@yiff - i'd rather become a woman, as cool as furries look, I would get rampantly stalked by furry yiffers.
@windex - I'd rather spank a tiger, both animals would be aggressive and probably injure/kill me, however a rhino's skin is tougher, and would hurt more to hit roughly.
You're about to commit suicide, your way of choice is by jumping off of a tall building...
Would you rather your suicide be extremely publicized, and your family receives pension for emotional damages, however your suicide will be extremely long and painful (think Jesus' crucifixion , except you're on a cold concrete floor).
Or would you rather jump off the building, have your death be quick and painless, however you fall upon an Ferrari owned by a rich businessman, and he sues your immediately family for damages.