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What's the Worst That Could Happen?

Grim Geno

Smash Cadet
Joined
Oct 21, 2007
Messages
28
Location
Alabama, aka Smash Bros. Tournament Kryptonite
Now, we all love Smash Bros. here, perhaps even more then our friends and family. And, to go with that, we all want Brawl ever so much. But, what could take that need for Brawl away from you?

What, if any, single update could the Dojo have the would actually make you decide to not play Smash Bros. Brawl? And I don't mean something like "Well, I hate that Waluigi is in it, but I guess I'll just not play as him." I mean something that makes you go "This feature ruins the enjoyment of Smash Bros, **** this."

Personally, at least when thinking realistically, I can't think of a possible update I couldn't get over, but I know there's got to be something I'm not thinking of.
 

Drclaw411

Smash Lord
Joined
Oct 10, 2007
Messages
1,951
Location
Chicago
I doubt alot of us like brawl more than our friends or family.

But what could make me not play brawl? Like a holocaust logo or something anti-Christ being put into the game.
 

Grim Geno

Smash Cadet
Joined
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Messages
28
Location
Alabama, aka Smash Bros. Tournament Kryptonite
I doubt alot of us like brawl more than our friends or family.

But what could make me not play brawl? Like a holocaust logo or something anti-Christ being put into the game.
In reality, I like my family a bit more than video games...I'll lay the sarcasm a bit thicker next time (getting the right tone across over a forum is quite hard for me)
 

JPW

Smash Ace
Joined
May 21, 2006
Messages
903
Location
Sydney, Australia
I get Brawl, and it wont load up on my wii. Yeah that's the worse that could happen.

Wait, no it will upload a virus on my wii, and I'll lose all my data in one go.
 

M.K

Level 55
Joined
Jul 10, 2007
Messages
6,033
Location
North Carolina
Probably something like...one stage, 20 characters, and only easy difficulty.

But that would never happen :D
 

SirPenguin

Smash Journeyman
Joined
Oct 23, 2007
Messages
300
Location
Maine
If the game came out today with only the number of characters/stages/etc. revealed on the Dojo.
 

Tobi-

Smash Ace
Joined
Oct 20, 2007
Messages
837
Location
Atlanta, Georgia
Nothing they announce could make me not want to buy the game, of course unless they said it was cancelled.

Also, If someone gave me 1 billion dollars, but they said I could never play brawl( Not even friends house), I would accept it.

Also, If I got caught up in all my classes, got 10 scholarships, 100's in all classes, and got into the college i want(they could do this, but say i can't play brawl(not even freinds), then I would accept this offer aswell.

but more realistically, if they said Ridley was in brawl, I wouldn't get the game.




j/k.
 

Foe

Smash Journeyman
Joined
Oct 22, 2007
Messages
436
Location
San Diego
More AT's than characters. Well, let me take that back. More AT'slike lyn and others that should be in more than characters.
 

brawl1994

Smash Journeyman
Joined
Sep 29, 2007
Messages
345
Location
Missouri
Nintendo gets sued for something, then they have to cancel Brawl, that my reason, otherwise there is none
 

Symphony X

Smash Lord
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Aug 14, 2007
Messages
1,467
Location
Wherever McFox tells me I am.
If Sakurai stripped all characters, stages, items, AT's, and the physics engine from the game; replaced them with playing cards, and changed the name of the game to Wiitaire.

Then I wouldn't buy the game.
 

XSilverX

Smash Cadet
Joined
Oct 20, 2007
Messages
42
if they said that brawl would cause an atomic explosion after 10 minutes of playing it.. then i wouldnt get it..
 

Red_Maniac

Smash Lord
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SeeJayC
If there are only two characters that have only appeared in one game and did nothing there in the roster and one stage that consists of one platform with items that can never be turned off and appear every half second and you can only punch and jump. No moving.
 

Sanjuinuthus

Smash Apprentice
Joined
Aug 14, 2007
Messages
162
Location
Miramar, Florida
If they said there was no way to turn off items, I wouldnt buy the game.
If that ever happened I would laugh at tourney-goers. (No offense to them, I just would find their reactions hilarious.)

There's really nothing that would stop me from buying the game (other than, obviously, the game being delayed forever, exploding on startup, etc.)
 

prinnykurtis

Smash Rookie
Joined
Oct 30, 2007
Messages
18
Location
San Diego, CA
The only thing stopping me from getting brawl is me actually getting a wii first. Curse you my insufficient funds! That does not stop me from playing it at my friend's house tho.
 

iLink

Smash Champion
Joined
Oct 17, 2007
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2,075
Location
NorCal
Either the world exploding or if there are 0 starting characters and you have to unlock all of them :p
 

BigRick

Smash Master
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Montreal, Canada AKA Real City brrrrrrrrapp!
Warning, new and improved control scheme!!! 31-10-07

After getting feedback from the Brawl demo, we got many comments that the controls were way to sensitive, that they were hard to get used to.

So I decided to change the way Brawl is controlled, I want this game to be playable by everyone, so I thought about this revolutionary and intuitive control mechanic.

You won't need GameCube controllers, Nunchuck attachments or even the Classic controller to play Brawl!

The only thing that you will have to do is, grab your Wii remote, hold it vertically with one hand, and shove it in your ***.

I strongly feel that this change is pushing us towards the right direction. That Brawl will be a very fun game to play with for boys and girls and I know that you will feel it too while playing.

I'll be going now, I must be heading for the pharmacy.

Sincerely,

Sakurai
 

thecatinthehat

Smash Master
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Jul 17, 2007
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Banned
I'll tell you what can happen.
A meteor comes and burns in the atmosphere turning into a jagged rock that falls on a street in Japan.
The jagged rock then pops a bike messenger's tire.
This bike messenger than crashes into a fruit cart causing melons to fly everywhere.
One melon starts to role down a hill, gaining speed.
The melon rolls into the street, causing cars to swerve.
One of the cars, a Nissan Altima, crashes into a Hot Dog Stand, causing a giant inflatable rubber Hot Dog to fly through the air.
The giant Hot Dog then flies right in front of Masahiro Sakurai's new Condo, full of Ikea furniture.
Sakurai sees the hot dog, and remembers he's hungry.
As he goes to get his his car keys, he stubs his big toe on his Haparanda Couch that he got from Ikea (Designed by Erika Pekkari).
"You must Recover!" He thinks to himself, so he goes to the Drug Store, Walgreens, for Bandages.
As he's driving, the melon from the accident earlier, flies through the window, hitting him on the head, giving him amnesia.
He then believes he's Chuck Norris, and roundhouse kicks the Nintendo Executives back to the 80's where they meet there former selves and cause a paradox.

How do I know this? I know this, because Tyler know's this.
 

Exdeath7

Smash Rookie
Joined
Oct 28, 2007
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2
Location
nowhere, AZ
at this point where brawl is, i would still buy it, even if theres one thing wrong with it that is totally annoying, but i doubt that will happen seeing how good melee was
 

Digman

Smash Rookie
Joined
Oct 14, 2007
Messages
22
Weak gameplay, poor choice of characters, poor stages, further delays heaps of stuff. Everyone has such high expectations of this game the smallest things could leave people disapointed to some degree.
 

Hydde

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The worst that could happen.... is that Brawl..even with all this new shiny options and modes and characters..... doesnt get to melee´s standards.....

that would make me deelply sad really.
 

Meta_Knight_14

Smash Cadet
Joined
Oct 11, 2007
Messages
57
Location
South Carolina
It's hard to say what would make me not buy the game that's making me wait on Rock Band. Hmm...let's see what I can come up with though.

If you had to pay to play it everytime you turned your Wii on. Ya know, Arcade style "insert 2 coins to play". That sort of deal.
 

Jave

Smash Ace
Joined
May 5, 2006
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776
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Chile
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Javeman
That this whole Brawl thing was a big farse and there's no game coming out. Never was, never will.
 
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