Darkurai
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Throughout the history of Super Smash Bros. Brawl, there have been many times when the community has misunderstood something, or has just not thought it out. This thread is similar to the thread that lists all the rumors we've had, but it's different. The rumor thread lists what fans have thought up and there hasn't really been an official source for.
This thread is different. This thread is about when we took the official source, and just twisted it to a point where our intelligence had to be questioned.
Please note that I am doing this completely from memory, and I have not been a member of Smashboards since Brawl started. If I do not know of something that happened, I obviously can't include it. If I'm missing something, please let me know, preferably via PM.
Musicians = Game designers?
It was the very first update on the new Dojo. And we looked at it. And we immedietaly assumed that these people were making the game. Apparantly, Yoko Shimomura (Kingdom Hearts composer) confirmed Sora. Yeah...no. Musicians do not make the game, the make the music. And Sakurai said this. "We've asked our group of arrangement supervisors to listen to an elite selection of Nintendo music and asked them to arrange several of their favorite songs...which means there will be quite a number of songs." Take that as you will.
ZOMG RIDLEY COMPHIRMED LOLOL111!!!1
"This song appears in a variety of games in the Metroid series. It’s the theme song for Samus’s arch-nemesis, Ridley."
People looked at this quote and took it as fact that Ridley would be in the game. Again people, it's music. It doesn't mean that Ridley's in.
Who's that character?
Who gets the Pokémon reference there?
The E3 '07 trailer brought questions; at least it did on the forums I was going to at the time. We couldn't figure out who it was. We thought it could be Yoshi (who wasn't confirmed at the time), Bowser Jr., Dry Bones, a Bulbin (which it turned out to be), or even Sonic. We went crazy, and this is one that I'm guilty of.
Magic Cloud People
"In this world, trophies fight. They know nothing but fighting. Fighting is the sole reason for their existence. Being turned back into a trophy, being unable to fight, is much like death. Those are the rules of this world. But...When someone...or something...breaks those rules, the world will pay a terrible price..."
Without a doubt, This World was the most confusing update in the history of the Dojo. No one understood it.
This was the picture. People looked at the clouds and thought that there were magic pictures of Bowser, Ridley, Ganon, and Master Hand. Really, it's ridiculous. Even now when we know what "This World" is, they still think that these villains are in the clouds. It's an FMV cut scene. This is one chance screenshot from it. There are no magic people in the clouds.
Petey?
Petey Pirahna was shown in one of the earliest Subspace Emissary videos. This was before bosses were confirmed for the SE. People went crazy with speculation, thinking he might even be playable (something I'm guilty of). Of course, looking back, we really should've thought of this.
Heroes always arrive late.
Everyone thought about this quote. No one knows much about what Sakurai was referring to. I personally think he was just referring to K.K. Slider's late entrance into the song, but it could be anything. People think it's referring to Meta Knight. Some people think it's supposed to hint at the Subspace Emissary. We're just not sure.
Customized Movesets?
As per request, I'm not going to give out much information about this one time. But rest assured, those who experienced it remember it and will never forget it. I experienced it myself, and I really, REALLY wish I hadn't wasted my time there.
Is it possible he could surpass even Ness!?
On Lucas' update, people saw this sentence and thought Ness was confirmed now. Apparantly, Ness is like a hero in Mother 3, with a statue and everything. Lucas is the main character in the game, trying to live up to him.
Aww.
Gray Fox. "It makes you want to use him as a playable character." People looked at that and that playable Assist Trophies were confirmed, despite the fact that the VERY FIRST ASSIST TROPHY UPDATE explicitly stated that you cannot play as Assist Trophies.
Up Until Now
Up until now. UP UNTIL NOW. The day the Smashboards shook. People couldn't believe it. They went into denial. Was Ness returning? We couldn't tell anymore. All evidence pointed against him. But people used online translators that apparantly showed that the Japanese site did not say "Up until now". But online translators suck. Our local human translator, SamuraiPanda, confirmed it. The American site has a perfect translation.
Starting Roster?
Thank god it's not. Recent evidence has shown that. I still give props to SamuraiPanda for thinking it out though. He really made me think this might've been it. But there were so many people that looked at it and immedietaly thought "ZOMG A ROSTER THIS MUST BE IT". SamuraiPanda actually thought long and hard about it, so I give props to him for that. But too many people thought it was the starting roster simply because they showed it.
Wario Alone
Wario alone is special? Only he has an alternate costume apparantly. This is the same problem as with "Up Until Now". People simply refused to believe it. But it's true. Translations cannot save you now.
Well, that's it. Our history of idiocy. This list is probably incomplete. If I've left something out, please let me know.
This thread is different. This thread is about when we took the official source, and just twisted it to a point where our intelligence had to be questioned.
Please note that I am doing this completely from memory, and I have not been a member of Smashboards since Brawl started. If I do not know of something that happened, I obviously can't include it. If I'm missing something, please let me know, preferably via PM.
Musicians = Game designers?
It was the very first update on the new Dojo. And we looked at it. And we immedietaly assumed that these people were making the game. Apparantly, Yoko Shimomura (Kingdom Hearts composer) confirmed Sora. Yeah...no. Musicians do not make the game, the make the music. And Sakurai said this. "We've asked our group of arrangement supervisors to listen to an elite selection of Nintendo music and asked them to arrange several of their favorite songs...which means there will be quite a number of songs." Take that as you will.
ZOMG RIDLEY COMPHIRMED LOLOL111!!!1
"This song appears in a variety of games in the Metroid series. It’s the theme song for Samus’s arch-nemesis, Ridley."
People looked at this quote and took it as fact that Ridley would be in the game. Again people, it's music. It doesn't mean that Ridley's in.
Who's that character?
Who gets the Pokémon reference there?
The E3 '07 trailer brought questions; at least it did on the forums I was going to at the time. We couldn't figure out who it was. We thought it could be Yoshi (who wasn't confirmed at the time), Bowser Jr., Dry Bones, a Bulbin (which it turned out to be), or even Sonic. We went crazy, and this is one that I'm guilty of.
Magic Cloud People
"In this world, trophies fight. They know nothing but fighting. Fighting is the sole reason for their existence. Being turned back into a trophy, being unable to fight, is much like death. Those are the rules of this world. But...When someone...or something...breaks those rules, the world will pay a terrible price..."
Without a doubt, This World was the most confusing update in the history of the Dojo. No one understood it.

This was the picture. People looked at the clouds and thought that there were magic pictures of Bowser, Ridley, Ganon, and Master Hand. Really, it's ridiculous. Even now when we know what "This World" is, they still think that these villains are in the clouds. It's an FMV cut scene. This is one chance screenshot from it. There are no magic people in the clouds.
Petey?
Petey Pirahna was shown in one of the earliest Subspace Emissary videos. This was before bosses were confirmed for the SE. People went crazy with speculation, thinking he might even be playable (something I'm guilty of). Of course, looking back, we really should've thought of this.
Heroes always arrive late.
Everyone thought about this quote. No one knows much about what Sakurai was referring to. I personally think he was just referring to K.K. Slider's late entrance into the song, but it could be anything. People think it's referring to Meta Knight. Some people think it's supposed to hint at the Subspace Emissary. We're just not sure.
Customized Movesets?
As per request, I'm not going to give out much information about this one time. But rest assured, those who experienced it remember it and will never forget it. I experienced it myself, and I really, REALLY wish I hadn't wasted my time there.
Is it possible he could surpass even Ness!?
On Lucas' update, people saw this sentence and thought Ness was confirmed now. Apparantly, Ness is like a hero in Mother 3, with a statue and everything. Lucas is the main character in the game, trying to live up to him.
Aww.
Gray Fox. "It makes you want to use him as a playable character." People looked at that and that playable Assist Trophies were confirmed, despite the fact that the VERY FIRST ASSIST TROPHY UPDATE explicitly stated that you cannot play as Assist Trophies.
Up Until Now
Up until now. UP UNTIL NOW. The day the Smashboards shook. People couldn't believe it. They went into denial. Was Ness returning? We couldn't tell anymore. All evidence pointed against him. But people used online translators that apparantly showed that the Japanese site did not say "Up until now". But online translators suck. Our local human translator, SamuraiPanda, confirmed it. The American site has a perfect translation.
Starting Roster?

Thank god it's not. Recent evidence has shown that. I still give props to SamuraiPanda for thinking it out though. He really made me think this might've been it. But there were so many people that looked at it and immedietaly thought "ZOMG A ROSTER THIS MUST BE IT". SamuraiPanda actually thought long and hard about it, so I give props to him for that. But too many people thought it was the starting roster simply because they showed it.
Wario Alone
Wario alone is special? Only he has an alternate costume apparantly. This is the same problem as with "Up Until Now". People simply refused to believe it. But it's true. Translations cannot save you now.
Well, that's it. Our history of idiocy. This list is probably incomplete. If I've left something out, please let me know.