACK IS TURNED BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE SO BAD! MAN, SOMEONE SHOULD REALLY BE LOOKING THE OTHER WAY TO MAKE SURE WE'RE NOT ATTACKED OR SOMETHING!"

*thing goes wrong because Jaune*

"Oh no both of you run. You wouldn't have to run if someone kept watch and the aura transfer went through, but that's OK! Just go run!"

*both of them run and Ozzie presumably dies or something*

"OMG Jaune I am literally going to kill myself just to get rid of you forever. brb launching you out in a locker and then I'm going to start climbing this tower so Cinder can kill me."

And then the super bad thing happened. I guess that moment was to prove the only reason Jaune's team succeeded was because Pyrrha kept everyone alert and on track (like how Qrow insinuated earlier). Jaune couldn't even keep his 1/2-track mind focused on that one objective. smh

 

[Ffamran]

I'm going to laugh if swimsuit Gaius and Tiki show up with the exact same stats they have normally. Frederick being a thief is concerning to me since if they go with normal Frederick's stat spread, he's going to be the slowest thief with possibly the lowest resistance as well. So, he'd be Saizo, but if Saizo didn't have speed to avoid getting destroyed by mages and high attack might not be that great when he's slow preventing him from dishing out damage like Kagero not to mention that daggers are weak in general.

I'd like to have any of the units, but I'm really desperate for a different red mage and that's not happening any time soon, so I'm SOL regardless. Also, the trials returning around July... B-but the suffering just ended. Why must it return so soon!?

Still, those are very unexpected choices for the Swimsuit banner. Gaius is slightly expected, but the other 3 are like LOLWUT.

Chrom and Cordelia recently got alternate versions of themselves, Lucina technically appears in art, but she has 2 other versions of herself, and Tharja is probably confirmed for a Christmas banner. I doubt people would be happy to see Chrom, Cordelia, and Lucina getting more versions of themselves. Tharja could get away with it if people didn't know about her Christmas outfit along with the time gap between summer and winter, but I bet they wanted to play it safe and not have Tharja appear in this year's swimsuit banner.

 

[Antonykun]

welp had my birthday yesterday and nothing happened

how disappointing.

 

[Lil Puddin]

welp had my birthday yesterday and nothing happened

how disappointing.

I sent you bara in the mail of Wrys during his glory years. Hopefully that makes up for things.

 

[Koiba]

welp had my birthday yesterday and nothing happened

how disappointing.

Happy late birthday!! <3

 

[EODM07]

Morning Master Sword mains. How's everyone doing?

Tried to beat the 2nd Stage in the Bonus Episode to unlock the Carnage Dimension. I got demolished. (I fought against Goldion in that stage. He did well over 1000k of damage against even my strongest units.)
So I'll be grinding some more. Possibly to increase my units stats in the Chara World. Or go to the Item World and do tons of grinding there for my items. Either way will work.

And I've been doing some more progress on my RPG in RPG Maker FES. Just need to do some tweaks to the first village and then go onto the first town you go to.

Spoiler: Yuri pic of the day~

 

[Burgundy]

I did it

Spoiler: I made Alm drink the otion and he became a thot slayer

I'm uploading the video of me doing this entire process if you really want to see Alm eat a harlot with a giant spoon, a maid that fails at maiding, and a clone of himself with a speed deficit. nvm hotel WiFi sucks

Gooooorl I'm really jealous. I really want an Alm, a good one would go great with my own Celica as well =<=

By the way gorls, if anyone is on Team Maria, I am too. I'll be rotating through all of my horse units (Cecilia, Xander, and Camus)
No one send out the healer of your team pls, otherwise we may get stuck with a team of healers vs like Bridelia or something lol

 

[Cenizas]

And for all my Team Lissa sistren, I have my Reinhardt up, and my fc is 3772831525 in case I never posted it yet.

 

[Lorde]

idk if anyone else actually joined team priscilla, but in case you did, the unit you'll get from me is my 5* Distant Counter Zephiel

IS pls give us another Hector banner so i can get Distant Counter for my Armor Emblem Sheena

 

[SBphiloz4]

How many of the old gorls are still active in tournaments? I haven't played Sm4sh at all since my Game Pad broke over a year ago (two years ago??), but I've been craving playing lately, and I want to try to get back into playing.

Maybe I'll bring my Wii U over to my friend's house and use her Game Pad to install the latest updates so I can play online...

I'm still tourney active, arguably one of the best players in my school

Don't really play much nor do I have much time tho, not to mention having any time to wifi

 

[Ffamran]

I'm going to regret this, but team Lachesis first and then team Lissa whenever Lachesis loses -- probably second round against Elise or Sakura. I hope Lissa doesn't lose the first or second round. Otherwise, I'm stuck with Lachesis. Totally going to regret this since Lissa is one of my favorite characters, but Lachesis's lines are funny with how snarky she sounds.

Edit: Yep, I've made a mistake. My Lachesis doesn't even have Assault yet. I don't remember who's Kektria on here, but your Titania saved my butt on the first gauntlet fight.

 

[Antonykun]

ok gorls this is the one gauntlet i am 100% neutral on and i have no idea which imouto to vote on

 

[Cress!]

Gorls

I made fwiends in Germany

There were these 2 gorlos playing Heroes and I wasn't an introvert for once and told them that I play Heroes too and we talked about our units and the gauntlet (they're both Team Elise) and ye.

HEROES IS A POSITVE AND INTERACTIVE GAME; PEOPLE FROM ALL CORNERS OF THE GLOBE GATHER ON THIS 1 GAME TO COLLECT ALL OF THEIR WAIFUS AND HUSBANDOS REGARDLESS OF THEIR GENDER, RACE, AGE, OR OTHER LABELS.

Oh yeah so Mist vs Lissa is just a huge back-and-forth right now. 1 character falls behind, and gets the bonus, then the other is behind and gets the bonus, then the bonus goes back to the first team, etc. Lissa will still win probably but everyone on Team Mist I'm trying.

If you girls haven't seen the news on the billboard in the game, there's a website that let's you track every team's score so that's nice. Also it's nice to know that Elise hasn't been dominating the entire time.

Finally S Symphonia congrats on getting to Tier 20!

ok gorls this is the one gauntlet i am 100% neutral on and i have no idea which imouto to vote on

Go support Team Mist because nobody else on my Friend List is. I feel aloneee

 

[Buddhahobo]

So Fate/Grand Order finally came out in English. It's also a gacha game, but tbh FEH is more fun to play. It's also kind of disturbingly lewd with a good amount of the character portraits. Like, Spring Camilla would be average-to-conservative compared to some of them.

If FEH had Cu Caster, then it would be perfect and I wouldn't even bother with FGO.

ok gorls this is the one gauntlet i am 100% neutral on and i have no idea which imouto to vote on

Go Team Elise because she's a cinnamon roll too pure for this world.

 

[Symphonia]

Finally S Symphonia congrats on getting to Tier 20!

Thanks gorl!~ I actually reached Tier 20 2 weeks ago but I dropped down last week because there's no way I'm staying there with all the whales. I think you need at least high 4900's (like 4980 - 5000+?) to stay in and the highest I can get is around 4840 with some rerolling. Anyway I pretty happy hopping between Tier 19 and 20.

Also EODM07 What are your thoughts on Disgaea 5? I assume you've finished the main game, I've just started Episode 8 (how did you finish so quick?)

 

[Gay Ginger]

I'm still tourney active, arguably one of the best players in my school

Don't really play much nor do I have much time tho, not to mention having any time to wifi

Nice!

I know that my university has a Smash group, but it might be mostly (only?) Melee... I should see if there is a Sm4sh scene as well.

 

[Antonykun]

I joined team Lachesis cuz she was the only healer loli had
she's level 1
time to cheese the gauntlet

 

[Ffamran]

I joined team Lachesis cuz she was the only healer loli had
she's level 1
time to cheese the gauntlet

The hilarious part is that Lachesis is probably the oldest of the bunch. From what her quotes imply, it's Lachesis after Eldigan's death which could be anywhere from a couple days to maybe even when Seliph's story starts which is apparently 16 years after Sigurd's death. She could be anywhere from 15 years old like the others to somewhere in her early thirties.

Spoiler: Holy War and Thracia 776 plot spoilers

Or not in her thirties since she was apparently turned to stone during Thracia 776 and before Seliph's story according to her wiki page, but she had her kids by then, so...

 

[Y2Kay]

idk if anyone else actually joined team priscilla, but in case you did, the unit you'll get from me is my 5* Distant Counter Zephiel

IS pls give us another Hector banner so i can get Distant Counter for my Armor Emblem Sheena

I'm on team priscilla too. How are we losing to Clarine???
I have my Camus available, would u rather have someone else? I got vantage Hector, Karel, Jaffar, Urs, Cecilia, Xander, Sanaki+1, etc.

 

[Lorde]

I'm on team priscilla too. How are we losing to Clarine???
I have my Camus available, would u rather have someone else? I got vantage Hector, Karel, Jaffar, Urs, Cecilia, Xander, Sanaki+1, etc.

Honestly, any unit is fine as long as it's not a healer

Trying to win with a team of 3 healers is torture

 

[Benishigure]

Ffamran yeah that was my Titania. I changed my IGN to match my discord name.

 

[Lil Puddin]

This is my favorite rework of You're Welcome. omg im dying pls rez

Honestly, any unit is fine as long as it's not a healer

Trying to win with a team of 3 healers is torture

You haven't met Kween Maria, then.

 

[Antonykun]

right so fes is actually really obtuse and limited but i won't let it stop me from making something decent. Right now I'm trying to make sure events end themselves so we don't get scenarios where you can endlessly reenact the scene where BJN39 banishes CPU3 over and over again.


on another note I'm considering making all the gorls females. Like i found a female elf portrait that's like if skyward sword zelda had a zelderly skin it's actually too perfect for bjn.

 

[McKnightlíght]

Right now I'm trying to make sure events end themselves so we don't get scenarios where you can endlessly reenact the scene where BJN39 banishes CPU3 over and over again.

I'm not seeing how this a problem. If I remember correctly you guys all said that guy was a prick. A super handsome, very studly, incredibly funny, prick.

 

[Lil Puddin]

I'm not seeing how this a problem. If I remember correctly you guys all said that guy was a prick. A super handsome, very studly, incredibly funny, prick.

I heard that CPU3 was trash talking Mama BJN with some other gorls after Mama banned ha.

Pls ignore and cover your ears this is not for faint-hearted gorls.

Spoiler: PROOF

 

[McKnightlíght]

I actually have rare footage of CPU 3 leaving the Zelda Social.

Spoiler

 

[Lorde]

The Clarisse GHB is really awful. I'm having trouble beating it on Lunatic

Her title "Sniper in the Dark" is totally giving me Lorde vibes, though

 

[Cress!]

Clarisse on Hard was "throw Alm in the middle of the enemies, watch as he takes 0 damage, and solos the map."
That same strategy on Lunatic lets me see him get 1-shotted by the green mage while standing on a defensive tile wtf game I spent PRECIOUS and VALUABLE resources on him that should allow me to instantly win every game. I want a refund. (Clarisse is great tho and I'm gonna start training her up later tonight.)

 

[Lil Puddin]

Clarheaux's Lunatic map is stupidly absurd. Leigon's was forgiving in comparison to this one. I may actually need MKV's help for once to get those 2k feathers. I don't think cheese will save the day here. Clarisse is not too bad stat wise. She's basically Lady Takumi/Lady Pineapple stat wise.

I hope we get more Edeas/characters voiced by Cassandra LM. We have Sleepy Edea(Julia) and Edgy Edea(Clarisse). Now we need Grumpy Edea and Silly Edea.

I actually have rare footage of CPU 3 leaving the Zelda Social.

Spoiler

I guess the Din's Fire was too hot for ha to stand, amirite?

 

[EODM07]

Morning Noodle Sword mains. How's everyone doing?

Also EODM07 What are your thoughts on Disgaea 5? I assume you've finished the main game, I've just started Episode 8 (how did you finish so quick?)

Spoiler: Thoughts on Disgaea 5 Complete

I thought it was great. The Main Story does help with the progression of character development for the whole cast and I just love on how over the top it is. <3

Also, I finished it quick due to a bonus stage I unlocked later on which are made for grinding called Challenge Stages. The first stage has you fight against 3 Noble Demons each at Lv. 81 (If you haven't cranked up the Enemy Level at the Cheat Shop) and they can be useful to grind your units to a high enough level IF you're underlevelled. (Also, to speed the game up. You can set the character movements and cursor movement to [Super] which makes the game move much quicker.) I didn't even use the optional characters you can recruit at any time such as Laharl, Valvatorez or Zetta since I was saving them for the post game.

But yeah, I enjoyed it. And it seems you're about 50% done with the main game. There's 16 Episodes in total in D5 which is the most any Disgaea game has had. They usually have about 13 Episodes like an anime would usually have per season.

When you do finish the main game, thats when we'll get into the nitty gritty. And I mean it, we'll probably have a looooong talk about what to do next.

For those who do have a Switch, I highly recommend getting Disgaea 5 Complete. It's definitely worth the price.

Anyway, about to go and have my brunch and been doing the Survival Mode in Pokemon Shuffle again, hopefully I'll beat it a 2nd time, since I would like to get some good prizes from doing it. Also, Mega Gyarados Event has returned, this time you're limited to Electric and Normal Types which I'm glad for. Since it seems like they've noticed that many people have been abusing Mega Tyrantiar due to how powerful it is (Capable of removing 3 Tapped Locations is nuts). So if you do have a Costume Pikachu (Red Gyarados Costume Pikachu), then I think you're all set for this stage.

Also, was busy working on my RPG in RPG Maker FES. Game crashed twice during development.
Luckily, I saved before it even happened.

Spoiler: Yuri pic of the day~