UK Rankings - The Banter Rankings

[Professor Pro]

For starters I feel I should defintely be placed on this list because making this thread takes a whole lot of banter, i'm thinking it should be top 10 and maybe it should be rankings or not rankings as it is hard to compare the amount of banter in the UK, any ideas who can exist on this banter list. To be fair Zeppo was gonna be on the list from day one, this guy has banter like no1 has ever seen, just look at the banter oozing out his body. Watch Fuzzy close this proving he has no banter, unless I am wrong and he join in the fun meaning he has a guranteed spot FOR THE BANTER!

People who have Italic in there name I feel that they are gonna have to keep on in there banter so they can stay on the list for the banter.
This is in no order, its just some of the top 16 banter heads
Top 10
1. Zeppo - He has to be the best because he only has the banter for the banter
2. Professor Pro
3. Grayfox
4. Coey - He always insult people but seems to do it so kindly, this guys got the banter
5. Bullet Bill - Inventing new types of banter and not being afriad to express his banter differently
6. Charles
7. PDOT!!!! - This guy comes on smashboards insults me and leaves so i cant reply, his balls must be full of banter cos this guys got the banter
8. J03 - Did you see him insult me and tell me what to do, he's got some banter on him
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16.

 

[COEY]

Grayfox deserves a spot i think prolly number 3. Possibly through a coey or 2 in the list as well.

More than one spot for coey!!? What possible reason?

 

[Jolteon]

This list is **** due to inaccuracy issues.

 

[Professor Pro]

I am not doing rankings its just top 10

 

[Cpt.Zeppo]

. LOL WHAT A THREAD! I looked at this thread and thought my goodness theres sure to be some banter in here and it was no dissapointment! Pretty obvious 1st there, though there is fierce competition from 2nd that guys got loads of banter just for the banter as well (haha), I elect not to put Grayfox in there as his banters f*cking ****e.

and imo Charles has tons of banter, as does Bullet Ben his banters kk

 

[Jolteon]

I am not doing rankings its just top 10

is it top 10 or 16?

seems to be both

 

[Cpt.Zeppo]

Hudsons banter is ****e too actually

 

[Professor Pro]

A previous issue which I brought up to Zeppo about Chrisboi was...

I checked to see if Chrisboi has the banter and he has absolute no banter. But then I thought about it, and do you think there is a chance he doesnt have the banter for the banter?

 

[Cpt.Zeppo]

. ROOOOOOOOOOOFL MAYBE!!!!! Thats a pretty serious issue actually and needs to be taken into consideration after the next Banterbat, at least for the banter if nothing else.

 

[Bullet Bill]

this is the most accurate rankings yet

 

[J03]

omg Z, youve actually managed to top a ranking. Whats more, youve topped a ranking by saying one word about a million time, ****ing bravo you invalid dickhole. What an abomination of an idea.

IF chrisboi isnt on the list then its actually a disaster.

Ant has a tonne of banter, hes asian.

Phil is not on the list because what?

Remember Ed, his banter is amazing.

PDOT... how can you forget about your own mistress.

Just **** off professor prick-fessional.

 

[Cpt.Zeppo]

Wow... You're just annoyed you're not on there dude, give it a rest man you've been trumped something awful and if you cant face it you'll never be on here, the reason we made these rankings was to increase banter competition in the UK and since you're not on it you should be more focused on getting more banter rather than whinging, sorry man :-/

 

[J03]

actually dickhole (i like that name for you). a certain post of mine didnt actually post so ive changed my opinion for reasons unknown. i prefer to see you top a chart. reminds me how pathetic you all must be if Z is the best

 

[Cpt.Zeppo]

Wow, people are getting bitter over these rankings huh. Guess theres gonna need to be a panel made over it what do you think Pro?

 

[J03]

**** off, a panel is a ****e idea you total accident of a person

B.Bill
Chrisboi
Prof
Coey

... ****ing ******

 

[Professor Pro]

Wow look at J03 ordering me and telling me who to put on the list and then insulting me, he's got some flipping banter, your going on the list!

 

[Cpt.Zeppo]

what the hell. I try and restore order in the UK scene and a troll gets on this list. Thats not cool man

Good choice on incresing it to 16 though, will make it easier for seeds next time the banter happens, for whatever reason the banter happens for the banter

 

[J03]

**** off, those insults where meant for everyone, to claim ownership of there direction is appauling

 

[Bullet Bill]

**** this, gonna make my own one methinks

1. Phil
2. J03
3. KingNDJ
4. AmcD
5. Ryan
6. Monty
7. Coey
8. Ouch
9. Ac Anon
10. Zeppo

Fair enough

 

[Cpt.Zeppo]

. Rofl This Is Why Bullet Ben Has The Banter Yesss!!!!!!!!

 

[Professor Pro]

The way he comes into my thread and creates his own list and doesnt even include me init, thats a new type of banter right there.

 

[Fuzzyness]

sorry but this thread is really unnecessary >_> just gonna cause stupid flaming and it isn't really too relevant to UK smash, it's pretty personal and pointing out opinions about how "cool" people are.

Even so I do like the banter myself but this is considering to be a spam thread!