tips for a party?

[WaterTails]

anyone got any tips on not making any fauxpas at tonight's grad. party? I have a party tonight and know I'm going to screw something up! hyperactive kid + 2 mountain dew's + being on a excercise ball that makes me go crazy when I'm on it...
halp!

 

[Sensai]

I might get a warning for this...

Spoiler

Don't tell any Asian kids that they look just like that guy you saw on TV a few weeks ago.

Honestly though, just don't do anything that would annoy you and you should be fine. If you have any doubts as to what you're about to say/do, avoid it.

 

[WaterTails]

okay, thanks, Sensai! if that was a VA tech reference, you might get in trouble... any help on what to do?

 

[Sensai]

Um....are you hosting it or just attending?

Hosting it, make sure everyone's having fun. If you're just attending...act naturally. Thank the guy for the invite, etc...

Is this a drinking party? If so, then you really shouldn't have any trouble at all, as everyone's going to be preoccupied...

 

[dr.neo]

Bring pee wee herman and micheal Jackson.

 

[Eor]

Party hats and name tags

 

[WaterTails]

eh, good enough results, can't screw up too bad when you're the token nonconformist (oxymoron, I know) mute!

 

[Venom Dream]

Start a rousing game of pin-the-tail on whatever happens to be avalible.

 

[dr.neo]

Cake, ice cream, and tacos.

 

[McFox]

Get a pinata, and blindfold everyone at the same time, and give everybody a bat, and tell them it's all their turns at the same time!

 

[cF=)]

Eat a load of shrooms. Wait for the effect. Enjoy.

 

[commonyoshi]

Make the party murder-mystery themed. Using any means necessary...

 

[Sensai]

Pee on the plants is a great icebreaker. Talk about your marvelous collection of Power Ranger action figures.

(I love where this thread is going)

 

[Maeotian]

Just sit back, relax, and chill. That is what always works.

 

[KevinM]

Haha this thread is full of win...

Make then all pay you money for being able to see you, they'll love it

 

[Venom Dream]

Haha this thread is full of win...

Make then all pay you money for being able to see you, they'll love it

For that to work, they'd have to want to see him. Does he have some sort of facial deformity? Can he juggle? Or combine the two, and juggle knives (poorly).

 

[Sensai]

Try wearing your pants on your head while drinking grape juice through your foot. Make slurping sounds.

 

[Eor]

Kill all your neighbors, then array them on your front lawn so their bodies spell "Hello Friends!".

 

[GoldShadow]

Kill all your neighbors, then array them on your front lawn so their bodies spell "Hello Friends!".

If you've got some moral qualms about killing, or you just don't want to make a mess all over your yard, I'd suggest using chloroform. Depending on how much you use, you can either knock them unconscious or kill them. Either way, no mess!

 

[Rici]

Or, you just shouldn't go.

Spoiler

PARTY ON EVERYBODY!!!!