waste of sperm

[MrMoney]

i got caught jacking some gum from safeway and safeway called my dad. he called me a waste of sperm.

 

[Vicious Delicious]

...why did you try to steal gum? Of all things? Seriously, gum is, what, a dollar? You could've waited to come across a dollar, or better yet, resist the urge for minty-fresh breath.

1) If you're going to steal, take something of value -.-
2) Do #1 sneakily if you must steal.
3) Sorry that you were considered a waste of sperm.

 

[D13]

Your dad sounds like a pretty awesome guy.

But yeah, stealing is not good, even if it was only some gum :[

 

[Mini Mic]

I assume you are after sympathy but that's still a pretty funny insult. And Vicious is right, why steal gum?

 

[Illussionary]

"Waste of sperm." Thats my new insult, I too agree Vicious, why gum you could have just asked somebody for gum. Like 95% of people carry around a pack of gum... I know me and most of my friends do.