What Would You Do If...?

[The Fail Tracer]

This is a simple game. One poster asks what the next poster would do if [insert situation here] happened.

Example:

Person 1: What would you do if you had a talking pet bird?

Person 2: I'd teach it to say PINGAS!

Now for a start...

What would you do if you could go into the Back Room for one day?

 

[TigerWoods]

Spam Messages.

What would you do if I were to stalk you?

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

I'd be working at my part-time job, arriving early and working late.

What would you do if you were a king?

 

[The Fail Tracer]

I suck at making successful games of my own.

Let's see... If I were a king, I would do lots of good deeds for my people.

What would you do if you were asked to do something really heroic, but requires extreme effort?

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

I'd pay someone to do it for me.

What would you do if you were made up entirely of chocolate?

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

I'd be in a museum, making history and keeping obese kids away from my deliciousness.

What would you do if you got a job at Caribou Coffee?

 

[NinjaFoxX]

freeze it into huge blocks and pretend i was an coffee ice climber


what would you do if i rickrolled you?

 

[Iron Thorn]

Probably not care.

What would you do it your right eye started hurting suddenly?

 

[The Fail Tracer]

I'd use "The World's Finest Eyedrops."

What would you do if you were locked in a room?

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

I'd bust through the wall because I'M THE JUGGURNAUT! (*****!)

What would you do if you suddenly went blind, deaf, and mute.

 

[MPH Deku]

Become Voldo, hell yezh.

Would would you do if I sang out of tune? Would you stand up and walk out on me?

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

I'd join in singing because I'm also tone deaf.

What would you do if you got a phone call saying you have 7 days to live?

 

[MPH Deku]

Dangit, you TOTALLY didn't get the reference! >___<

Ah, well, continue, friends.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Hmmm...

What would you do if I had gotten the reference?

 

[MPH Deku]

I would have been a very happy panda.

What would you do if I PichuRoll'd you?

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

I would tell you too see this.

What would you do if I had to modify your avatar based on your personality?

 

[mantlecore77]

You wouldn't comprehend my avitar.

What would you do if I told you I was Bill Gates?

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

I'd rob you.

What would you do if I robbed you?

 

[MPH Deku]

Cry.

What would you do if Tyfighter spelled 'avatar' wrong.

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

I would bend air. (thanks BTW)

What would you do if I AltF4ed your windows?

 

[The Fail Tracer]

I'd put them back up.

What would you do if you had to listen to do the "Uber Challenge" for Zelda - Ocarina of Time or else you would DIE?

(If you don't know what it is, I'll just say it's EXTREMELY ultra-hard.)

 

[Iron Thorn]

Eat the person who tried to make me choose.

What would you do if Sakurai and Kojima were making out in public?

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

Take pictures and sell them on the internetz.

What would you do if you didn't have internetz.

 

[mantlecore77]

I'd have to go golfing, probably.

What would you do if I've met Sakurai and got to pick one new character for the next SSB?

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

I'd threaten you until you convince him to put Nightmare in.

What would you do if I started constantly threatening you?

 

[mantlecore77]

I'd commit myself to having an epic war with you.
Not a Smash war. A real war.

What would you do if I ate a damsel in distress?

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

I would let you keep your Princess power, so that you can live your life being kidnapped.

What would you do if I was about to PINGAS Roll you?

 

[The Fail Tracer]

About to? I'd be very careful about the links I clicked on.

What would you do if you had fire and gun powder?

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

I'd conquer the world...

What would you do if you fell into a black hole?

 

[Moy]

Make sure I'm wearin' clean underwear.

What would you do if you were turned into a cheetah?

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

I would pounce on my victims until they gave me their (or money for) USB Geeko, so I can cheat.

What would you do if I was president?

 

[M@v]

Run south of the Border.

What would you do if aliens attacked earth?

 

[The Fail Tracer]

I'd steal two of their laser guns and blow their freakin' heads off.

What would you do if your favorite show was canceled?

 

[NinjaFoxX]

play the video game version of it

what would you do if you saw a lion?

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

I'd head to Detroit, oh wait...

What would you do if you saw a viking?

 

[Meta Jr]

I would teach it to be my minion and rule the world!

What would you do if I found a paper clip?

 

[Kinzer]

depends what you try to do with it.

What would you do, if you suddenly switched genders?

 

[Charizard92]

Wait what? Why would that happen in the first place?

What would you do if a hypothetical question has almost zero chance of ever happening to you.

 

[Meta Jr]

I would pick up a paper clip.

What would you do if you went totally insane?

 

[Deleted member]

I'd blame it one my sister.

What would you do if you were a mod?