Would You Rather?

[Slayer Link]

In the area below the waist. I've got balls of steel.

WYR:

Be MK

Be Ticadrius

 

[Chunky Monkey]

Be MK because I could ban people when they beat me in the RPG

WYR

Be Tortured for a month and live

Die.

 

[Gligar_Man]

tortured... :\

would you rather stink forever or have a big mole on your face

 

[Cerebrate]

The mole. I could get it removed if it was that bad.

Would you rather:

Not sleep for 48 hours?
OR
Sleep in a dumpster with a hobo named Jeb for 10 hours?

 

[Masher Mario]

Not sleep. Let's party!! :D

Would you rather...
Have $5,000,000 in gold
or
Have $5,000,000 in platinum?

 

[Mr.E]

Platinum. It's more prestigious than gold to possess because it's rarer.

Would you rather...

Be caught smuggling drugs into the country
or
Be caught "with your pants down" by your mom

 

[shishkabob]

With my pants down, that way only my mom knows, the other the whole country would know.

Would you rather get killed by an old lady or by a dog?

 

[Chunky Monkey]

The Dog , because getting killed by an old lady is just sad.

WYR

Have eveyone think you are a pervert

Have everyone think you are insane

 

[Kit Fox]

Insane cause at least they'll be afraid of me instead of making fun of me.

Would you rather be on the Vancouver Canucks
or
Buffalo Sabres?

 

[Gligar_Man]

buffalos are cooler than whatever a kanuck is, i have no idea what ur talking aboot... o_O

blow your brains out

or...

hang yourself?

 

[Metroid Killer]

Porbably hang myself. I just don't think I could blow my brain out, even if it was less painful.

Would you rather

Kill a kitten

or

or kill the kitten's mother?

 

[Ness EX-2 Plus ALPHA]

kill the kitten's mom. It woul probably die soone anyway.

Eat Dog Food
or
Eat Cat Food

 

[LIL_yagi_POOP]

Eat dog food, it taste pretty good hehe jk
would u rather
be hit by a car
or
hit someone else with a car

 

[shishkabob]

Be hit, that was I get sympathy and financial assistance.

Would you rather die or live?

 

[Cerebrate]

I'm tempted to choose death after what this forum has become, but I'll pick life just to be safe.

Which grudge match would you rather see?

Bill Gates vs. Steve Jobs (weapons allowed)
OR
The Brady Bunch vs. The Partridge Family (no weapons allowed)

 

[Gligar_Man]

crady bunch vs the p fam

would you rather smoke a joint or a smoke?

 

[Mr.E]

I hate smoking. =| I'll take the joint in hopes I get high and aren't as debilitated by the smell and gagging because I don't know what's going on.

Would you rather...

Cover up and take the blame for a murder your best friend committed?
or
Treat a man badly, only to later have him save your life?

 

[SamusZero]

Treat a man badly, only to later have him save your life

Would you rather get punched in the face or in the stomach

 

[flash]

i would rather get hit in the stomach cuz i can take hits there.

would u rather

drown to death
or
fall out of an airplane to your death

 

[Lightsaberboy]

fall. who knows, i might land in the water!!! and live!!

would you rather get in a saber duel with darth vader or darth maul?

 

[RetroHyrulianRocketeer]

Vader, because I'd be wearing a force sheild, and he sucks with the light saber, lol.

Would you rather meet Adam Sandler or Jim Carrey?

 

[Chunky Monkey]

Jim Carrey, because his movies are funnier.

WYR

Have infinite knowledge and die at 30,
or
Have infinite life and be stupid as a rock.

 

[LIL_yagi_POOP]

I would have infinite life and be as stupid as a rock. Hey atleast i get to party forever
would you rather
have a glass half full
or
half empty?

 

[Lightsaberboy]

half full. im an optimist. :D

would you rather drink out of a glass or a mug?

 

[FlameBo]

i'de prefer a cup

buy a monkey or an elephant

 

[jet]

monkeys are better

Wyr

Be hit
or
Be Bit

 

[Kit Fox]

Be hit cause it could be light hit.

Would you rather be the T-101 (Terminator)
or
T-X?

 

[Mr.E]

Zee TERMINATOR. The good guys always win. =[

Would you rather...

Starve to death?
or
Slowly suffocate inside of a house-sized garbage bag?

 

[jet]

well i've never been to fond of starvin so sufficate

WYR

Make a CD
or
Make a DVD

 

[Chunky Monkey]

Make a DVD because there are pictures too.

Would you rather

Drink a glass of water half full

or

Drink a glass of water half empty?

 

[Cerebrate]

Didn't someone ask a half-empty-half-full question already? Not like it matters because I'm still just drinking a fukcing glass of water, but I'll say half empty just to spite everyone else. Jesus.

Would you rather be the world's best:

Real time strategy gamer?
OR
First-person shooter gamer?

 

[Mr.E]

RTS. Many more people who care about the top of the game in Starcraft or Warcraft than there is Halo or Counter-Strike or whatever.

WYR...

Eat your own feces?
or
Drink your own urine?

I always have such grim questions. =[

 

[LIL_yagi_POOP]

drink my own urine, i heard that its the cleanest liquid in the human body, but i dont know if thats true
would you rather
eat a rat
or
eat a dog

 

[Bedi Vegeta]

Eat a dog...they taste like chicken

WYR

Die a painless death at 40
or
Die a slow painful death at 70?

 

[jet]

painless, i hate pain

WYR

own a chimpanzee
or
a cadillac

 

[Mr.E]

I'll take the car. The chimp could be really nice to have and do lots of things for me, but the car won't leave patches of old hair in my carpet.

Would you rather...

Be hung upsidedown for 24 hours?
or
Be tied up, and lightly poked in the same place with a sharp needle every 5 seconds, for 24 hours?

 

[Legolas]

Be tied up, and lightly poked in the same place with a sharp needle every 5 seconds, for 24 hours


Would you rather, kill your father, or your mother?

 

[Mr.E]

My father, if only because he is the much less intelligent of the two. He's a nice guy though, so it'd still suck.

Would you rather...

Sit in front of a round clock, watching each second pass by for an hour?
or
Stand the agony of waiting 10-12 business weeks for your $10 package to arrive?

 

[jet]

round clock

WYR

Play Madden
or
Play Blitz

 

[LIL_yagi_POOP]

Play Blitz
would you rather
Be high
or
Be drunk