WEEKLY Kaillera Newspaper Update: Issue #10

[KoRoBeNiKi]

"

Smashboards went and took our online section and moved it 400 years away

."

This is true and made me laugh as well. Rap battle was hillarious also.

Well done Matts! as usual.

 

[jimmyjoe]

I simply love his casual use of the word '*****'. Does this make me a bad person??


EDIT:
I should also add to this post that I think what you're putting out is awesome!! Thanks so much for this awesome read MATTS!
It's appreciated..
BTW I'm having trouble getting some of the earlier issues though, and I would suggest sticking with a consistent format, proabably pdf.

 

[MATTS!]

Issue # 6

Take a look!!


PWNED.



The Great MATTS!

 

[clubbadubba]

Wow this weekly paper has been going for a year and has 6 issues rofl. Was really hoping the world tier list was gonna be real since it was looking pretty accurate until this issue.

 

[rawrimamonster]

Expected hard trolling, was significantly less unimpressed.

The gav trolling article was quite riveting.

With gav all you gotta do is say "black people" and he flips his ****.

 

[Sensei]

I enjoyed the reading, despite its few inaccuracies.

 

[ciaza]

*sensei believe he deserves the acclaimed #21 spot, rather than pitiful #22*

also i have issue #2 on my computer if you want me to upload it MATTS!

 

[Sempiternity]

also i have issue #2 on my computer if you want me to upload it MATTS!

please do! or just pm it to me or something... it's the only one not in my collection!

 

[MATTS!]

*sensei believe he deserves the acclaimed #21 spot, rather than pitiful #22*

also i have issue #2 on my computer if you want me to upload it MATTS!

OMG ciaza! OMG! i asked everybody if they had a copy i lost mine when my drive crashed

UPLOAD NOW NOW NOW. I LOVE YOU<3!


The Great MATTS!

 

[Sensei]

*sensei believe he deserves the acclaimed #21 spot, rather than pitiful #22*

no ciaza, you should take #21, you deserve it. I'm just glad I have been immortalized in the news.

 

[ciaza]

http://www.mediafire.com/?a594imd3127lii8

^think that's it . =)

 

[MATTS!]

All links working, All issues available for download in .PDF format!


Any questions, ASK!!!


Got anything you want in the next one for all the SMASH 64 online noobs to see??

Mail it to: kaillerathegalaxynewspaper@gmail.com


The Great MATTS!

 

[M!nt]

I ****ing love Doubles <3

 

[clubbadubba]

no ciaza, you should take #21, you deserve it. I'm just glad I have been immortalized in the news.

seems like there are 2 ways to get into the paper:

1) Be really good

2) Get in huge arguments on kaillera

#2 seems way easier maybe I'll start doing that

 

[#HBC | ѕoup]

Needs more sections, also, some of it seems Defamous. (fixed)

 

[Sephirothxxx]

Ha ha MATTS! vs. WOTG was so funny!

 

[TANK64]

Needs more sections, also, some of it seems infamous.

inflammatory?

EDIT: Defamous?

 

[#HBC | ѕoup]

inflammatory?

EDIT: Defamous?

http://bit.ly/Hsmm6o

 

[TANK64]

Doesn't work in your sentence bro lol. Now you just look silly.

Infamous would be MATTS! himself

but we all love him...

You mean defamous (I hope lol).

 

[The Star King]

ROFLMFAOOOOO!!!!

^For some reason I find exclamations like this amusing. I'm a ****ing 10 year old.

Also maybe I should get into a kaillera rap battle or something. Or write an article. So I can get in. My debut as "Dude of the Week" only increased my appetite for fame.

 

[TANK64]

It was my honest reaction from him trying to act like a smartass when I was just trying to help with what seemed like a casual mistake lol. I didn't expect that from SOUP xD. Now I know.

Also, aren't you like 12?

 

[#HBC | ѕoup]

Also, the first statement works. I don't think Defamous is a word.

GRAMMAR WAH

 

[TANK64]

It is. Fairly new- but in means defamatory.

 

[The Star King]

I agree with TANK. Maybe not getting your meaning, but "infamous" doesn't seem to fit there. This is all incredibly relevant.

 

[TANK64]

On topic, I think these newspapers are cool, and MATTS! should do them on a more regular basis.

 

[#HBC | ѕoup]

I fixed it.

I guess next time i'll hit the books harder.

NOW I KNOW

 

[MATTS!]

I LOVE you all!

Hugs and Kisses<3<3


The FAMOUS MATTS!

 

[SheerMadness]

Damn MATTS! is practically gushing over my yoshi in this issue.

I knew his kirby always had a thing for my yoshi. He's always trying to suck me off.. (the ledge).

 

[SuPeRbOoM]

DI: 1

seems about right

 

[The Star King]

I lol'd when I saw that. Sheer should've gotten a 0 let's be honest here

I knew his kirby always had a thing for my yoshi. He's always trying to suck me off.. (the ledge).

Dude remember when I posted about my ingenious shoot-Yoshi-under-Dreamland-with-Kirby's-neutral-B-gimp? MATTS! did that to me the other day. Not sure if reading my posts or great minds think alike. PWNED

 

[M!nt]

MATTS! does that to everyone, it's like his signature.

OR maybe he just does it cause i'm terrible against kirby

 

[KnitePhox]

Thought random final cutter spike was the Sig..?

 

[The Star King]

^how does he land so many of those rofl

And I know MATTS! swallows everyone but I always see him swallowcide, not actually shoot people under the stage usually

 

[Sensei]

swallowcide, all the kids are doing these days, sad time for our youth...

 

[MATTS!]

Got a problem with me sucking everybody off... Than don't get ***** by me. PWNED OWNED ***** 100%



The Great MATTS!

 

[RickySSB]

This guy is weird.

 

[Dext3rM.]

this is tooo goood

 

[MATTS!]

ISSUE # 7 OUT NOW!!!


The Great MATTS!

 

[TANK64]

Nice read.

I like the length and consistency.



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Keep 'em coming!

 

[B Link]

Nice my first appearance - wait wtf