Beware of rampant stupidity!
Did anyone actually read their review? I watched the video review and that killed all desire to read their review.
Why? Because the video review was pathetic.
Ok, level with me here. I can understand if a reviewer who's not a Competitive fighting game player reviews it from a Casual angle. It's a different thing altogether to not have researched your facts to just not know what you're talking about.
The review started with the erroneous use of the word "depth". One of the reviewers claimed a lot of SSBB's depth comes from the SSE. Say what now? Since when is that the correct use of the word?
Minor nuisance, though, compared to what is yet to come.
They claim that Fox and Falco are new (while mentioning new characters, they name drop a few and then say "The trio that is Fox, Falco and Wolf". They also claim they're identical and that Sonic is cool and interesting (despite half his moveset being Spin Attack).
The following idiotic statements were actually made within an period of less than 20 seconds:
* "The Midair Dodge" (i.e. Airdodging) is a new addition! (Which makes you wonder, how the hell did these clowns Wavedash or think Wavedashing worked in Melee?!)
* Brawl is faster than Melee (yeah, in what alternate universe?)!
Oh, and they claim Meta-Knight is the best character in the game after 3 weeks with it.
I tuned out after that. You see, the review was a blatant display of a reviewer who does not even know simple gaming lingo and who had no idea what they're talking about. Have they even played Melee? Seriously, Fox and Falco are new?
But what's the most laughable is that they think the airdodge is new and that Brawl is faster than Melee!
Seriously, these people get paid for spouting these lies?!
Did anyone actually read their review? I watched the video review and that killed all desire to read their review.
Why? Because the video review was pathetic.
Ok, level with me here. I can understand if a reviewer who's not a Competitive fighting game player reviews it from a Casual angle. It's a different thing altogether to not have researched your facts to just not know what you're talking about.
The review started with the erroneous use of the word "depth". One of the reviewers claimed a lot of SSBB's depth comes from the SSE. Say what now? Since when is that the correct use of the word?
Minor nuisance, though, compared to what is yet to come.
They claim that Fox and Falco are new (while mentioning new characters, they name drop a few and then say "The trio that is Fox, Falco and Wolf". They also claim they're identical and that Sonic is cool and interesting (despite half his moveset being Spin Attack).
The following idiotic statements were actually made within an period of less than 20 seconds:
* "The Midair Dodge" (i.e. Airdodging) is a new addition! (Which makes you wonder, how the hell did these clowns Wavedash or think Wavedashing worked in Melee?!)
* Brawl is faster than Melee (yeah, in what alternate universe?)!
Oh, and they claim Meta-Knight is the best character in the game after 3 weeks with it.
I tuned out after that. You see, the review was a blatant display of a reviewer who does not even know simple gaming lingo and who had no idea what they're talking about. Have they even played Melee? Seriously, Fox and Falco are new?
But what's the most laughable is that they think the airdodge is new and that Brawl is faster than Melee!
Seriously, these people get paid for spouting these lies?!
