You're Banned! And I'm still alive and kicking after all these years!

[Substitution]

Banned because I am Shark Island.
You can't live on yourself IIRC.

Also, banned for being the 1st ZeldaMaster.

 

[Jason the Yoshi]

Banned because Sharks don't kill as many people as you might think

 

[Substitution]

Banned because Shark Island does that and more.

 

[Jason the Yoshi]

Banned because I've been to Shark Island and came back home in one piece.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Banned because Shark Island is home to many of Ganondorf's minions.

 

[Jason the Yoshi]

Banned because I've SMASHED them all

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Banned because puns.

 

[Substitution]

Banned because no one get though Shark Island alive.
Edit: And for ninja'ing me.

 

[Jason the Yoshi]

Banned for being ninja'd

 

[Fluttershy]

Banned for having an Isaac as an avatar also I'm not the first zm and want my username changed but don't want to go premium..

 

[Substitution]

Banned for wanting to change names.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Banned because

 

[Jason the Yoshi]

Banned for having WAY TOO MANY substitutes

 

[yessi]

Banned for not having any substitutes

 

[Jason the Yoshi]

Banned because I don't need substitutes.

 

[Substitution]

Banned because you need them.
Substitutes are love.
Substitutes are life.

 

[Jason the Yoshi]

Banned because my contract does not provide I be supplied with any substitutes

 

[yessi]

Banned for choosing the contract without substitutes

 

[Jason the Yoshi]

Banned because there was no contract that specified substitutes

 

[Substitution]

Banned because it was the second contract next to the third one from last year.

 

[yessi]

Banned for not telling him sooner

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Banned for not telling him to tell him sooner.

 

[Substitution]

Banned because why should I?
I have to make sure everything else is in order (my grocery list, my house, my plans to rule the Earth).
I just don't have the time to look at contracts and remember them (us plush toy overlords have lives too you know).
Besides, it doesn't matter to me. I have no business in it.

 

[PKBeam]

======= NOTICE =======
|Thank you for noticing----|
|this notice. Your noticing-|
|it has been noted.----------|
|and you will be banned by the mods|
-------------------------------------

 

[Jason the Yoshi]

Banned for not using the right format

 

[Substitution]

Banned because I noticed the notice noticing.
Welp, time to get my ray cannon...

 

[Jason the Yoshi]

Banned for using ray cannons on forums

 

[Substitution]

Banned because ray cannons are cool.

 

[Jason the Yoshi]

Banned because Ray Cannons are instruments of destruction

 

[LoneKonWolf]

banned because that is what makes them cool

 

[Substitution]

Banned because Kool-Aid.

 

[Jason the Yoshi]

Banned because I don't drink Kool-Aid

 

[LoneKonWolf]

banned because

 

[Substitution]

Banned because the bottom-right corner of the left eye vanishes before the "Deal with it."

 

[Jason the Yoshi]

Banned because was arrested for a random perverted act against

 

[Substitution]

Banned because Taco Bell.

 

[Jason the Yoshi]

Banned because and were recently caught smoking in the bathtub

 

[yessi]

Banned because stories like that get people banned

 

[Jason the Yoshi]

Banned for not letting me be funny

 

[yessi]

Banned for the lulz