I'll probably have a six hour shift to work that day, but I'll still have time in there to play it. Sometime after school throughout the week I'll have the multiplayer parties. I can't even joke about ditching (even skipping a class does not happen at my school, our attendance system is a giant bear trap) but may ask to have the weekend off from work. All my managers are gamers, I'm one of the workaholic types, they'll slip me a weekend for myself and Brawl. Heck, they'll all get it eventually themselves, they'll probably ask me how to unlock what because their schedules are too busy to play it as much.
"Alright, you two clean left side, you guys take right, push broom goes to John, and (name) is getting paid to play through Super Smash Brothers for me to unlock characters for my party tomorrow."
"...WHAT?"
"Kidding, he took the weekend off. We are using his file for the party, though, so if he shows up tell me so I can yell at him."
"Did...he ASK for the weekend off, or...?"
"We scheduled around Brawl coming out."