Why oh why does Ganondorf suck so much?

[YesNoMaybeSo]

I love him so much, but they made him so bad.. the reason why he's horrible is because they don't give him any of his powers from the games.

Where are his energy projectiles? Where's his swords? Where's the trident of power? Where are his summons (Twilight Princess), where is his ability to teleport around (LTTP and Twilight Princess)...

The list goes on and on. I mean, I like to play as him anyway, but he deserves better than being a modified Falcon clone.

 

[:mad:]

Try taunting, he does indeed have a sword.

 

[Dekar173]

Well, look at the fact that Link sucks too ;P Kirby D3 and MK are good... maybe Sakurai's slightly biased :D

 

[atzero]

Could you imagine how overpowered a teleporting ganon would be? with summons and projectiles??


Sh*t he might even be able to beat MK......

 

[TP]

We've had 100 threads just like this, so instead...

This thread is now about cookies!

 

[Red Arremer]

Well, look at the fact that Link sucks too ;P Kirby D3 and MK are good... maybe Sakurai's slightly biased :D

Kirby was the worst character in Melee. Iono.
Sheik was the best character, Ganondorf a very solid character, and Link and Young Link were decent, though they already were bad. Link was bad in all games, lol.

Though this topic is hilarious simply because of its creator.

 

[TP]

No off-topic posts, Onishiba.

 

[Red Arremer]

Oh, I'm sorry.

To contribute to the topic at hand: I baked a cookie. It was delicious.

 

[PhantomX]

He sucks because people don't use enough WIZKICK SPIKE.