why do i feel that saikura is playing with us

[atom-smasher]

he keeps on giving us these bs updates like handicap today it makes me want to write a letter to him telling him to give us what he knows we want because we can find out all the settings when we get the game but i wanna see more plot line before it comes out ya know but any way what are your thoughts on this

 

[Solitaire]

he keeps on giving us these bs updates like handicap today it makes me want to write a letter to him telling him to give us what he knows we want because we can find out all the settings when we get the game but i wanna see more plot line before it comes out ya know but any way what are your thoughts on this

I think you should learn what a period is.

 

[atom-smasher]

I think you should learn what a period is.

yea about that i was just typing too fast and i forgot. see theres one right there. oooo another

 

[Bli33ard]

ANd learning to wait is a good'un, too.

 

[Tatsujinken]

It could be worse. We could be getting, you know, nothing. And of course you have to understand that all of these updates are going to happen sooner or later. Getting crappy updates at the moment just means that there are better updates waiting for us somewhere down the road.

Now, no more complaining.

 

[Fawriel]

*gesticulates wildly*

Did you even read the update? It's a handicap function that actually works!
Handicap in Melee caused instant death by attacks that usually do NOTHING! This is a great improvement!

And if you don't love this line: "Be kind to beginners! If all you do in brawls is beat up people who don’t know left from right, they’ll never understand the rules of the game, right?"
... then you have no soul.

 

[Zeela12]

I think you should learn what a period is.

Haha... nice pun....

it's pretty funny if it's put into the context of Sakurai's period.

 

[BlargCow]

Playing Brawl won't require a soul.

 

[Eagle]

Im sure we'll get a decent update soon.

 

[Shuma]

I sold my soul to melee.

 

[shadenexus18]

I know it's hard and difficult, but if Sakurai is a type of holiday person, then we have some awesome updates comin our way on December 3rd, December 25th, Thankgiving, and New Years Day. So yeah bro, if your Smash Sense is tingling, then go to the Dojo. If it's not, then a sucky update is on the horizon.

 

[Mic_128]

I know, how dare Sakurai keep a website with DAILY UPDATES when all every other game does is NOTHING.

Stop your complaining.

 

[RyokoYaksa]

You could discover more of the plotline when you get the game, too. What's your point?

And to answer your question, his plan is to reveal spoiled brats who feel that the entire depth of a game should be revealed to them before the thing even hits shelves. Unfortunately the joke's on us moderators.