Winning a FFA with Captain Falcon after being on my last stock when everyone else had three, 5-Stocking a single person in the succeeding duel, and then getting 3-stocked by koing myself with the sideB twice and downA once.
KOing my teammate on his last stock when he was gimping someone.
Gimping a Mario with FAir while he does the exact thing to me. (Somehow, instead of cancelling each other, they both connected, resulting in a gimp tie)
Warp Star sd-ing in order to try to gimp someone and even though I connected, and whoever-it-was survived because they gotlaunched back onto the stage.
Losing to a Red Alloy on wifi.
Getting gimped by a sandbag in the Waiting Room.
Losing the finals in the only tournament I've gone to by being gimped after my controller fell out of the system. The winner got a $600 camera while I got $20.
Losing a 4-way tie by port priority during a Sudden Death. (It was at Hanenbow, I UpB'd someone off the top of the screen, and proceeded to fall off the bottom after missing the leaf barely, while another opponent hits the screen from the remaining person's hit, who freefalled at the same time as I did.)
BTW it WAS a 4-way tie since everyone lost their percentages at the same time.
After turning the item frequency off (but not actually turning off each item), I was playing as Kirby and my opponent was DeDeDe, he proceeded to spam sideB, getting a Bob-Omb, a Bob-Omb, a Bob-Omb, a Smash Ball, and a Golden Hammer (which I survived), and then proceeded to get ko'd by a Waddle Dee.
Fails involving lag:
Everytime I FLUDD-charge beyond the ledge, since it takes forever to cancel it when there is button-lag and usually results in a sd.
Losing a FFA when I had a 3-stock lead in a 5-stock match by walking off the ledge and not being able to UpB due to said lag TWICE.
Missing an unnecessary gimp and koing myself when the other person was below the stage in freefall, I was at 10%.
Fails for the foe:
Koing a Zelda by using Fludd when they were using Din's Fire on-stage.
Being infinite-chain grabbed by a hacking DeDeDe on Target Test 1, only to win the proceeding Sudden Death by fludding a bob-omb into him.
Using banana peels to kill a Diddy that produced them.
FLUDDing Bob-Ombs during a Sudden Death from the right side of Green Hill Zone all of the way into the opponent camping off the left side of the screen.