Guide Zelda Social: But also the FE Heroes Internet Cafe

[Space Stranger]

Howdy, howdy, howdy! What's go-

Space Stranger YHEZ!

worshiper,

,king of dank memes, ****posts and trolling,

tier in giving me laughs and winning the internet, Toy Story fanatic and Woody incarnate. Top tier name that flows perfectly and its creation is genius. Believe it or not, but I actually like Falcon even though I don't main him so seeing people get salty over him makes me laugh which should please you. I always get a laugh out of your posts so keep them coming! I also respect how you make serious posts when necessary and know when to put the memes and ****posts away for better/more appropriate times. That's pretty legit if you ask me.

Whoa! Thanks for the great compliments. I've been quite aware that you were among the many users outside the Smash 4 Social who admired my habits, both my serious and wacky posts. I'm also glad you acknowledge my more serious posts which tend to go ignored due to my reputation I’ve pretty much made on here. For the most part, I’ve maintained a balance where I only ****post in appropriate places (*cough* DR *cough*).

If only all internet trolls were like you, than the internet would be a much better place. Obviously that will never happen so consider yourself the diamond among trolls. Finally, I owe ya big for finding the cure for depression in the form of page 1556. I get chills just thinking of the glorious post you made there. Whenever I feel down I go there and I feel much better. It's hard to describe in words how great that post is, but it's definitely one of the best posts on this site so thanks a million for its existence.

This paragraph made my day and believe it or not, I only signed up to SmashBoards to troll and leave. I decided to stay since the interactions I had with most users prompted me to continue posting. Even with two bans, I have never truly left.


I agree that nowadays trolling is used by idiots as an excuse to act like a complete tool under a username. Making witty one-liners and well-timed reaction images/memes are completely separate from harassing someone without reason. I am truly glad that my nonsensical posts can have an impact on your life. For me, it was my usual well-timed image in reply to the guy’s left-field comment. I would have never been aware that it meant much more to someone else. So I want to truly say thank you.

 

[Antonykun]

Sonic mains in a nutshell

 

[jahkzheng]

You're very welcome gurl! It's good to see all the effort I put into it payed off.

Posts like this is why I wanted to do that whole thing in the first place and it feels fantastic to see the responses.

Thanks for the long response!

"Always cool on the Wolf thread" Awesome! This makes me feel great.

Also, "pre-Edgy era" lol that's fantastic. Good thing I embraced the "Edgy" era when it first started, heh.

Actually whenever I see "heh", I think of a voice clip Leon had in Star Fox: Assault where he said something like "tch" or something that sounds similar to someone saying "heh".

Now whenever I read "heh", I read it in Leon's voice.

I'm also aware I used "heh" like 5 times in this one response. Definitely trademark worthy that word.
Great to see you enjoy it, Star Fusion Landing Recoil #9 gurl.

Link me the example and I'l tell you if it sounds like what's in my head or is occasionally even expressed audibly.

 

[Jestar]

Remind me to never to take a break from this thread for more than a day.

In the time I was gone, I missed a Fujin alt, the Robin social getting it's *** sassed off by said alt, Wolf getting 9th place in a CPU only tournament, some long-time no-see gurls visiting this thread, and tons of top tier gifs and reaction images.

At least no one had a birthday while I was gone.

With that out of the way, I gotta respond to some very important things that just had to happen when I was gone.

Gorl you're a saint.

That Zelda gif is why we need the Melee taunt back. Replace the fireball one plz~

Aw yeah! This is what I'm talking about. This made me happy so thanks for that gurl.

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Bring back her Melee design as a costume too plz. Replace the purple one if room is needed.

Do we have a gif of Melee Zelda taunt in the social?
If not I made one The video I made it from wasn't that high quality which is why it looks grainy

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Fantastic! Putting this on my profile page. Thanks a ton for this gurl! <3

 

[KarmaCastle]

I'd rather have a Gif of Zelda saying "Faore, Help me"

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The .gif ends in a FW loop-da-loop when you hit the corner of a stage

 

[Kofu]

I'm watching you nerds!

Rickster you say you're from the middle of nowhere in Texas. There are a lot of those, care to elaborate which region?

 

[Jestar]

I dunno whether I should regret this or not...

But I'm considering trying to use ;~;

Me right now when I consider using ZSS:

Wolf can't come back soon enough.

betrayal

I've never seen you here before. Welcome! I'll assume you know how this thread works so have a good time here.

Also that one line response made me chuckle.

Link me the example and I'l tell you if it sounds like what's in my head or is occasionally even expressed audibly.

This particular clip is what goes through my head when I read "heh". Like I said before, he doesn't exactly say "heh", but the sound he makes is what I read in my head.

Here's another clip (He says "ha" but it sounds like "heh") if the one above doesn't sound like what's in your head.

There's also a third clip during chapter 10 where he says "heh" or something similar to it, but 3 clips just to hear him say 1 word is a bit of an overkill.

 

[2004Zilla]

2004Zilla Your name is really fun to say. I like how you have a lot of passion for dinosaurs and stuff related to them since I have a soft spot for dinosaurs myself. While I'm not hardcore into them, I do think they look cool and always found them interesting. Reading dinosaur books as a kid (some of them were definitely top tier books) and watching movies about them intrigued me and it's nice to see someone here that likes them a lot. I also gave your blog a few hits so I hope you appreciate that.

I also love the Metroid games and it's nice to see others who are fans of the series. Your reaction images are fantastic, specifically the "absolutely disgusting" ones so keep them coming. Finally, your posts in general are some of the most enjoyable to read and your avatars are always fantastic so keep up the good work.

Many thanks for the kind words. I'm super judgmental of the stuff I say, and oftentimes I'll start to regret a lot of the things I post. Glad that someone likes my posts.

 

[jahkzheng]

Wolf can't come back soon enough.


I've never seen you here before. Welcome! I'll assume you know how this thread works so have a good time here.

Also that one line response made me chuckle.


This particular clip is what goes through my head when I read "heh". Like I said before, he doesn't exactly say "heh", but the sound he makes is what I read in my head.

Here's another clip (He says "ha" but it sounds like "heh") if the one above doesn't sound like what's in your head.

There's also a third clip during chapter 10 where he says "heh" or something similar to it, but 3 clips just to hear him say 1 word is a bit of an overkill.

Well not exactly as abrupt or crazy sounding, but I guess that's basically it. The "e" is softer when I actually do audibly "heh" too. It's like the beginning of a soft laugh I guess. I'll type it up when I'm amused and my initial reaction is to smile or even just exhale a sort of scoff.

 

[Rinku リンク]

Speaking of you... I haven't seen that image in your sig in a while and it reminds me that they should have a Hyrule Warriors Zelda in there now and she should just have this face with no words...

Shoutouts to my former avatar~

Speaking of shoutouts... shoutouts to @TheEdgyOne

That be a hilarious addition honestly. Twilight Princess Zelda is probably my favorite Zelda with Ocarina of Time Zelda being a close second.

 

[jahkzheng]

That be a hilarious addition honestly. Twilight Princess Zelda is probably my favorite Zelda with Ocarina of Time Zelda being a close second.

It's unlike any of the previous reactions and it captures the sass of HW Zelda, the sassiest Zelda there is~

 

[Rinku リンク]

It's unlike any of the previous reactions and it captures the sass of HW Zelda, the sassiest Zelda there is~

I dunno about HW Zelda being the sassiest. My vote probably go to WW Zelda for that.

 

[jahkzheng]

I dunno about HW Zelda being the sassiest. My vote probably go to WW Zelda for that.

Good point. HW is up there though just based on her expressions, and lighthearted ease, confidence, and legitimate sass.

 

[Rinku リンク]

Good point. HW is up there though just based on her expressions, and lighthearted ease, confidence, and legitimate sass.

I can agree with that since Lana was swiggity swooty comin for Link's booty and all.

 

[Jestar]

While searching for my contribution to this thread, I came across this thing.

Spoiler: spoilered for everyone's safety

 

[evmaxy54]

r_greening1 is actually the only cool person here out of all you scrubs for the simple reason of Kashiwa Daisuke

 

[Rickster]

I'm watching you nerds!

Rickster you say you're from the middle of nowhere in Texas. There are a lot of those, care to elaborate which region?

The Northern Middle of Nowhere

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Somewhat close to the Oklahoma border.

 

[Lil Puddin]

I can agree with that since Lana was swiggity swooty comin for Link's booty and all.

I can't even with you today.

 

[Rinku リンク]

I can't even with you today.

It's fine, not many can handle my majestic presence.

k ill leave now...

 

[jahkzheng]

I can agree with that since Lana was swiggity swooty comin for Link's booty and all.

Here, have a Lana screencap on me. Taken the same time I was capturing my sassy Zelda avatar~

Spoiler

 

[Rinku リンク]

Here, have a Lana screencap on me. Taken the same time I was capturing my sassy Zelda avatar~

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Hurray for early Christmas gifts~ Though I feel like I'm the only one who felt bad for her in the end (probably because I know the feeling of unrequited love all too well).

 

[jahkzheng]

Hurray for early Christmas gifts~ Though I feel like I'm the only one who felt bad for her in the end (probably because I know the feeling of unrequited love all too well).

I grew to really like her by the end too. She's a good character. Back before I bought HW I thought she was a silly addition. Now I hope she makes cameos in future Zelda games like a recurring character.

She's kind of creepy in that screecap there, but also kind of funny and cute. Like she's totally obsessed smitten stalker smiling at Link, lol. It's why I chose that image after your response.

 

[Antonykun]

Rip Rinku リンク
199X-20XX
absorbed into the trashy Zelda Social culture

 

[Rinku リンク]

I grew to really like her by the end too. She's a good character. Back before I bought HW I thought she was a silly addition. Now I hope she makes cameos in future Zelda games like a recurring character.

She's kind of creepy in that screecap there, but also kind of funny and cute. Like she's totally obsessed stalker smiling at Link, lol. It's why I chose that image after your response.

It kinda sets her up to be like a Yandere honestly lol. She's Waifu material a very likable character so I grew attached to her as well. Would have loved to have her in Smash 4.

Rip Rinku リンク
199X-20XX
absorbed into the trashy Zelda Social culture

 

[Koiba]

Koiba First shipping buddy. Remember those times? Good fun. I also remember your romantic stories which were nice to read since I enjoy romance. One of the first people I met here and one of, if not the first person I got to know on this site so thanks a ton for that as it really helped me to ease into this place. It's kind of crazy to think I've been playing games longer than you've been alive though. I like your dedication to and it's nice to see a main that is "different" than the ones in a certain social thread which a lot of people here probably appreciate. You also can draw great and you've made some funny images in the past. Finally, you make great use of the icon and seeing it makes my day a bit more positive. I owe you quite a bit compared to most people on this site so I hope you appreciate this.

Omg I really appreciate this thankzies~!

And people still remember my shipping addiction back then and that the was my go-to emote~


Oh yeah, idk if I told you gorls but story boy gave me his Oshawott doll. Gave it to me last summer at a party~

Spoiler: Teh Doll

 

[jahkzheng]

It kinda sets her up to be like a Yandere honestly lol. She's Waifu material a very likable character so I grew attached to her as well. Would have loved to have her in Smash 4.

Lol, I have to agree.

I hope she becomes a bigger part of the Zelda series first, but she has all the uniqueness to be a really fun Smash fighter.

Hyrule Warriors was kind of the surprise hit for me on the Wii U. It did DLC really well. At first I thought it might be a bit shallow but I'd give it a chance because of all the Zelda fanservice. Now I hope other franchises get "Warriors-ified" or Zelda's main franchise borrows some ideas. Just stuff like having a playable Zelda and Ganon was so much win, not to mention all the other recognizable Zelda characters.

 

[Jestar]

Omg I really appreciate this thankzies~!

And people still remember my shipping addiction back then and that the was my go-to emote~


Oh yeah, idk if I told you gorls but story boy gave me his Oshawott doll. Gave it to me last summer at a party~

Spoiler: Teh Doll

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I remember story boy. Cute doll too. Also I noticed that you have your own NNID now so that's great.

 

[Rinku リンク]

Lol, I have to agree.

I hope she becomes a bigger part of the Zelda series first, but she has all the uniqueness to be a really fun Smash fighter.

Hyrule Warriors was kind of the surprise hit for me on the Wii U. It did DLC really well. At first I thought it might be a bit shallow but I'd give it a chance because of all the Zelda fanservice. Now I hope other franchises get "Warriors-ified" or Zelda's main franchise borrows some ideas. Just stuff like having a playable Zelda and Ganon was so much win, not to mention all the other recognizable Zelda characters.

Despite people complaining that it was like Dynasty Warriors I enjoyed it personally. HW also reminds me of how lazy nintendo is...

 

[jahkzheng]

Despite people complaining that it was like Dynasty Warriors I enjoyed it personally. HW also reminds me of how lazy nintendo is...

I had barely played any Dynasty Warriors prior to buying Hyrule Warriors. I was familiar with the gameplay and knew only that it was fairly basic but not unenjoyable. Still, it was a bit of a leap to just up and buy Hyrule Warriors. It was a purchase basically made because I couldn't say no to all that Zelda fanservice, heh. I didn't at all regret the decision though. The deeper you get into the game, the more you realize that despite the simple formula, you can still enjoy different scenarios and some legit challenges. Adventure mode is where it's at though. The story was fun, but I got by far the most mileage out of Adventure mode... and then the DLC happened and it was even more ridiculous. My fav Adventure mode quest early on was the Zelda one that was on a square on the bottom of the map near the right corner. Cool music was playing and the mission was dire right from the start. Man, I really need to play that game again, heh.

 

[Cress!]

I can't even with you today.

Don't say that!

I've been waiting months to use that pic tysm for finally saying "I can't even."

 

[Rinku リンク]

I had barely played any Dynasty Warriors prior to buying Hyrule Warriors. I was familiar with the gameplay and knew only that it was fairly basic but not unenjoyable. Still, it was a bit of a leap to just up and buy Hyrule Warriors. It was a purchase basically made because I couldn't say no to all that Zelda fanservice, heh. I didn't at all regret the decision though. The deeper you get into the game, the more you realize that despite the simple formula, you can still enjoy different scenarios and some legit challenges. Adventure mode is where it's at though. The story was fun, but I got by far the most mileage out of Adventure mode... and then the DLC happened and it was even more ridiculous. My fav Adventure mode quest early on was the Zelda one that was on a square on the bottom of the map near the right corner. Cool music was playing and the mission was dire right from the start. Man, I really need to play that game again, heh.

It's definitively one of the more successful and popular spin-off games for a franchise in my opinion. Most spin-off games don't do all too well lol.

 

[Rizen]

TBH, I'd be perfectly happy to never see Lana again.

 

[Kofu]

The Northern Middle of Nowhere

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Somewhat close to the Oklahoma border.

I wondered because I've spent time in Fannin County and east towards Louisiana. I'm not there anymore though. And Fannin County is pretty dang middle of nowhere.

 

[jahkzheng]

TBH, I'd be perfectly happy to never see Lana again.

~

 

[Cress!]

She's kind of creepy in that screecap there

Wait, THAT'S creepy? lol the glitches in the game give everyone reeeeeeeeeally messed up faces.

Spoiler: Ready for a ton of pics?

And best of all...

Not a glitch, but it's an accurate representation of the soulless being she's become because of Smash.

 

[Furret]

Omg I really appreciate this thankzies~!

And people still remember my shipping addiction back then and that the was my go-to emote~


Oh yeah, idk if I told you gorls but story boy gave me his Oshawott doll. Gave it to me last summer at a party~

Spoiler: Teh Doll

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wow oshawott, what a loser, not even a cool pokemon

TBH, I'd be perfectly happy to never see Lana again.

 

[jahkzheng]

Wait, THAT'S creepy? lol the glitches in the game give everyone reeeeeeeeeally messed up faces.

Spoiler: Ready for a ton of pics?

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And best of all...

Not a glitch, but it's an accurate representation of the soulless being she's become because of Smash.

I only said "kind of" creepy. And I was only thinking of natural expressions, not your weird deformities~

 

[Rizen]

~

 

[r_greening1]

r_greening1 is actually the only cool person here out of all you scrubs for the simple reason of Kashiwa Daisuke

Spoiler: ayyy

tbh my favorite song by him is April 02, but youtube only has videos with fragments of the song and it makes me cry every time I search for it ;^(

Oh yeah, I also tried out for the first time, and I did pretty good! I had close games with a guy's fox and stuff. I can shorthop single laser, which is nice. I used like almost no shines, because I don't have the timing to cancel it yet. I'm seriously considering having him as a secondary to cover 's MUs with , , and . Of course I'm going to try to learn those MU's as best I can with first.

The funniest thing I've seen do is hit a with FW1 by ledgestalling, then ledgehopping into a sweetspot F-air and killing him off of the other side of Dreamland.
How do you ledgestall? I'm going to need as many mix-ups as I can get. I'm also on planning to go to Hype Train this Sunday :^)

 

[Lil Puddin]

Don't say that!
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I've been waiting months to use that pic tysm for finally saying "I can't even."

Damn sis, so inspirational; spoken like a true Wii Fit Princess.