Yeah! Just beat Giga Bowser! (see inside for stuff that matters!)

[Super_Smash_Brother]

But that got me thinking, what evil, twisted, maniac could have spawned such a hellish, insane beast!?

I think Master Hand and Crazy Hand combined thier powers and tried to find a vessel to put it in. They then saw Bowesr fighting so powerfully, and they plotted an evil plan. What if they were to convince Bowser to hang around final destination and fight the next arrival to the death? They thought they wouldn't need to charge him up, but inevitably, Mario beat him like any other time. Seeing their mistake, they embodied Bowser with the awesome power and evil as he fell, which gave him enough power to fly onto the stage! The time limit to finish Adventure for a chance to beat Giga Bowser is because the Hands Master and Crazy could not keep the power to charge him to giga state after an elongated time period.

But that wold make you wonder, how did the Hands come to be? And who owns those hands anyway!?

I think it's the anouncer guy, jealous of all the fun the fighters were having. He cut of his own hands and powered them up with his jealousy, strenght, and a convienient lightning bolt striking his satilite dish. (Bad Pikachu!)

Are these stories good?

 

[Super_Smash_Brother]

uh... hello?

 

[Zodiac]

interesting check back

 

[Coen]

First off, don't post a topic and then post something implying that you wonder why nobody has replied yet. You're breaking 2 rules with just that.

Who owns those hands? Chuck norris obviously >_>

 

[Super_Smash_Brother]

Hello? = bump

 

[F8AL]

Hello? = bump

Stop that, anyways I think that no one owns the hands, they just exist to entertain you.

 

[ToP CaT]

I own the hands, everyone knows that. nub

 

[KevinM]

Isn't the opening in the first supersmash bro's show them as sculptures in a kid's room. So its probably just some kid with wicked sweet telekinitic powers battling them for his own sick enjoyment... It's so sad

 

[F8AL]

I own the hands, everyone knows that. nub

O rly? And I assume that the other hand in SSBM is the original Master Hand's wife or something (son???) because inside SSB64 there was only one...

 

[Super_Smash_Brother]

Maybe Crazy Hand was charged more because of his proximity to the TV when the lightning struck the dish. Seeing what he had done, the announcer put CM in a safe, but he managed to drop enough bombs to blow the safe up.

And when I said "Hello? = bump" I wasn't bumping, I was informing that I bumped and didn't question the amount of posters.

 

[foxmccloud233]

good for you it took me awhile to beat him too lol

 

[phanna]

But that wold make you wonder, how did the Hands come to be? And who owns those hands anyway!?

The hands are the player. If you notice, when the game starts, you're really just pulling out some of your Nintendo toys and they become animated in your mind and you make them battle. The Master hands are those of the toys master: your own, the players'. So really it's kind of paradoxical, but then again, so is this thread.

 

[takieddine]

this is a pretty retarted thread

 

[Aeramis]

Men be acting like zombies at the mall... and congrats on beating Giga Bowser! lolwafflez

 

[Razed]

wee spam thread =/

Just FYI, i think there's a bump limit of like.. one every such and such hours, not twenty minutes.

Also, the topic was misleading; you said the stuff that mattered was on the inside, and that doesn't really matter =/

 

[Pose]

The hands belong to... Mario! He wears gloves. He might as well have those hands. He's like the main leader for the ssb series anyway. Mario's gloves definitely. The crazy hand came about from mario's left hand...I think that would make sense.

 

[KevinM]

wee spam thread =/

Just FYI, i think there's a bump limit of like.. one every such and such hours, not twenty minutes.

Also, the topic was misleading; you said the stuff that mattered was on the inside, and that doesn't really matter =/

Oh Razed that's not even nice haha.. true... but not nice, at least humor him with something, make up some fantastical story