You're Banned! And I'm still alive and kicking after all these years!

[MPH Deku]

Banned for not having the common sense to realize that a female wood creature probably wouldn't be growing a beard anytime soon.

 

[Mr.Freeman]

Banned because I'd like a beard...

 

[MPH Deku]

Banned because you HAVE a beard.

 

[Mr.Freeman]

Banned because if I really were Gordon, I'd be saving hummanity from an opressive alien race and tapping Alyx with a crowbar instead of being on SWF.

I can only dream...

 

[MPH Deku]

Banned for trying to not be your avatar.

YOU CAN DO IT! ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE IN FORUM GAMES!

 

[StinkomanFan]

Banned for being motivational

 

[Mr.Freeman]

Banned for being demotivational.

 

[MPH Deku]

Banned for being demolitional.

 

[Mr.Freeman]

Banned for construction?

I dunno..

 

[MPH Deku]

Banned for eructation.

 

[Mr.Freeman]

Banned for an erection.

 

[Mewter]

Banned for burping...
noisily.

 

[A1lion835]

Banned for having a name which matches the color of your main.

 

[MPH Deku]

Banned for not banning yourself for violating the same principal.

 

[A1lion835]

Banned because I main yellow Kirby, so I don't have to ban myself.

 

[MPH Deku]

Banned because that isn't obvious, nobody can be expected to immediatly know that you main a yellow Kirby.

 

[A1lion835]

Banned because all of my fans know I main yellow Kirby, and if you're not one of my fans then you should be banned.

Also banned because my ego says you should be.

 

[MPH Deku]

Banned for not having a fan club.

...and if you DO have one then you're banned for not inviting me.

 

[A1lion835]

Banned because I DO have a fan club, it just has no members. And you didn't accept my invitation.

 

[Mr.Freeman]

Banned because monochrome Kirbeh is teh best Kirbeh.

 

[Wingless]

Banned because Pit's better than Kirby.

 

[MPH Deku]

Banned for OUTRIGHT LIES AND SLANDER.

 

[Mr.Freeman]

Banned because I was forced to at gunpoint by a Pit radicalist.

 

[Wingless]

Banned for copious amounts of complete and utter nonsense.

 

[MPH Deku]

Banned for not having enough complete and utter nonsense in your post.

 

[A1lion835]

Banned for encouraging nonsense.

 

[ranmaru]

Banned for finally coming online to the boards after being dorment

 

[A1lion835]

Banned for telling me in advance that you were banning me.

 

[MPH Deku]

Banned for not having a fan club in social groups, although I did find an Anti-a1lion group....

 

[A1lion835]

Banned because I totally forgot about that group (also, I'm a member).

 

[ranmaru]

Banned for making me LAFF

 

[StinkomanFan]

Banned for not being selfconfident
Edit: Banned because pirates are better

 

[MPH Deku]

Banned because you are not (the members are BBQTV, Indigo-Jeans, Zajice, TheFast, and DemonFart).

@Banned for GETTING IN MY WAY! *tackles your leg*

 

[ranmaru]

Banned for being slow

 

[MPH Deku]

Banned for blowing, see.

 

[A1lion835]

Banned because I forgot I left.

 

[StinkomanFan]

Banned for anagrams
Edit: Banned for pink

 

[A1lion835]

Banned for continually getting ninja'd.

 

[MPH Deku]

Banned because that wasn't an anagram, it was a spoonerism.

@banned because you did that on purpose.

 

[StinkomanFan]

Banned for deku shrubbery