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[Guh-Huzzah!]

Well, it's not too hard to understand

I totally get the whole “mmmm stomach sexy thing” but I just mean like
physics.

 

[Deleted member]

What's this law about?

Yeah, I'm curious too

 

[MainJPW]

So apparently @Brelooming Disaster is okay with the fact that we kinda sorta ruined his innocence

People actually care about that? I accidentally stumbled upon a R34 site when I was 7 and didn’t really give a hoot about my innocence being “ruined”. Dude’s 13 he’ll live.

 

[Deleted member]

I just hopped on to training mode in Ultimate, and...
It feels really floaty for some reason. I think something is wrong with me, I am going to drink a ton of water right now.

 

[Mythra]

It seems I came here in the right moment.

 

[Will]

If incest and **** is fine with God, why is having sex before signing some papers such a big deal?

All right class, let's talk about Genesis and Holy Yahweh Everyone Loves Their Sister

Catholics didn't exist until eons after the estimated time Genesis (incest haven) was written. You know what also didn't exist? The Commandments and every law Moses was made to slap down and assess in Exodus, Leviticus, and Deuteronomy, which laid down the groundwork of most Jewish law before the Romans became the "global" superpower it was.

It was also assumed that a lot of moments of incest recorded in da book was a survivalist and "**** i gotta pass down my genes somehow" view. Was it wrong? I don't know, ask the long-dead people being written about.

 

[Idon]

If incest and **** is fine with God, why is having sex before signing some papers such a big deal?

Truth is, it aint.

Anything outside of straight up killing a guy is pretty minor an offense.

 

[Iridium]

He doesn't seem like a troll to me at all.

I was really innocent when I was 10 and was still pretty dang innocent by the time I turned 14. Some people are just sheltered from the world of sex. And some are uncomfortable enough around the topic that they go out of their way to avoid it themselves.

Yeah, 7th grade ruined me because of that. Well, I was broken.

 

[Troykv]

Are we discussing anime physics?

 

[Deleted member]

mfw i see smashboards users with blue banners and custom titles

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You can only say I am luxurious if I ever get to my dream college while having a Tesla.

 

[Deleted member]

If incest and **** is fine with God, why is having sex before signing some papers such a big deal?

The Bible is very up to interpretation. See Britain post-Henry VIII.

 

[Iridium]

Are we discussing anime physics?

Let us go with that.

 

[Deleted member]

People actually care about that? I accidentally stumbled upon a R34 site when I was 7 and didn’t really give a hoot about my innocence being “ruined”.

holy **** i am so sorry for you

 

[Deleted member]

Mmm, he seems pretty suspicious.
I do not even know ten year olds that are that innocent.
He could be trolling.

How many people do you know? Judging by your post count and join date, you probably don't get out that often.

 

[Deleted member]

It seems I came here in the right moment.

What Mythra thinks of everybody here.

 

[Deleted member]

Yeah hold on a moment, I was playing that game 10 years ago. When were you playing it?

I’m not sure, but it was a good while after the game came out. 7, maybe?

 

[RyuhoFox]

could you maybe post one where she isn't waited to be painted like a french girl

Ok

Yay more Salazzle

 

[Gentlepanda]

How many people do you know? Judging by your post count and join date, you probably don't get out that often.

just ****in savaged out of nowhere then

 

[Guh-Huzzah!]

Guh-Huzzah!
I just realized.

In your sig.

It shows Spider-Ham eating a Hot-Dog.

Hot-Dog sausages are made of pork.

Spider-Ham is a cannibal.

There was actually a Spider-Ham short film where he makes a cannibalism joke with hot dogs,

What Mythra thinks of everybody here.

 

[Deleted member]

How many people do you know? Judging by your post count and join date, you probably don't get out that often.

Christ mate you didn't have to do him like that.

 

[Will]

Anything outside of straight up killing a guy is pretty minor an offense.

Praising an idol in instant death.
Cheating on your wife is either a banishment or also instant death.

 

[Deleted member]

How many people do you know? Judging by your post count and join date, you probably don't get out that often.

I go outside everyday, I love going outside.
Albeit, I tend to avoid stuff, so I guess I do not go out often.

Are we discussing anime physics?

I loathe breast jiggle physics.

 

[Idon]

Christ mate you didn't have to do him like that.

We RoastBoards now.

 

[Will]

How many people do you know? Judging by your post count and join date, you probably don't get out that often.

I like the cut of this guy's jib.

 

[KMDP]

How many people do you know? Judging by your post count and join date, you probably don't get out that often.

Jesus.

I guess you calls them like you sees them.

 

[Cutie Gwen]

What's this law about?

Georgia bill would require men to report every release of sperm to officershttps://t.co/tY3374x0vP pic.twitter.com/ZUmvIo7KyG

— WCNC Charlotte (@wcnc) March 13, 2019

How many people do you know? Judging by your post count and join date, you probably don't get out that often.

Holy **** I never expected a teenager to use their power to utterly shatter someone's mood for the greater good like this

 

[Deleted member]

I love breast jiggle physics.

Fixed your post /s

 

[Mythra]

How many people do you know? Judging by your post count and join date, you probably don't get out that often.

You didn't have to kill him

What Mythra thinks of everybody here.

>I can't use this image unironically anymore

 

[SneakyLink]

A haiku for life
To better enjoy yourself
Don’t focus on wins

 

[Iridium]

Dear Journal,

SmashBoards got very, very ecstatic today...

 

[Deleted member]

Georgia bill would require men to report every release of sperm to officershttps://t.co/tY3374x0vP pic.twitter.com/ZUmvIo7KyG

— WCNC Charlotte (@wcnc) March 13, 2019

WHAT THE ****!?

Oh my god that is hilarious and awful. 911 officers would get to know my name fast.

 

[Deleted member]

I can not belive I am dead.

 

[Deleted member]

Georgia bill would require men to report every release of sperm to officershttps://t.co/tY3374x0vP pic.twitter.com/ZUmvIo7KyG

— WCNC Charlotte (@wcnc) March 13, 2019

"WAIT A MINUTE ARE YOU MASTURBATING"
"NO SIR I'M, UH, EXERCISING MY RIGHT HAND"

 

[Deleted member]

Ok
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Yay more Salazzle

I just don't understand

 

[Cutie Gwen]

WHAT THE ****!?

Oh my god that is hilarious and awful. 911 officers are going to know my name fast.

It's a Georgia bill, considering I don't know geography of False Freedom Land, I'm assuming Texas is a different state

 

[RyuhoFox]

I go outside everyday, I love going outside.
Albeit, I tend to avoid stuff, so I guess I do not go out often.

I loathe breast jiggle physics.

Let the jiggle consume you

 

[Deleted member]

Georgia bill would require men to report every release of sperm to officershttps://t.co/tY3374x0vP pic.twitter.com/ZUmvIo7KyG

— WCNC Charlotte (@wcnc) March 13, 2019

that's not real

 

[Deleted member]

Praising an idol in instant death.
Cheating on your wife is either a banishment or also instant death.

Now that I think about it, you could get killed for a lot of things. Like, for instance, being a disobedient child or disobeying a priest.

 

[KMDP]

"WAIT A MINUTE ARE YOU MASTURBATING"
"NO SIR I'M, UH, EXERCISING MY RIGHT HAND"

"Oi, yew gotta loisence for that Handy J?"

 

[Deleted member]

It's a Georgia bill, considering I don't know geography of False Freedom Land, I'm assuming Texas is a different state

Correct. Texas is indeed not Georgia.