XIF is smashing wtih sarah gao

[Professor X]

Wow. This thread really says something about our community. Still trying to decipher exactly what.

 

[Metroid_01]

elliot just ruined the room by flooding the toilet
there is water everywhere
this is an emergency

Second time this semester (first was me =.=). Dorm bathrooms blow.

 

[KOkingpin]

OMG HOW COULD I MISS OUT ON THIS THREAD

 

[Anomic_Punk]

watch your step.

ALEX I LOVE YOU!

I'd take you to Alaska and make sweeet seal-love to you, ALEX!

 

[XIF]

ALEX I LOVE YOU!

I'd take you to Alaska and make sweeet seal-love to you, ALEX!

=D

i imagine we'd end up something like this:

 

[BearsAreScary]

we rolled our paper towel rolls all the way down both sides of our hall
then put them together and made a mountain roughly 2 feet high
the flood owned it in 3 seconds flat
tong has pictures

xif get us more paper towels plz

 

[XIF]

we rolled our paper towel rolls all the way down both sides of our hall
then put them together and made a mountain roughly 2 feet high
the flood owned it in 3 seconds flat
tong has pictures

xif get us more paper towels plz

you already took an entire roll that one time you guys were over.

get ur *** to armstrong in the next 3 minutes if you want more.

 

[BearsAreScary]

we used 3 rolls + an old towel cleaning up that one flood okay
caldwell is going to not have any paper towels today unless you help
for a meager 67 cents a day, you can fund room 414 so that we never again have to combat floods without paper towels
call today

 

[XIF]

i have CS class so i gotta go.

so basically:

 

[xYz]

I heared some spam was lurking about?

 

[Metroid_01]

So XIF, can we come by later to steal all your paper towels play smash bros?

 

[XIF]

at like 3 or 4 PM sure thing.

 

[eastheaven]

This is the paper streamed down the short hallway.
We also got the long hallway but without pics.

Beginning to collect paper...

Elliot preparing to toss the ball of paper into our room with the water everywhere.

 

[Metroid_01]

at like 3 or 4 PM sure thing.

I have class till 6. =/.

Wow, I wish I was still awake when this happened.

Poor trees...

 

[XIF]

you guys were for serious =o

 

[just1111]

tong commanded me to post here....


i dont know why but i dont disobey tong

 

[XoFF]

 

[exarch]

Xiffers:

 

[C@sH Mooney]

 

[XIF]

for marty:

Kids: aw man! i guess its boring old cereal again today!

ADMIRAL ACKBAR CEREAL!

Now with Marshmellows and imitation crab meat!

Ackbar: Your taste buds cannot repel taste of this Magnitude!!!

And now everyone's happy:

 

[C@sH Mooney]

And now everyone's happy:

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[exarch]

Sorry Mooney, Owls are not as funny as kittens.

 

[Gerbil]

 

[h1roshi]

this thread is all over the place...peace

-hiroshi

 

[Maverick's C0CK]

tong commanded me to post here....


i dont know why but i dont disobey tong

dam this guy is a f@g just look at him. Random stuff in this thread random stuff.

 

[George Zimmer The Great]

This thread is too epic.

Now we need a guest appearance from George Zimmerman.

HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER CEO AND FOUNDER OF MEN'S WEARHOUSE. I WAS JUST JUBILANTLY JOUSTING WITH MY JUMBO JUMPSTICK WHEN MY JEDI INSTINCTS HEARD A CALL. WITH THE GRACE OF A WELL-ENDOWED ANTELOPE, I JUMPED TO MY COMPUTER TO FIND MY FELLOW V4GINAL VANGUARD XIF HAD MERRILY MOLESTED AN UPPITY FEMALE. WE NEED MORE MAN-MUSCLING OF THIS CALIBER, FOR SOME *****-WOMEN HAVE BRASHLY LEFT THEIR PLACE AT THE KITCHEN AND BELIEVE THEM TO BE OUR EQUALS. MY PREHENSILE PELVIC PALADIN WILL PROTECT THE NATURAL ORDER BY PUTTING PRUDENT PRISSIES IN THEIR PLACE AND ITSELF IN A PLACE AT THE SAME TIME. I GUARANTEE IT.

 

[XoFF]

lets try to stay on topic.. seriously. nub randoms

edit: LOL @ Zimmerman!!1

 

[SleepyK]

dam this guy is a f@g just look at him. Random stuff in this thread random stuff.

How's your c0ck, Chops?

WHAT'S GOING ON, BABY?

 

[exarch]

HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER CEO AND FOUNDER OF MEN'S WEARHOUSE. I WAS JUST JUBILANTLY JOUSTING WITH MY JUMBO JUMPSTICK WHEN MY JEDI INSTINCTS HEARD A CALL. WITH THE GRACE OF A WELL-ENDOWED ANTELOPE, I JUMPED TO MY COMPUTER TO FIND MY FELLOW V4GINAL VANGUARD XIF HAD MERRILY MOLESTED AN UPPITY FEMALE. WE NEED MORE MAN-MUSCLING OF THIS CALIBER, FOR SOME *****-WOMEN HAVE BRASHLY LEFT THEIR PLACE AT THE KITCHEN AND BELIEVE THEM TO BE OUR EQUALS. MY PREHENSILE PELVIC PALADIN WILL PROTECT THE NATURAL ORDER BY PUTTING PRUDENT PRISSIES IN THEIR PLACE AND ITSELF IN A PLACE AT THE SAME TIME. I GUARANTEE IT.

That made my night. It's Queso right? I love the laudible legacy left by your use of unusual antics.

<3 George Zimmer.

 

[SleepyK]

Red is Sleepy (9:10:37 PM): >.> Jiano, sir
Sun Jiano (9:10:46 PM): yea?
Red is Sleepy (9:10:58 PM): This is SleepyK from atlantic south
Red is Sleepy (9:11:01 PM): we have a spam thread
Red is Sleepy (9:11:03 PM): that is dying.
Sun Jiano (9:11:13 PM): >>
Red is Sleepy (9:11:17 PM): <.<
Red is Sleepy (9:11:20 PM): i request back up
Red is Sleepy (9:11:54 PM): Are you up to the challenge?
Sun Jiano (9:18:37 PM): im too lazy to spam
Red is Sleepy (9:18:42 PM): ;-;
Red is Sleepy (9:19:10 PM): what the midwest


The Midwest has failed us, but they succeeded in being the midwest, in some convoluted way.

ICE BLOCK

 

[eastheaven]

mmmmmmmflava

 

[C@sH Mooney]

That made my night. It's Mooney right? I love the laudible legacy left by your use of unusual antics.

<3 George Zimmer.

*Fixed*

d@mn str8 yo =D

 

[BearsAreScary]

Jeff poured his soul out to me today:

"I lost my virginity at the age of 14, but during my first sexual encounter with a chick, I didn't reach a climax. After that, I didn't have sex again...and it keeps being like that to this day. Now why didn't I get laid during high school? Well, first off, I lost my virginity in Cuba. When I came back to the United States and entered the jungle known as Goleman, I was aware of the laws prohibiting underage sex. With that in mind, I was too much of a ***** to break those laws, though many people my age did otherwise...and most likely got away with it. It's something that I have come to regret, because the fact that I haven't gotten laid in a long time faces its ugly head at me everywhere I go, especially FIU and Downtown. This university has so much hot chicks that I could have a chance with, including the girls in the dorms. I'm sure some dirrty stuff goes on inside of those dorms, and I want to be part of that. I want those girls to say my name...I want anything that would make me and my sex partner(s) happy.

Not only do I want to get laid, but I want a girlfriend. I know for sure that I AM a nice guy, thought there are some people that piss me off. I don't like being pissed off. I like being nice. I may not have the looks, but I have the personality to redeem myself. Still, that doesn't satisfy many girls nowadays. I know that I'm not destined to be single for life, but it sounds like it."

 

[xio]

<3

 

[Metroid_01]

What The |)ick?


Edit: Elliot </3 ='(

 

[BearsAreScary]

i was j/k you guys
jeff and smash boards i apologize - that story isn't true

jeff's still a virgin.

 

[ss118]

Someone Has To Sticky This Nahow!!!

 

[Kaddy]

This thread needed more cats.

 

[CrimsonQueso]

That made my night. It's Queso right? I love the laudible legacy left by your use of unusual antics.

<3 George Zimmer.

*Fixed*

d@mn str8 yo =D

haha, you ***.
I wrote and Mooney did the account.

in b4 b&!

 

[eastheaven]