XIF
Smash Master
dang this place is friggin amazing, I had this meal that i'm pretty sure is 1000 times better than life itself. And dang I thought southbeach had some amazing street performers these people are ready to jump from here to the moon, craaaazy ****.
Dont even get me started on the first class flight on the way here. Hot towel, two meals, fully reclinable chairs, leg room exceeding length of legs, steak, snacks, drinks, outlet for the laptop, and some hot blonde sitting next to me the whole ride, plus i had practically a servant named "Adriano"
plus randomly they give you free socks o_O
and most importantly.
hot.
spanish.
booty.
I really hate my dad sometimes but god **** this is awesome.
lemme tell you though awkward moment 2008: morning wood at 30,000 feet. Not helped by hot blonde chick next to me.
Dont even get me started on the first class flight on the way here. Hot towel, two meals, fully reclinable chairs, leg room exceeding length of legs, steak, snacks, drinks, outlet for the laptop, and some hot blonde sitting next to me the whole ride, plus i had practically a servant named "Adriano"
plus randomly they give you free socks o_O
and most importantly.
hot.
spanish.
booty.
I really hate my dad sometimes but god **** this is awesome.
lemme tell you though awkward moment 2008: morning wood at 30,000 feet. Not helped by hot blonde chick next to me.