Vending Machine II

[smashfan666]

You all remember a thread like this, right? good times... *sniff* good times...

anyway, now that i've brought it back: it's pretty simple how this works. but in case not, then i'll show you an example.

--EXAMPLE--

[Poster 1]

i insert eye of newt

[Poster 2]
you get toe of frog

i insert a mix of all sodas known to mankind

[Poster 3]
you get diabeetus

i insert rickroll

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i'll start things off...

i insert a 2-dollar bill

 

[Pyra]

You get two one dollar bills and a message that says "we fixed it for you."

I insert a carrot monster.

 

[smashfan666]

you get a giant rabbit.

i insert a stack of pancakes.

 

[Pyra]

You get a lumberjack.

I insert a vending machine.

 

[smashfan666]

you get piles upon piles of yo dawg and inception references.

i insert inspector moustache.

 

[Link2thelost90]

You get Chapter 6 of Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door in a nutshell.
I insert a nutshell.

 

[rinisan]

You get Link2thelost90.

I insert Snake's banana.

 

[smashfan666]

you get a first-class one-way trip...

...TO THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON, BEEYOWCH!

i insert aeiou.

 

[Pyra]

You sometimes get y.

I insert politics.

 

[VictoryIsMudkipz]

You get Sarah Palin
I insert Playstation All Stars Battle Royale

 

[Pyra]

You get angry Nintendo fanboys.

I insert shotguns.

 

[VictoryIsMudkipz]

You Get a Rocket Launcher

I insert a petition to bring back Megaman Legends 3

 

[Pyra]

You get a shredded petition to bring back Megaman Legends 3.

I put in an orphan's hopes and dreams.

 

[smashfan666]

you get crushed hopes and dreams.

i insert Lyra Heartstrings.

 

[VictoryIsMudkipz]

You get back a dollar & some change
I insert Time & Space

 

[Link2thelost90]

You get Palkia and Dialga.
I insert Pikachu

 

[VictoryIsMudkipz]

You get a Lv.5 Snivy
I insert a penny

 

[Pyra]

You get 1/100th of a soda.

I insert a pornographic visual novel.

 

[smashfan666]

you get Playboy.

i insert essence of gullibility, whatever that is.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get a dictionary, in which that word does not exist.

I insert applause for smashfan for bringing this back.

 

[Shorts]

You get a smooch from Smashfan and your very on Yaoi fanfic.

I insert my awful sense of humor.

 

[Pyra]

You get a comedian with an even worse- terrible, even- sense of humor. Katt Williams.

I put in a vote for Spaghetti for president in 2013

 

[Shorts]

You got Bush reelected somehow.

I put in sugar, spice, and some six sided dice.

 

[smashfan666]

you get the perfect dungeonmaster.

i insert a chocolate milk of glass.

 

[Shorts]

You get a chocolate milk of carton.

I insert my hopes and dreams.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get them granted, as opposed to the many, MANY people who want to crush them. Aren't I nice?

I insert HEAVY TITANIUM METAL.

 

[Pyra]

You get LIGHTWEIGHT LIQUID WATER.

I insert Sly Fox's hopes and dreams.

 

[Shorts]

I scoffed at them like the many females he's encountered in his love life. (So he says!)

I insert my puke.

 

[VictoryIsMudkipz]

You Get back Poop
I insert Toonami

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get Two Namis.

Also, why bring my love life into this, when you damn well know that it depresses me enough as is? Girls hate me, and there's nothing anybody can do to change that. Think before rubbing things in.

I insert a note that says "inb4flamewar."

 

[smashfan666]

you get a note that says "outb4 caught in the flames"

i insert 3 Refined Metal.

 

[VictoryIsMudkipz]

You Get an Alchemist
I insert my locked thread

 

[smashfan666]

you get the following unanimous response: "you had a thread?"

i insert the Tomislav.

 

[VictoryIsMudkipz]

You get another 6 added to your name

I insert a slice of peach cobbler..mmmmm

 

[Shorts]

You got stuck doing all the dirty dishes in the SWF house.

I insert my entire body

 

[VictoryIsMudkipz]

You get....stuck in the vending machine II & we have to call this janitor to come fix it,
meanwhile I insert a $1.25 because I AM PARCHED

 

[Pyra]

You get nothing because there's a shortie stuck in the machine.

I'll just go ahead and put in a call to the janitorial department.

 

[Shorts]

I got unstuck and stole all your drinks. WANNA FIGHT FOR EM?!

I insert my "That's so Raven" dvd collection.

 

[Pyra]

You get it back broken in half.
Aw SNAP

I put in a plastic explosive.

 

[smashfan666]

you get broken pieces of a vending machine and what it used to contain.

i insert a CD.