This is a troll thread, anyone posting anything but silly puns is doing it wrong.
It's obvious the P:M dev team is doing anything in their power to emulate melee as much as possible and maintain the meta that has been developed all these years pitch perfect. There's no reason to deviate from this course since melee is the best game ever and the smallest amount of change is unacceptable, why do you think this game is still in it's beta stage? (because it's not entirely melee yet) and the whole smash community is just waiting to jump into it when it's a frame for frame copy, and you've been living under solid stone if you didn't know that the entire purpose of the clone engine is to remove brawl newcomers and bring back all the characters left out. In fact they were even considering tuning down graphics to game cube level so new players won't get confused from all those flashy colours. Also tweak the menu so it's basically the same as melee, it's melee how melee melee can be.