Wingman, Roommate or Creepy?

[Dime]

Wingman, Roommate or Creepy?
Kind of like boff, marry, kill but not as sexist.

Wingman: Which brawl character would you like to party and or meet people with?
Roommate: Which brawl character would make a good roommate?
Creepy: Which brawl character would you not want to meet in a dark alley?

Make sure to explain why for each of your choices.
Feel free to be creative or funny.

Here is mine:

Wingman – I’d party with Luigi because he can dance and is a goof.
Roommate – Olimar because he could make the pikmin clean up the place.
Creepy – Dark Toon Link because he’s a little demon child.

 

[tropicaldolphin51]

Wingman: I would party with Peach because she is a good dancer and is nice to hang out with
Roommate: I would be roomates with Samus in her zero suit because she would be a good friend
Creepy: Bowser in his Giga form because he might be ticked off and i wouldn't want to become his next meal. No way.

How's this?

 

[XACE-K]

Wingman: Master Hand for some reason
Roomate: Zero Suit Samus, guess why
Creepy: Game & Watch because I wouldn't see him in a dark alley

 

[The Original Yosh]

Wingman: Yoshi cause he's fun loving and would be great at partys
Roommate: Kirby cause he can suck up all the trash I make while I play SSBB
Creepy: Ganondorf cause of his MASSIVE THIGHS

 

[smashbot226]

Wingman: Captain Falcon, because he'd satisfy all of my kneeds.

Roommate: Pokemon Trainer, because it's four people in one package.

Creepy: R.O.B. I just don't want to see a pair of glowing red eyes...

 

[~Krystal~]

Wingman: Princess Zelda because she has serious class and will never be the friend who embarrasses you at a party.

Roommate: Bowser because he can cook meals with his flame breath and hes all about serious business and not just on the internet.

Creepy: Jigglypuff. It looks like a freak plus it can't sing.

 

[Dime]

Wingman- Wario. I’d look twice as attractive next to him…. Anyone would.

Roommate- Peach. She’s a princess so she’s rich. She can pay the rent no prob.

Creepy- Diddy Kong. He would be the evil monkey in the closet like in the family guy.

 

[Ukiyasan]

Wingman - Diddy Kong since he makes anyone seen very sophisticated.

Roommate - Peach because she would have Toad do all the work around the place.

Creepy - Wario because his farts are deadly