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Yay is a late *** *****

null55

null55

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time to brocate.

forgive me im doing this by phone, and i don't give a **** about making this look good.

time- 3:15 pm, we're late as #% cuz yay is a complete asshat and didnt want to leave maria too early cuz he's wipped like a *****
car- me pp and yay
mission- get to charlotte to pick up snap & cabbage (kadaj) so that we can get to CEO
money- $2.06 and pp's silver Jesus necklace
melee- the best game of all tyyyyyme

updates coming.
 
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null55

null55

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3:27 (44 miles from Snap and Cabbage, 400 miles from Florida)

we're goin 90 babbbaayyyyy
 
null55

null55

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3:38 (34.9 miles from Cabbage)

FLLLOOWWWWWWWDDDUUUUHHHH

lmao yay just called the number on a vehicle transport truck for going 110 mph. that guy is probably going to get fired now. lol yay = ahole.
 
null55

null55

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3:46 (27 miles from Cabbage)

get me a damm slushie
 
Handorin

Handorin

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Slushies are pretty good, except I always end up drinking the flavor and then I get left with half a cup of ice.
 
null55

null55

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4:46 (548 miles from Orlando)

sorry i couldnt update before, my phone died.

we finally got our slushies. orange dreamsicle ftw.

we got to Snap's house. Cabbage tried his best but he ended up getting ***** seat. ROFL. *****.

Kale and Snap are from the same ****** (holy balls)

more updates s00n
 
null55

null55

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5:42 (498 miles left)

GET IN THE CAR
AND DONT TOUCH NUTHIN
SIT IN THE CAR
AND LESS DISCUSS SUTTIN
EITHER WE LUVIN OR ILL SEE YA TAMAAAWWW
 
null55

null55

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6:44 (477 miles left)

we spent 4,672 days at a gas station with a Subway. workin on the montage ;). nah though we were just dancing to Cabbage's rapping. ***** sux. jk ****.

mobb deep bebe
 
null55

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6:54 (468 miles left)

some dude decided not to stop when the cop tried to give him a ticket.

lol high speed chase.
more @ 11.
 
null55

null55

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7:19 (439 miles left rrrraaaaaaaaape)

jammin to ice cube ;D

Snap has ****ed 2 black girls get at him.
 
null55

null55

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lol get ***** mike g.

8:23 (370 miles left)

Kadaj "wishes [he] could fly or some ****"

lol what a ***.

ROFL holy **** Kevin just GOT DOWN super mario'in that hoe. **** was 222hot. id still be dancin if these f@gs didnt tell me to update. :ohwell:

we're gonna go **** up yay's sister now. grapes.
 
null55

null55

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9:00 (330 miles left)

Snap is jiggling all over Cabbage
:039:
5 some cops just busted a dude, for crack/murder i guess.

yay says cabbage is gay. he ***** kiwi so thats wrong. actually kiwi ***** him so. hes a *****.
 
null55

null55

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9:33 (289 miles left)

Cabbage let me observe his **** as he discussed them.
 
null55

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10:22 (254 miles left)

we stopped at a gas station and while Snap, Yay, and pp were taking a piss together in the nearby Ruby Tuesday, Cabbage and i decided to jack the car (Yay's a ****ing idiot and leaves it running with the keys in) and move it to another nearby parking lot and then tell them someone stole it when we werent looking. at one point Yay was in tears.

lmfao.

famous Cabbage quotes:

"you know how many girls ive ****ed?"
"yo my mustache is mad thin"

lol this guy. ****ing Cabbage.

i asked the car 'who likes keith'. no one laughed or even reacted or looked at me. i proceded to laugh my *** off.
 
stingers

stingers

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can't wait for kadaj to get like 49th out of 64 at CEO and make NC look even worse then we already do for losing to him
 
TheLastCacely

TheLastCacely

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he won one tourney.... why u so salty? and like only shady and rag went to that tourney anyway. shady 3-1'd his marth, that counts for something.
 
TheLastCacely

TheLastCacely

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ugghh no wonder you were right behind me on the troll prs... ur good man, real good.
 
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