Xelpherpolis

[D.Q]

* [BROFIST]Deekew joined the game's partyline!
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<\\Xelpherpolis The Champion//> you want MORE huh?
<\\Xelpherpolis The Champion//> masochist
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<[BROFIST]Deekew> training mode
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<\\Xelpherpolis The Champion//> do you accuse anyone whos better than you of gold buying?
<[BROFIST]Deekew> you bought gold, square and fair(Irrevelant)
<\\Xelpherpolis The Champion//> LOL
<\\Xelpherpolis The Champion//> ur sad
<\\Xelpherpolis The Champion//> i lol at you seriously
<\\Xelpherpolis The Champion//> doing the basic ****
<\\Xelpherpolis The Champion//> and thinking ur all good
<[BROFIST]Deekew> and you still fall for it like a ******
<\\Xelpherpolis The Champion//> ok
<\\Xelpherpolis The Champion//> let me see you try that now
<\\Xelpherpolis The Champion//> that im falcon
<[BROFIST]Deekew> zzz
<\\Xelpherpolis The Champion//> ROFLMAO
<\\Xelpherpolis The Champion//> you should be a comedian
<\\Xelpherpolis The Champion//> let me see you gimp
<\\Xelpherpolis The Champion//> please
<\\Xelpherpolis The Champion//> oops
<\\Xelpherpolis The Champion//> 5 stocked?
<\\Xelpherpolis The Champion//> i fell for it
<\\Xelpherpolis The Champion//>
<[BROFIST]Deekew> you don't have to try to win so hard
<\\Xelpherpolis The Champion//> lol
<\\Xelpherpolis The Champion//> dude seriously
<\\Xelpherpolis The Champion//> you thin that takes skill?
<\\Xelpherpolis The Champion//> grab and falcon punch
<\\Xelpherpolis The Champion//> ?
<[BROFIST]Deekew> no, but it's enough to beat your link
<\\Xelpherpolis The Champion//> im surprised at how noob youve gotten
<\\Xelpherpolis The Champion//> and im being seirous
<\\Xelpherpolis The Champion//> you dont do anything out of the standard combos
<[BROFIST]Deekew> k
<\\Xelpherpolis The Champion//> dude
<\\Xelpherpolis The Champion//> spiking instatnyl after grabs?
<\\Xelpherpolis The Champion//> and then taunting?>
<\\Xelpherpolis The Champion//> ROFLMAO
<\\Xelpherpolis The Champion//> dude sriously
<\\Xelpherpolis The Champion//> your a total noob
<\\Xelpherpolis The Champion//> i ****ing **** you 1 on 1 with my falcon
<\\Xelpherpolis The Champion//> you only GIMP
<\\Xelpherpolis The Champion//> to get kills
<\\Xelpherpolis The Champion//> LOL
<\\Xelpherpolis The Champion//> Grab and falcon punch!
<\\Xelpherpolis The Champion//> Only way!!!
<[BROFIST]Deekew> it works on you :3
<\\Xelpherpolis The Champion//> Seriously you do notice how much of a scrub ur falcon is compared to mine
<\\Xelpherpolis The Champion//> Dude
<\\Xelpherpolis The Champion//> your a ****ing ******
<\\Xelpherpolis The Champion//> It workd on everyone
<\\Xelpherpolis The Champion//> just like grab and spike
<\\Xelpherpolis The Champion//> unavoidable
<\\Xelpherpolis The Champion//> Stop being a ******
<\\Xelpherpolis The Champion//> if it works on me
<\\Xelpherpolis The Champion//> why am i winning
<\\Xelpherpolis The Champion//> get it now?
<\\Xelpherpolis The Champion//> ****ing ******?
<[BROFIST]Deekew> if you were smarter you wouldn't get grabbed :3
<\\Xelpherpolis The Champion//> ROFLMAO
<\\Xelpherpolis The Champion//> I'm quoting this
<\\Xelpherpolis The Champion//> you my friend are officially a ******
<\\Xelpherpolis The Champion//> grab and spike
<\\Xelpherpolis The Champion//> only kills you get
<\\Xelpherpolis The Champion//> grab and punch
<\\Xelpherpolis The Champion//> only kills you get
<[BROFIST]Deekew> never pause when a tech is easily away

xelpherpolis for top tier

 

[MattNF]

lol at people actually playing against Xelph

 

[Blue Yoshi]

I don't know which is worse... someone making stupid johns / name calling for no reason, or someone making a full thread dedicated to posting these johns / name calling. Either way, by posting something like this, you're dropping yourself down to his level. Let him dig his own hole. Don't go down his hole with him.

Just trying to help you out.

 

[DMoogle]

lol at people actually playing against Xelph

This. He's a douche to everyone AFAIK.

 

[SpongeBathBill]

<\\Xelpherpolis The Champion//> you only GIMP
<\\Xelpherpolis The Champion//> to get kills

A-are you serious?
If gimping is getting you kills...why would you stop doing it >_>

 

[NixxxoN]

Lol @ "fthrow to fp=best combo"

 

[Superstar]

I don't know which is worse... someone making stupid johns / name calling for no reason, or someone making a full thread dedicated to posting these johns / name calling. Either way, by posting something like this, you're dropping yourself down to his level. Let him dig his own hole. Don't go down his hole with him.

Just trying to help you out.

I think DQ is doing it for humor's sake.

 

[D.Q]

lol at people actually playing against Xelph

hey, when you're on egx at 1 am in the morning, you do desperate things ok
that and you jerks never play me ;_;

Lol @ "fthrow to fp=best combo"

it works! (and it pisses people off)

most of them aren't actually johns, he does beat me in falcon dittos, but then again falcon dittos don't really mean much

 

[NixxxoN]

it works! (and it pisses people off)

It works but its still a boring and kinda cheap combo in my opinion, plus every falcon scrub can do it.
Try fair - fair - uair - dair
or fair - fair - uair - up+b to give 2 random examples... better demonstrations of skills and more nice to do

 

[Skrlx]

Xelpherpolis is a joke lolol.
he lands a uair edgeguard with falcon and he thinks he's isai

watch out guys he goes here by the name of "MetroFan" or something like that

 

[NixxxoN]

and this video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTspLvJbSWI is LMAO.
Matts "destroyed"... according to Xelph, getting destroyed means getting just beaten, and due to an own missed edgeguard. Oh and I don't defend Matts of course, they are both the same.

 

[Nintendude]

I play him once in awhile just so I beat him and humiliate him. It's pretty hilarious.

 

[Blue Yoshi]

In our ladder match in the competitive forums, we kept desynching on Hyrule. We then went to dreamland, where I 2-0'd him. He left soo fast I didn't even get the chance to say ggs after.

 

[Zen Yore]

<Xelph the Champion> you think youre all good huh
<Zenyore> lol?
<Xelph the Champion> theres no lol
<Xelph the Champion> ur a ****ing noob
*gets 3 stocked on falcon ditto*
<Xelph the Champion> alright thats ****ing it
<Zenyore> lol why are you so mad
*picks kirby*
<Xelph the Champion> ur gonna see
*wins the game*
<Xelph the Champion> hah feels bad huh??!
<Zenyore> Lol idc
<Xelph the Champion> ya let it all out kid
*You have been kicked out of the game*

 

[MattNF]

I should have banned him during that short period of time I was admin on EGX

 

[†¹Ãgøn¥¹†]

I beat his falcon with DK, he's a real joke.

 

[Dylan_Tnga]

... Online smash should not be taken seriously. Ever. Ever. It leads to fukknuts like this. He even *****es at your falcon zenyore? Weak because you're among the least boring people ive played online, lots of different flashy combos and stuff and he's still scrubbin out!

I beat his falcon with DK, he's a real joke.

Thats not fair..
DK is such a GIMP killer
Falcon doesnt have good combos on DK
they last too long
ur using cheating DI with DK

 

[Superstar]

Not even offline Smash should be taken this seriously.

Just a fun passtime.

 

[NixxxoN]

Not even offline Smash should be taken this seriously.

Just a fun passtime.

Players that feel they NEED to own everybody in a videogame, are usually the ones who fail at life.

 

[Dylan_Tnga]

If you lose in smash its because you did something wrong.. pretty much. Try again, the game is still there!

 

[Daedatheus]

Try again, the game is still there!

Indeed, it's only been 10 years. It's not going anywhere.

The game will still be old once you get better.

 

[P D]

I beat his falcon with DK, he's a real joke.

dk is a beast

 

[Dylan_Tnga]

I bet he gets real mad and hits his keyboard when he loses or something. I used to be like that in my more scrub days, the less you care about winning the better you'll get, youll relax and enjoy comboing people with effeciency and using good mindgames, have fun instead of trying to feed your SUPER SMASH BROTHERS EGO.

Also, there's nothing wrong with basic combos. If you get killed by them, then...

 

[marthmaster04]

Its stupid elitist scrubs and idiots like xelpherpolis who simply gimp and act all proud about it all day that make me lose respect for this community, The last time i took him serious i 4 stocked his gimp falcon with my pikachu, fox, then yoshi (which my yoshi sucked back then compared to now, i wont play him anymore) strangely he pulls the usual bull**** ppl here and on egx pulls with selective memory about losing.

EDIT: Lol thats so true dylan, I stopped takin crap so serious here and simply learned to sit back and deal with the butthurters, its funny to watch them take **** so serious while you keep up with them sandbaggin. Also DQ Gets by using simple crap because hes actually a pretty smart player. Goes a long way in this game

 

[DMoogle]

I think Xelph = Peter Joseph