Brawl Melee 64
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you're in the finals of a tournament and are about to win when an aligator eats you
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Or a crocodile asks you to take him to the nearest computer room.you're in the finals of a tournament and are about to win when an aligator eats you
Best one in the whole thread.Sakurai decides he doesn't want you to recover anymore.
You friend tries to stab you with a Wii Remote because he's been playing too much Manhunt 2, then Jack Thompson has a field day, comes to yourYou start up a match and get stabbed in the chest for no reason. That would be pretty bad don't you think?
WIN!Sakurai decides he doesn't want you to recover anymore.
WIICAPITATED.You don't have a Wavebird but want to use the NGC controller. You can't stand losing (or get owned or something) and throw away your remote. Because it's not wireless, the immense force of your throw makes your Wii fall over. Your Wii flips, a fatal error occurs and the Disc shoots out of the socket and decapitates you. A real shame, because your disc will be all bloody and you'll have to get a new one... you'd also be dead, but that's a detail.
xD winner of the thread for the JT reference.You friend tries to stab you with a Wii Remote because he's been playing too much Manhunt 2, then Jack Thompson has a field day, comes to yourhousebase and kills ur doods.
Imagine Brawl then! (if it's too much too bear, don't bother)Sakurai decides he doesn't want you to recover anymore.
Happened to me already.EDIT: And then you respawn, and start playing pokemans...It's low on battery, but it's only 5 steps til the poke center, you'll save when you get there.
...Saving please don't turn off the po-...
****!
...Somebody quote me >.>
this would surprise you?You find out Marth is a shemale.
*crys for 5 hours*Happened to me already.
You find out thatthe cakeBrawl is a lie.
Your house explodes.
You're in the middle of an online match and a meteor crashes into the Earth, instantly obliterating all life.
Beat that.
You realize that you live in Europe or Australia.
You buy a cat and brawl at the same time, start to play online, seem to be owning Gimpyfish , P.C. Chris, and Mew2King, then your cat comes across jumps on your face and start meowing. Needless to say it claws you and bites you, and you lose. And the cat takes a dump on your copy of brawl. Brawl stops working, you kill your cat, and Nintendo decides to ban SSBB due to awesomeness, never to be played by anyone but Sakurai ever again.
You die , and if you believe in a hell or a unpleasent after-life place , you go there. Where you will be continuelly D-throwed by Bowser for eternity.
Your dog pees on your Wii, causing it to screw over big time. Sparks begin to fly out of the power socket, catching your floor on fire. You run to get a glass of water to put the fire out, but the whole room is on fire. Then the whole house catches fire. Wind blows the flame over to your neighbor's house, catching it on fire. The neighborhood catches fire. It was rush-hour on the road, and you find out the Firetruck was caught in an accident. The massive accident causes chaos & confusion, riots begin.
...I ran out of ideas....
You have a heart attack and die.
If tripping was random.
Al-Qaeda blows up ur Wii
The laser in your Wii erases all of the data for Brawl and replaces it with content from Superman 64.
You find out brawl isn't even real and noone's even heard of it and sakurai is a ghost
Your just minding your own business, playing some nub on brawl, when suddenly, he pulls off a final smash, the lag glitches it so it keeps happening and you lose all four stocks.
...Then he rushes into your house, punches you in the face, and then teabags you. Bareback. O.o
And then the brawl disc evaporates into pure molten sadness.
And then your mum divorces your dad and jumps out the window, then dies.
Then your dad just falls over and dies too.
And then a nuke hits your house and you barely survive.
And then just as your about to crawl your way back to civilization, that guy who beat you teabags you one more time, as you let out your final breath.
...And then, when in spectator mode, you can still see and hear the teabags...
EDIT: And then you respawn, and start playing pokemans...It's low on battery, but it's only 5 steps til the poke center, you'll save when you get there.
...Saving please don't turn off the po-...
****!
...Somebody quote me >.>
you're in the finals of a tournament and are about to win when an aligator eats you
your dog starts pissing on your leg in the middle of a sick combo or while trying to recover.
You go home and realize you had bought gay porn instead of Brawl.
Sakurai decides he doesn't want you to recover anymore.
You start up a match and get stabbed in the chest for no reason. That would be pretty bad don't you think?
You friend tries to stab you with a Wii Remote because he's been playing too much Manhunt 2, then Jack Thompson has a field day, comes to yourhousebase and kills ur doods.
You put the disc into the drive, start the game up, and all it is is a picture of Sakurai giving you the middle finger.
Sakurai: Didn't we have fun, though? Remember that part where you were about to get a copy of brawl and I said "Delayed" and you were like "NO WAY!"...*crys for 5 hours*
DAMMIT I HATE YOUGLADoSSAKURAI!!!!!!
You die!!!!What could be the worst thing that could happen during a match in Smash?
I'll go first.
You're using the Wiimote in an online match and the battery runs out.
Remember, it can be anything, not just Brawl or controller related, ANYTHING.
*throws sakurai into furnace*Sakurai: Didn't we have fun, though? Remember that part where you were about to get a copy of brawl and I said "Delayed" and you were like "NO WAY!"...
lmao that was greatYou try to use kirby's final smash and an update pops on screen
"Due to overwhelming popularity all final smashes have been changed to Landmaster"
Pink landmaster ftw
What could be the worst thing that could happen during a match in Smash?
I'll go first.
You're using the Wiimote in an online match and the battery runs out.
Remember, it can be anything, not just Brawl or controller related, ANYTHING.
Sakurai is already making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS.*throws sakurai into furnace*
well now that that's over with, I think I'll have some coffee... and don't even think about the still alive song...