What if...?

[smashfan666]

SHUT... UP...

what if i had more than 2 cups of coffee so far today?

 

[MarthBeast]

then you would be chelsea

what if lynae really meant what she said

 

[PSIQuasi]

Then she would shoot fire.

What if I changed my avatar?

 

[MarthBeast]

we would be able to read it

what if the moderaters werent twelve year olds in there rooms going HAHAHAHAHAHA i have all the power your banned for saying nothing HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[Jonkku]

Then you wouldn't be an eleven year-old with horrible grammar (and even worse spelling) in this room going "bawww i wus bannd".

What if I could've resisted making that sort of reply?

 

[PSIQuasi]

Then people would think you are nice.

What if I had a puppy who would kill anyone I choose to?

 

[smashfan666]

it would eventually evolve into Wolverine.

what if it wasn't so rainy here right now?

 

[PSIQuasi]

Then you would be dying of dehydration.

What if rain was actually God peeing, and thunder was the sound of God beaking wind?

 

[smashfan666]

...No Comment.

what if i had a coffee machine in my room?

 

[MarthBeast]

then you would have started starbucks 2.0

what if everyone on her wasnt immature

 

[smashfan666]

...just answering you so i could post the question.

what if Shadow Man's music wasn't so awesome?

 

[powuh_of_PIE]

Then I'd feel less bad for not having heard of him.

What if the cake wasn't a lie?

 

[handsockpuppet]

Then you'd run out of cake

What if the science gets done?

 

[smashfan666]

scientists would be out of a job...

what if we never invented RPGs?

 

[RetroAntonio]

then...Ness and Lucas would not be real, therefore RUININ smash bros.

What if we had 2 noses?

 

[Rukako]

Then colds could, or could not be, much more sufferable.

What if Personas did exist?

 

[UberMario]

Then people wouldn't exist which means that I wouldn't be typing *disappears*

What if people discovered dinosaurs in the Congo?

 

[smashfan666]

i'd have a pterodactyl standing right next to me, (unknown screech) uh-oh...

what if captain melonhead had his own comic book or cartoon series?

 

[MarthBeast]

who are you talking about

who says smash fan 666 is crazy

 

[UberMario]

That's not a "what if" question.

>_> <_<

>_>

Spoiler

*raises hand only to get ambushed by smashfan*

What if smashfan posted directly after MarthBeast?

 

[smashfan666]

then i too would have pointed out that he didn't ask a what if question.

what if MarthBeast actually knew who i was talking about in my last question?

 

[UberMario]

He'd know it was relevant to Cartoon Network.

What if the television shows (in general) of today weren't so terrible?

 

[smashfan666]

they'd make a nickelodeon version of fusionfall...

what if some of the people who used to post in forum fight (i.e. Patinator, MPHG&W, etc.) miraculously returned to fight again?

 

[RetroAntonio]

then haik could've not broke this chain, and failed. Oh and it would be great.

What if everyone could reproduce by budding?

 

[UberMario]

Then we'd either be so dumb that we wouldn't think complexly or we'd cant think because we wouldn't have a brain.

What if the original F-Zero was made in 3-D?

 

[RetroAntonio]

Then the SNES was be a 32-bit system, and NES is 16-bit, and Atari is the 8-bit. :C woah

What if I didn't edit this to have a question?

 

[smashfan666]

then... you wouldn't have been seen asking that in the first place? ...well, this is embarrassing...

uh, anyway, what if marx was the final boss in kirby 64 instead of zero 2?

 

[jorgen aune]

then it would have suxed x)
what if 2 knees collides?

 

[smashfan666]

if it was a really REALLY hard hit then both knees would have been forced to the back of the legs making you walk backwards...

what if it could actually rain food like in that one movie?

 

[Death Arcana]

than we would all be living in the same place

what if elfen lied was made best anime of all time?

 

[RetroAntonio]

Then America doesn't air anime.

What if everyone didn't have white sperm, but red sperm?

 

[jorgen aune]

Then the police will never know if it was committed homicide or ****.

What if every human had a double jump like in Brawl?

 

[smashfan666]

they could get to the roof without a ladder or stairs or anything like that...

what if my TV screen didn't get all jumpy every time someone played the drums?

 

[Autumnhammy]

the tv would fall from the stand and break

what if toon link where real?

 

[smashfan666]

everything would be in CGI...

what if my heater wasn't too good at making it warm? (meaning it didn't make it so hot in here... SO... MUCH... HEAT...)

 

[Get@Will]

Then I could confirm that you live in Canada.

What if someone divided by zero?

 

[Mr.Freeman]

An unimaginable force with a power beyond a combination of all the Knees,shoryukens,hadoukens and PAUNCHES ever done by any player would destroy the universe.

What would happen if Canadian bacon actually was bacon?

 

[smashfan666]

dogs would live in canada...

what if blood tasted more like ketchup?

 

[MPH Deku]

Then it's high sugar content would kill us all.

What if there was a Nintendo vs. Capcom game?

 

[smashfan666]

the combination of viewtiful joe & captain falcon would explode the universe

what if the bad guys from penny arcade & VG Cats ganged up to destroy the other main characters from their respective series?