So Gar and some other non-gorls (sans a Bayo main) were doing this kinda drunken Sm4sh night. They needed 1 more to play so ofc Gar invites me even tho I just wanted to binge watch Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt.
2 things happened:
1) I found there's, like, tons (4) of buff dudes/a buff gorl who play Sm4sh and they can spook even the sassiest of gorls. Pls ban them and their FE10 Ike tier arms ok tyvm. :^)
spoiler: most of the players were allergic to sass and sparkles RIP. Bara is no match for sass.
2) I survived as Zelda with 130%-170% dmg a lot, once with all 3 stocks. They used Marth, Fox, Falcon, Mewtwo, Corrin, Cloud, Ryu(Gar), Mario, and Pikachu. I got to the last round, but was out-sassed and out-muscled by the Bayo main.
They were all "Zelda main pro AF dude" except it was mostly luck and sass-assisted DI. Using DTaunt at the beginning of a match reduces all received KB by 50%, duuuh. This played in my head all night(not just because I really wanted to watch Season 3):
The Bayo main was a stronk Amazon Gorl that could probably beat us all in a fight simultaneously. IDK if she could win in a sass fight, but she does main Bayo. After the srs matches we all played super casual. We combined our gorl pwr and tortured many non-gorls. She'd SOCLOSE them and held the sassy crouch pose as I'd double lightning kick them poor sassless plebs. :^)
Fun but tiring night.