What if Sakurai spoke Ebonics?

[ChaoticTH]

Gizoogle FTW

Post gizoogled versions of Dojo Updates!

 

[shadenexus18]

I'd probably have a cardiac arrest from laughter. MEDIC!

 

[Tubaam]

D-I-Double-Dizzy Kong


Donkey Kong’s pal has finally joined tha battle! Unfortunatizzles screenshots fail ta truly capture tha way he moves.

He scrambles around tha battle, using whimsical fight'n moves while wield'n both his Rocketbizzles Boost n Peanut Pop Gun!





***** | D-I-Double-Dizzy Kizzle | Aug. 22 Wed. 2007

WTF here is diddy gozoogled version update

 

[Dokuro]

http://pikachize.eye-of-newt.com/pika.cgi?url=smashboards.com/showthread.php?t=114092
superior.

 

[Ophelius]

Pika pikaaaa chuuuuu!!!

I feel pain once again... Thanks alot.

 

[GoldenS1104]

http://pikachize.eye-of-newt.com/pika.cgi?url=smashboards.com/showthread.php?t=114092
superior.

OMG. Awesome.

 

[tirkaro]

http://pikachize.eye-of-newt.com/pika.cgi?url=smashboards.com/showthread.php?t=114092
superior.

pikachized wikipedia=win.

 

[IllidR]

http://pikachize.eye-of-newt.com/pika.cgi?url=smashboards.com/showthread.php?t=114092
superior.

Wow.. that is just great!

 

[Jackal478]

Did you notice that thing dangl'n F-R-to-tha-izzom Fox’s waist?
What is that?

Yup, that’s his Reflectizzles is it.



Takes it out ta initiate tha Reflector!

It perfectly reflects projectile weapons fired at him. It’s a fine piece of weaponry, n one that most mother****a envy.





The design of Fox’s shot calla has also changed.

Enizzles won’t flinch at tha impact of its shots, but it does have rapid-fire capabilizzles n' ****. It’s tha perfect weapon fo` steal'n KOs.

 

[Kyu Puff]

No way . Yippie yo, you can't see my flow! tha pokémon traina has finally arrived cuz its a pimp thang. n it looks like he doesn’t do his doggy stylin' directly.

the pokémon playa watches fizzy tha background.

is... is he ho-slappin' commands?!

he needs ta use his three pokémon ta F-to-tha-izzight with the gangsta **** that keeps ya hangin. so tha only ones who F-to-tha-izzight directly is tha pokémon.

i guess you could say using this characta is all like gang bangin' three fo` tha price of one!

 

[shadenexus18]

http://pikachize.eye-of-newt.com/pika.cgi?url=smashboards.com/showthread.php?t=114092
superior.

I hate to admit it, but this is a nice find.

 

[Pluvia's other account]

No way . Yippie yo, you can't see my flow! tha pokémon traina has finally arrived cuz its a pimp thang. n it looks like he doesn’t do his doggy stylin' directly.

the pokémon playa watches fizzy tha background.

is... is he ho-slappin' commands?!

he needs ta use his three pokémon ta F-to-tha-izzight with the gangsta **** that keeps ya hangin. so tha only ones who F-to-tha-izzight directly is tha pokémon.

i guess you could say using this characta is all like gang bangin' three fo` tha price of one!

I couldn't help but laugh at that one.

 

[Ophelius]

More pain... You people aren't very nice. Of course I'm the one whos ears bleed when I hear c-rap playing.

 

[abit_rusty]

halarious.

 

[Jx31]

Omg, what does such a thing exist....WHY!

 

[Vicious Delicious]

So, just out of curiosity, what would happen if you applied this site to one that already naturally has this gangsta talk? Great find

Anyway...

<Giga Shot Calla Transformation>

What?! You can control Giga Poser fizzy Supa Smiznash Bros. Melee?!

It’s Bowser’s Final Smash!!

Bowsa grabs a Smizzash Bizzle! TRANSFORM!

Whoaaa! Tiznalk `bout a change!

He’s hizzy! And tough!

Whizzat, you thiznink just coz he’s huge, you can needle him wit lots of shawty attacks n keep him off balance? Heh heh... Yeah, you kizzle think'n tizzy.

He must be invincible!

You can only be Giga Bowsa fo` a short time, though, so you’d betta takes yo enemies out while you can. Bear in mizzay tizzle that while cruisin' friznom Gizzle Bowsa, fighta might decide it’s a good strategy ta piznick off tha killa in his wake...

 

[Mr.Victory07]

Wow this is a great find, although i can only see the home page traslated, its still great seeing Link make "gangsta recoveries"!And having the R.O.Bs say "Yippie yo,you can't see my flow"!

 

[GregUnit]

I completely lol'd at Bowser's name in the character selection screen

 

[IllidR]

Why isn't this closed yet? >.>

 

[SpitFire15]

Too much stereotyping in here for me.

 

[GregUnit]

Why isn't this closed yet? >.>

Because it's funny?

Why is Bowser's name different every time?

 

[Conker1]

"I wizzle be periodically gang bangin' this site."

"The Ancient Wanna Be Gangsta."

"The Enemy’s primary offensive strength is in creatures called tha Primid . Snoop dogg is in this *****. They come in many variations keep'n it real yo" Snoop Dogg confirmed!

"Samus is blunt-rollin'! This looks bad!"

"Moves like that can be pretty thrill'n� now mother****ers lemme here ya say hoe."

"I guess you could say using this crazy *** ***** is like dippin' three fo` tha price of one!"

"Here’s an Assist Trophy that throws common sense out tha window . One, two three and to tha four. I mean, he’s not ridin' at all . Keep'n it gangsta dogg!"

"It’s very clearly tha world of Animal Crossing—even tha pimpin' scenery of day n night is determined by tha Wii’s internal cliznock n ****."

XDXDXDXD

 

[Kirye]

Too much izzle..

Losing sanity..

Sanitizzle. D:

 

[mukoe890]

Too much izzle..

Losing sanity..

Sanitizzle. D:

f'sho ******...fo sho

 

[FauxShaux]

f'sho ******...fo sho

It's Faux Shaux!