What will your taunts say?

[Collective of Bears]

Well, I'll have different ones for each of my mains, so:

Wario:
1: Smell that?
2: Fear my jiggly!
3: Wasn't me!

Dedede:
1: You got Gordowned.
2: Imha spinnin mah hammah!
3: CHAAARGE!!!

ROB:
1: Do you love me NOW!?
2: Dissasemble!
3: wtf? More like FTW!

Olimar:
1: To me, my Pikmin
2: Pluck, pluck, pluck up Pikmin.
3: Who's small NOW!?

Oh, and why not make a "IMHA CHARGIN MAH LAZAH" taunt for Samus or Lucario for use when you're about to use your FS?

 

[Crossjeremiah]

- dude you got swerved
- can i have cheezburger?
- im in your mind

 

[The-Judge]

It will say "Suck my ding-dong!"

 

[Senor Crouch]

I will leave three of my taunts open for spamming and the fourth (probably one of the side taunts) will say "You Must Recover!"

 

[Kruton]

Here are mine:

I lol'd twice.


1) "I am de Krunsky!"
2) "No, I don't want a f*cking salad..."
3) "Eat my boomy stuff!" (Snake main here)

 

[Evelgest]

Well I know one's gonna be LANDMASTAAAAAA!

 

[Oblivion129]

You really should use the search function.

That's the best taunt in this whole thread.

 

[Cheezball]

1. "Im in ur game, steelin ur points"
2. "Watch out for falling rocks"
3. "hey, nice Wii, can I sh*t on it?"
4. "I got mad skittles."

 

[Cheezball]

1. "Im in ur game, steelin ur points"
2. "Watch out for falling rocks"
3. "hey, nice Wii, can I sh*t on it?"
4. "I got mad skittles."

Reference- search "Mario Head" on youtube, and find mario talks without lungs, and mario gets his own tv show. Here's where I got the "watch out for falling rocks" http://youtube.com/watch?v=vChgC6RqYyM&feature=related

 

[IWontGetOverTheDam]

Fox (that fire taunt... you know the one): Over 9000!

 

[Chrnocide]

1. YOSHA!

2. Let's dance.

3. ????

 

[/~Dogma~\]

Da Mindgraims, Son
You Must Recover!!
Over 9000!!!!!!!!

 

[Warlock*G]

1. Bloodshed hua
2. Huahuh
3. Have a rotten day

 

[Lucas_User]

1. "Did I hear PWNED?"
2. "Come and catch meh"
3. "Fission Mailed"

 

[Ekaru]

1. Digipwned
2. LOLZOWND
3. This is WAR, noob.

EDIT: There we go. Dumb limits.

 

[Drack]

Taunts can only be 20 characters long.

1. Cant let you do that
2. What the heck?!
3. Dont get too cocky
4. Playtime is over

 

[Igneous42]

1. BYAA!

2. TAKE IT!

3. JACPOT! <will probably be my favorite to use.

Though that could change if they can be longer.

 

[Norm]

If you can read this i just kicked your ***.

 

[MetaKnight'sSword]

OMG guys Listen up!! to those who dont kno...we can have 4 taunt comments instead of three! I just found out after watching the game introduction movie on DOJO!.....so all of us have to think of one more..

 

[gevenstaines]

1. Luigified own!
2. Return this game thx
3. This is MAH HOWZE!
4. No.

 

[AustiniusRex]

1. Noice
2. New to SSBB?
3. You die alot....

 

[quatripain]

im going to use snake and put falco under the box sayingolly want a cracker?????

 

[IkeUser]

1- FOR SPARTA!!!
2-tell your mom i said hi
3-NIGG@ please!
4-lemonparty.org

 

[Jacobcc]

I lol'd twice.

O RLY?..

 

[graves]

Ops did i just kick your crotch?

 

[PeachyPit]

Epic Lulz
You just got beat by a girl. <3

 

[Gritkid]

Choppa-choppa-choppa!

 

[Ricard_the_dragoon]

1. Another point for me ^_^
2. |-|@|-|@|-|@ 1 0\X/|\|3[) `/0|_|
3. Epic Failure!!!
4. I almost had to try -_-

 

[hXd]

One of them is definately gonna be "Friend Code?". Thanks Sakurai for a crappy online mode.

 

[miller483]

"Show me your moves!"

"Lol"

"Pwoisernally, I pwefer da airuh!!" (cookie for reference)

"Can't let you do that!"

 

[QueTee]

Something offensive related to sex

Taunts can only be 20 characters long.

WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

1) This is for Mew2
2) This is for Geno
3) This is SPARTA!!!! (sorta had to do it, pardon my english)

 

[AustiniusRex]

Are you sure we have 4 taunt texts? I was under the impression 3 taunts, meant 3 phrases.

 

[AerionTOFAST4U]

- Haha
- ****
- lol butt secks
- IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAAAND

 

[=Samus-Aran=]

Luigi
1. That's Mama Luigi To You! (Multiple taunt)
2. Falcon KICK! (Kick taunt)
3. I AM OWNAGE.
Samus:
1. Look! I show you arm! (..The one with her arm gun transforming)
2. Falcon..SLAP! (The one where she swooshs her hand)
3. Where are y-OH! You die...sorry. (One where she looks around)
Marth:
1. Translation: "I owned you, so much." (the one where he talks)
2. WOAH....This sword it TOO good for me. (The one where he puts his sword back)
3. ..I need to clean this.. (When he lifts up his sword)

=S-A=

 

[SirroMinus1]

wohooo my topic got revived some how!!!

 

[SunriseW12]

I really think it has to do with the character. I mean, with falcon I would have some incredibly manly and testosterone laden things, but if I were to use, say, peach, then I would probably change that.

You know, on second thought, I wouldnt change it. Just picture it:

1.) *peach KOs fox*

2.) *peach spins around, singing a jolly tune*

3.) EAT MY BALLS, COMMIE.

 

[twilight_hero]

Hero of Winds:

(1) "Gods of the Triforce! Hear that which I desire!" (Wind Waker taunt; directly before FS)
(2) "Oh, bugger..." (Weird sword-slash taunt; after FS misses or I'm KOd)
(3) "Good game." (Sheath-sword taunt; at the end of a match, if I won.)
(4) "HADOUKEN!" (If sword-spasm taunt is doubled; whenever); "Bored now." (If Wind Waker taunt is doubled; whenever); and "Well, excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me, Princess!" (If sheath-sword taunt is doubled; whenever)

Normally, there'd be a "Nice!" but the Hero of Winds has no respect for his opponents. he's so bad@$$ he just takes 'em down. With Link (or anyone else), I'll have "Nice!" for after KOs, but it doesn't seem to fit the Hero of Winds for some reason. I dunno.

 

[Sparkchu]

It'll depend on character space:

DK (Based on that Futurama episode):
1: QUARTERZ!
2: MILLIONS OF QUARTERZ! (Or "FoRkEmOvr! x2")
3: No slugs or tokens!

MK (Based on that "Smash Kingdom" flash toon):
1: MuthaEffin MK's here (cape taunt)
2: Watda Eff R you tryin' 2 do! or "Gon beat yo *** down!" (sword taunt)
3: Don't you get back up! or "I have Bat Wings! (wing taunt)

Luigi:
1: Sonavagunn! (Ric Flair's quote for Luigi's posing)
2: W! O! R! M!
3: Aww nuts! (Luigi's kick)

 

[Blade Knight]

Kirby
Hi taunt:Now Goodbye!
Spin Taunt: Soja Boy!
Dance Taunt: I win!

Captain Olimar:
Hip Shake Taunt:Like what you see?
Jump Taunt:My Pikmin To Me!
Nap Taunt:ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.