Uncle Meat: The Carousel of Chaos- Part One

[Zook]

The PRoom is in turmoil. The PSpammmers are in locked combat against the army of the mighty Proom Tyrant, Darth HeroOfTime. With the absense of rep, the PRoom has been thrown into chaos. Who will win? The mods, of course! So lets all enjoy our last posts before we get wasted!

 

[Uncle Meat]

 

[Matt]

I like to think of him as Uncle Penis.

 

[Shazz]

The proof that vegetarians are wrong.



Hurray for the Meat - ***** connection there Matt .

 

[Uncle Meat]

Actually, the story behind my name is simple: my friend went to Japan and found a clothing store there called 'Uncle Meat'! It also sold 'hair produce'. He might have a picture, not sure.

. . .

Just kidding, I'm named after a penis.

 

[Zero Beat]

I like to think of it as the mind destroying portrait of Mea-Sp...

 

[Varuna]

. .

 

[deathblazer]

Just kidding, I'm named after a penis.

.........WHAT.........

 

[Chill]

How would you know how chewy he is? Have you tasted Uncles Meat!?

 

[Lt. Killjoy]

Wait, Chill, you're saying you haven't tasted Uncle Meat? Man, you don't know what you're missing. I mean just dab a little honey BBQ sauce on there and go to town. MmmmmMmmm.

 

[D-20 Dice]

Wait, Chill, you're saying you haven't tasted Uncle Meat? Man, you don't know what you're missing. I mean just dab a little honey BBQ sauce on there and go to town. MmmmmMmmm.

O you went thar...


I do not wish to taste Uncle Meat. I don't like some meats (Uncle Meat being one of the meats I don't like).

 

[Matt]

Too tender for my tastes.

oooooh, burn!

 

[Zero Beat]

HAY GUYZ WATS GOIN ON IN DIS THEARD!?1/ LAWL

This thread is turning a bit homosexual for my taste, including Rupert's taste.
Burnx2.

 

[Uncle Meat]

I enjoy homosexuality.

 

[commonyoshi]

Uncle Meat isn't that good, and in such small portions too. Ha.

 

[dr.neo]

He is a cuban steak. They are 2.99$ at our food lion.

 

[Dibs]

I eat Uncle Meat raw.

 

[Uncle Meat]

This thread is becoming very demeaning to me. I'll get Matt to ban all of you.

 

[Zero Beat]

This thread is becoming very demeaning to me. I'll get Matt to ban all of you.

*Clears throat* All of you? I can't believe you would do such thing to moi. That does not display any sort of gangster attitude at all, i'm disappointed Rupert.<_<

 

[Uncle Meat]

Oh, I just meant the people who were 'demeaning' to me.

 

[Bedi Vegeta]

Uncle Meat I don't think you quite understand demeaning of this topic. It is clearly not making fun of you at all.

Also,
http://www.hatsofmeat.com/

 

[Shazz]

Uncle Meat sounds like something a father who ***** his own son would name their little "game" when he pulls out his wang and yeah.


"Let's go visit Uncle Meat shall we? Yes, yes we shall."

 

[Bahamut]

This thread is becoming very demeaning to me. I'll get Matt to ban all of you.

except Matt started the demeaning . . .

 

[dr.neo]

Uncle Meat sounds like something a father who ***** his own son would name their little "game" when he pulls out his wang and yeah.


"Let's go visit Uncle Meat shall we? Yes, yes we shall."

You must have a very difficult life.

 

[Shazz]

You must have a very difficult life.

Oh wassup Dr. Fanboy ^^. Where's the Non-Conceited Uncle Meatt thread?

 

[Uncle Meat]

Shazz is jealous of my wang.

 

[dr.neo]

Shazz is jealous that no one likes him.

 

[Shazz]

Shazz is jealous that no one likes him.

That made sense. No, really, it did.







Ofcourse I'm jealous of your wang Uncle, but dont hold it against me (no hidden message intended).

 

[rounder_nk]

smashboards now seems to have a growing tumorous cell in it's pool room. Lets all hope it's not malignant for the sake of intelligent conversation about smash and other things.

dr. neo- it means a growing progression towards death (cancerous)

 

[dr.neo]

What does malignant mean?

 

[D-20 Dice]

malignant
adj : dangerous to health; characterized by progressive and uncontrolled growth (especially of a tumor)

 

[dr.neo]

So thats what on my ****.

 

[Shazz]

Can someone please make a joke using the words *****, and malignant, before I explode ?'

EDIT : Why is the word peniz censored, but not wang?

 

[Venom Dream]

Too tender for my tastes.

oooooh, burn!

Won't be tender if you burn it =P

 

[Uncle Meat]

Go ahead, Venom Dream, smoke my wood.

I am the coolest seventh grader I know.

 

[Dibs]

If it's old enough to pee, it's old enough for me.

 

[FunkDocOH]

If it's old enough to pee, it's old enough for me.

QFT.

(tencharacters)

 

[Chill]

n0 0b.

 

[D-20 Dice]

Who's the n00b? The n00b? Or the n00b who follows the n00b?

 

[Dodongo]

The n00 b