Hank McCoy
Smash Ace
The screennames have been fabricated to protect the identity of the DA members.
[01:59:38] timrussert0313: wanna cyber?
[02:07:00] NameformySkreen: sur
[02:07:30] timrussert0313: *knocks on dorm door
[02:07:45] NameformySkreen: *quickly zips up pants and scurries to the door*
[02:08:06] NameformySkreen: "who is it?"
[02:09:01] timrussert0313: *sits there silently, thinking maybe this was a bad idea*
[02:09:18] NameformySkreen: "who is it or im CALLING THE COPS!!!"
[02:09:56] timrussert0313: "It's me......Sauce"
[02:10:40] NameformySkreen: "oh........hey, heh.......sorry i was just a little scared there.........been rumors of a bro rapist goin round......where are my manners letme open the door!"
[02:11:20] timrussert0313: *unzips fly*
[02:11:30] NameformySkreen: "sauce........what are you doing?"
[02:12:12] NameformySkreen: "here, lets just watch some vids and pretend that never happened"
[02:12:16] timrussert0313: you didn't open the door yet
[02:12:21] timrussert0313: idiot
[02:12:27] timrussert0313: [lol]
[02:12:31] NameformySkreen: its implied
[02:12:34] NameformySkreen: whne i said
[02:12:36] NameformySkreen: let me open the door
[02:12:45] timrussert0313: you have to say *opens door*
[02:12:47] NameformySkreen: fin
[02:12:48] NameformySkreen: e
[02:12:57] timrussert0313: so my fly is unziped
[02:12:59] NameformySkreen: *opens door and scowls and sauce for ruining the moment*
[02:13:21] timrussert0313: "hey 5150, what's up?"
[02:13:33] NameformySkreen: *looks down slowly*
[02:13:39] NameformySkreen: "sauce did you forget something?"
[02:14:19] NameformySkreen: ".........im talking about your fly bro"
[02:14:31] timrussert0313: "No I brought my controller"
[02:14:45] timrussert0313: * holds up mad catz controller*
[02:15:03] NameformySkreen: "no dude your pants zip em up"
[02:15:21] NameformySkreen: *turns away to computer and loads up vids of phanna*
[02:15:41] timrussert0313: "oh ****, sorry dude!"
[02:15:52] timrussert0313: "What are you watching?"
[02:16:10] NameformySkreen: "phanna phun, a vid of this amazing samus from florida"
[02:16:13] timrussert0313: *walks up behind you silently, after locking the door*
[02:16:33] timrussert0313: " cool dude"
[02:16:54] NameformySkreen: *neck muscles tense up after feeling the hot breath run down my neck*
[02:17:26] NameformySkreen: "uh.......uh hey sauce why dont we uh play a game or two? ha that will be fun we can relive.............the good ol' days"
[02:17:28] NameformySkreen: *grins*
[02:17:55] timrussert0313: "No, let's watch the video"
[02:18:13] NameformySkreen: "dude i was joking its not that good, he just does swd all day"
[02:18:25] timrussert0313: "just watch"
[02:18:38] timrussert0313: *turns off monitor*
[02:18:47] NameformySkreen: *slowly turns around*
[02:20:08] timrussert0313: *gets out cell phone*
[02:20:19] timrussert0313: *starts dialing a number*
[02:20:30] NameformySkreen: "yo who u callin?"
[02:21:27] timrussert0313: "LEAVE ME ALONE!!!"
[02:21:39] timrussert0313: *stands in the corner of the room*
[02:21:48] timrussert0313: *facing the corner*
[02:22:02] NameformySkreen: "SAUCE! how drunk are you right now? how high?"
[02:22:13] NameformySkreen: *moves angrily and aggressively towards sauce*
[02:22:19] timrussert0313: *begins to cry softly*
[02:22:31] NameformySkreen: *raises hand as if to strike*
[02:22:52] timrussert0313: *your phone rings*
[02:23:06] NameformySkreen: "you are ****IGN lucky......****ING LUCKY!!!!"
[02:23:11] NameformySkreen: *picks up phone*
[02:23:20] NameformySkreen: "hello? im sorta busy right now so make it quick....."
[02:24:30] timrussert0313: "hey..."
[02:24:54] NameformySkreen: ".........who is it?"
[02:25:08] timrussert0313: "it's me....sauce"
[02:25:21] NameformySkreen: *hangs up phone*
[02:25:31] NameformySkreen: "hey sauce, guess who just called me?"
[02:26:20] timrussert0313: *still crying*
[02:26:30] NameformySkreen: "hey sauce, GUESS WHO JUST ****ING CALLED ME?"
[02:27:33] NameformySkreen: "he said it was 'sauce'.........i HOPE that wasn't u calling me, otherwise whatever you are crying about right now, will be 100x times worse......."
[02:28:05] timrussert0313: *pulls out *****, starts peeing in corner*
[02:28:40] NameformySkreen: *at first is shocked, then has a face of contempt*
[02:28:47] NameformySkreen: "you drunk *******........."
[02:28:56] NameformySkreen: "get yourself together.........."
[02:30:56] timrussert0313: *starts screaming really highpitched and banging head against the wall*
[02:31:00] timrussert0313: "aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"
[02:32:19] timrussert0313: I don't wanna do this anymore
[02:32:26] timrussert0313: you are kinda bad at it
[02:32:30] NameformySkreen: ...................
[02:32:32] NameformySkreen: me?
[02:32:35] NameformySkreen: are you serious?
[02:32:58] timrussert0313: yeah
[02:33:17] timrussert0313: have you like...never done this before?
[02:33:55] NameformySkreen: no.......but its easy
[02:33:59] NameformySkreen: you were the bad one
[02:34:13] timrussert0313: how?
[02:34:32] NameformySkreen: idk
[02:34:39] NameformySkreen: but iwas DEF not in the mood
[02:34:46] NameformySkreen: you werent gettin me fired up at all
[02:35:18] timrussert0313: well sry
[02:35:30] NameformySkreen: its k
[02:35:34] NameformySkreen: we can work on it
[02:35:35] NameformySkreen: hey
[02:35:39] NameformySkreen: is it ok if i post this?
[02:35:45] timrussert0313: the whole thing?
[02:35:51] NameformySkreen: ya
[02:35:58] timrussert0313: even this <------------
[02:36:03] NameformySkreen: yes
[02:36:08] timrussert0313: why?
[02:36:30] NameformySkreen: i think it would be good to let everyone know how good DA member's relationships are
[02:36:56] timrussert0313: well ok
[02:37:10] timrussert0313: but say the names have been changed
[02:37:53] NameformySkreen: so ill just say
[02:38:09] NameformySkreen: "this is not actually between 5150 and sauce, we just used random DA names"
[02:38:43] timrussert0313: well I meant screen names
[02:39:10] NameformySkreen: well
[02:39:19] NameformySkreen: id say
[02:39:26] NameformySkreen: these arent real sn's?
[02:39:49] timrussert0313: yeah
[02:40:50] NameformySkreen: k im posting it
[02:41:03] timrussert0313: k
[01:59:38] timrussert0313: wanna cyber?
[02:07:00] NameformySkreen: sur
[02:07:30] timrussert0313: *knocks on dorm door
[02:07:45] NameformySkreen: *quickly zips up pants and scurries to the door*
[02:08:06] NameformySkreen: "who is it?"
[02:09:01] timrussert0313: *sits there silently, thinking maybe this was a bad idea*
[02:09:18] NameformySkreen: "who is it or im CALLING THE COPS!!!"
[02:09:56] timrussert0313: "It's me......Sauce"
[02:10:40] NameformySkreen: "oh........hey, heh.......sorry i was just a little scared there.........been rumors of a bro rapist goin round......where are my manners letme open the door!"
[02:11:20] timrussert0313: *unzips fly*
[02:11:30] NameformySkreen: "sauce........what are you doing?"
[02:12:12] NameformySkreen: "here, lets just watch some vids and pretend that never happened"
[02:12:16] timrussert0313: you didn't open the door yet
[02:12:21] timrussert0313: idiot
[02:12:27] timrussert0313: [lol]
[02:12:31] NameformySkreen: its implied
[02:12:34] NameformySkreen: whne i said
[02:12:36] NameformySkreen: let me open the door
[02:12:45] timrussert0313: you have to say *opens door*
[02:12:47] NameformySkreen: fin
[02:12:48] NameformySkreen: e
[02:12:57] timrussert0313: so my fly is unziped
[02:12:59] NameformySkreen: *opens door and scowls and sauce for ruining the moment*
[02:13:21] timrussert0313: "hey 5150, what's up?"
[02:13:33] NameformySkreen: *looks down slowly*
[02:13:39] NameformySkreen: "sauce did you forget something?"
[02:14:19] NameformySkreen: ".........im talking about your fly bro"
[02:14:31] timrussert0313: "No I brought my controller"
[02:14:45] timrussert0313: * holds up mad catz controller*
[02:15:03] NameformySkreen: "no dude your pants zip em up"
[02:15:21] NameformySkreen: *turns away to computer and loads up vids of phanna*
[02:15:41] timrussert0313: "oh ****, sorry dude!"
[02:15:52] timrussert0313: "What are you watching?"
[02:16:10] NameformySkreen: "phanna phun, a vid of this amazing samus from florida"
[02:16:13] timrussert0313: *walks up behind you silently, after locking the door*
[02:16:33] timrussert0313: " cool dude"
[02:16:54] NameformySkreen: *neck muscles tense up after feeling the hot breath run down my neck*
[02:17:26] NameformySkreen: "uh.......uh hey sauce why dont we uh play a game or two? ha that will be fun we can relive.............the good ol' days"
[02:17:28] NameformySkreen: *grins*
[02:17:55] timrussert0313: "No, let's watch the video"
[02:18:13] NameformySkreen: "dude i was joking its not that good, he just does swd all day"
[02:18:25] timrussert0313: "just watch"
[02:18:38] timrussert0313: *turns off monitor*
[02:18:47] NameformySkreen: *slowly turns around*
[02:20:08] timrussert0313: *gets out cell phone*
[02:20:19] timrussert0313: *starts dialing a number*
[02:20:30] NameformySkreen: "yo who u callin?"
[02:21:27] timrussert0313: "LEAVE ME ALONE!!!"
[02:21:39] timrussert0313: *stands in the corner of the room*
[02:21:48] timrussert0313: *facing the corner*
[02:22:02] NameformySkreen: "SAUCE! how drunk are you right now? how high?"
[02:22:13] NameformySkreen: *moves angrily and aggressively towards sauce*
[02:22:19] timrussert0313: *begins to cry softly*
[02:22:31] NameformySkreen: *raises hand as if to strike*
[02:22:52] timrussert0313: *your phone rings*
[02:23:06] NameformySkreen: "you are ****IGN lucky......****ING LUCKY!!!!"
[02:23:11] NameformySkreen: *picks up phone*
[02:23:20] NameformySkreen: "hello? im sorta busy right now so make it quick....."
[02:24:30] timrussert0313: "hey..."
[02:24:54] NameformySkreen: ".........who is it?"
[02:25:08] timrussert0313: "it's me....sauce"
[02:25:21] NameformySkreen: *hangs up phone*
[02:25:31] NameformySkreen: "hey sauce, guess who just called me?"
[02:26:20] timrussert0313: *still crying*
[02:26:30] NameformySkreen: "hey sauce, GUESS WHO JUST ****ING CALLED ME?"
[02:27:33] NameformySkreen: "he said it was 'sauce'.........i HOPE that wasn't u calling me, otherwise whatever you are crying about right now, will be 100x times worse......."
[02:28:05] timrussert0313: *pulls out *****, starts peeing in corner*
[02:28:40] NameformySkreen: *at first is shocked, then has a face of contempt*
[02:28:47] NameformySkreen: "you drunk *******........."
[02:28:56] NameformySkreen: "get yourself together.........."
[02:30:56] timrussert0313: *starts screaming really highpitched and banging head against the wall*
[02:31:00] timrussert0313: "aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"
[02:32:19] timrussert0313: I don't wanna do this anymore
[02:32:26] timrussert0313: you are kinda bad at it
[02:32:30] NameformySkreen: ...................
[02:32:32] NameformySkreen: me?
[02:32:35] NameformySkreen: are you serious?
[02:32:58] timrussert0313: yeah
[02:33:17] timrussert0313: have you like...never done this before?
[02:33:55] NameformySkreen: no.......but its easy
[02:33:59] NameformySkreen: you were the bad one
[02:34:13] timrussert0313: how?
[02:34:32] NameformySkreen: idk
[02:34:39] NameformySkreen: but iwas DEF not in the mood
[02:34:46] NameformySkreen: you werent gettin me fired up at all
[02:35:18] timrussert0313: well sry
[02:35:30] NameformySkreen: its k
[02:35:34] NameformySkreen: we can work on it
[02:35:35] NameformySkreen: hey
[02:35:39] NameformySkreen: is it ok if i post this?
[02:35:45] timrussert0313: the whole thing?
[02:35:51] NameformySkreen: ya
[02:35:58] timrussert0313: even this <------------
[02:36:03] NameformySkreen: yes
[02:36:08] timrussert0313: why?
[02:36:30] NameformySkreen: i think it would be good to let everyone know how good DA member's relationships are
[02:36:56] timrussert0313: well ok
[02:37:10] timrussert0313: but say the names have been changed
[02:37:53] NameformySkreen: so ill just say
[02:38:09] NameformySkreen: "this is not actually between 5150 and sauce, we just used random DA names"
[02:38:43] timrussert0313: well I meant screen names
[02:39:10] NameformySkreen: well
[02:39:19] NameformySkreen: id say
[02:39:26] NameformySkreen: these arent real sn's?
[02:39:49] timrussert0313: yeah
[02:40:50] NameformySkreen: k im posting it
[02:41:03] timrussert0313: k
