number1ricky
Smash Cadet
Link to original post: [drupal=1582]Why Brawl is a joke.[/drupal]
I wrote this message to a fellow smasher in the Meet n Greet section because I know everything, and I could give a rats *** about someone elses opinion. I think it's pretty valid.
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Good Games Project D. You must be a young gamer because you seem pretty impressionable, so let me force my impression of brawl on you. I think spamming is wrong so that makes people like Olimar a dumb character. Characters like Sonic are way to weak, yet stupidly fast, and I have a problem with that too, because Brawl is not perfectly to my liking. I mean, really, who creates a video game without consulting me first?
When the people at [Insert any business here] made [insert any product here] they had one goal in mind, sell sell sell. Whatever people intend to do with the product is their own business. They used an arguably awesome marketing technique to promte the item they were selling. They even had a $30 accessory for anyone who wanted to buy it. It gives you about as much help as you take from it.
-role eyes-
Lifes unfair, be a better man and accept the opinion I'm forcing on you.
You play well and adapt your playing style too. I'm impressed for such a young one. Now you need to memorize situations more and capitalize on the charaters and opponents mistakes. It may feel like ur playing cheaply, but it's the only way to get better. Oh, did I mention that I had an opinion about this game that you and probably everyone else will care about? "
I wrote this message to a fellow smasher in the Meet n Greet section because I know everything, and I could give a rats *** about someone elses opinion. I think it's pretty valid.
"
Good Games Project D. You must be a young gamer because you seem pretty impressionable, so let me force my impression of brawl on you. I think spamming is wrong so that makes people like Olimar a dumb character. Characters like Sonic are way to weak, yet stupidly fast, and I have a problem with that too, because Brawl is not perfectly to my liking. I mean, really, who creates a video game without consulting me first?
When the people at [Insert any business here] made [insert any product here] they had one goal in mind, sell sell sell. Whatever people intend to do with the product is their own business. They used an arguably awesome marketing technique to promte the item they were selling. They even had a $30 accessory for anyone who wanted to buy it. It gives you about as much help as you take from it.
-role eyes-
Lifes unfair, be a better man and accept the opinion I'm forcing on you.
You play well and adapt your playing style too. I'm impressed for such a young one. Now you need to memorize situations more and capitalize on the charaters and opponents mistakes. It may feel like ur playing cheaply, but it's the only way to get better. Oh, did I mention that I had an opinion about this game that you and probably everyone else will care about? "
