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Well seeing as this is a Joke thread and all, I would choose Rance from Alicesoft's Rance series. He could have his trademark "Rance Attack" and bring his harem of girls along with him as his personal army. He could also have an attack where he uses his "Hyper Weapon."
All of his attacks would be "super effective" against female characters, and his ridiculous S-Rank Luck would play a factor in the game's mechanics.
Oh, the hilarity, it would be glorious. Too bad we'll never see Rance in ANY Western Game, EVER.
Also, this would be his victory theme:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GauhWG340dI
All of his attacks would be "super effective" against female characters, and his ridiculous S-Rank Luck would play a factor in the game's mechanics.
Oh, the hilarity, it would be glorious. Too bad we'll never see Rance in ANY Western Game, EVER.
Also, this would be his victory theme:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GauhWG340dI