Pelikinesis
Smash Journeyman
Link to original post: [drupal=987]This has absolutely NOTHING to do with MetamindgameSpam.[/drupal]
I LIED.
Shieldbreak SD Metamindgame:
Hold your shield til it breaks at an edge, then as you fall to your doom taunt your opponent with something along the lines of "Hah! Gravity has a better chance of KOing me than you! Looks like you'll have to beat it first if you want a chance to get my kills!!!"
Now watch as your opponent SDs trying to simultaneously save you to spite gravity and then KO gravity itself somehow.
Non-MetamindgameSpam Countering through Metamindgamespam:
If your opponent somehow manages to play it straight while avoiding your metamindgamespamminghe must have eaten his Wheaties for breakfast then there is, at the moment, only one method to counter this sort of scenario at the moment (so donate to the MetamindgameSpam Research Foundation. MMGS Research Foundation: Finding a cure for Planking, SS Tier, and general unfun aspects of Brawl since 1609). It sounds something like this:
(Several minutes of honorable silence pass)
You: Dude, no johns. Seriously.
Them: .....excuse me?
You: HEY!! What did I just say?!
Them: But I'm not johning. In fact, I haven't said anything this entire time other than "Good game" right after our first match.
You: Don't try to act all innocent. You people disgust me. You think that you can just play it nice and clean, sweeping away all of your filth and lies and your filthy lies under the rug. You know what that rug is called? It's called "johns", and there's a 'Made in Johnsville' tag on it!!!
Them: Calm down, man. The heck is your problem? I'm just trying to play a game here, then you go accusing me of johning. Doesn't that make YOU a johnner?
You: There were so many johns in your lame, john-filled comeback that I refuse to acknowledge or dignify what you just said with a response, because you were johning with your johning mouth.
(Your opponent is thoroughly convinced that he had been johning and hadn't realized it until now. Troubled by this delusional johning disorder that he's had for who-knows-how-long, he throws the match in your favor and checks himself in at the nearest mental hospital)
(This doesn't really fit anywhere into the other blogs, and I'm a greedy attention ***** who is pretty sure that no one checks up on his other blogs in case he updates them, which he doesn't ever)
And I wasn't lying during my title, contrary to my first line. That was also a metamindgame. I MMGS even with blog titles now!!!
Also: I hate math.
I LIED.
Shieldbreak SD Metamindgame:
Hold your shield til it breaks at an edge, then as you fall to your doom taunt your opponent with something along the lines of "Hah! Gravity has a better chance of KOing me than you! Looks like you'll have to beat it first if you want a chance to get my kills!!!"
Now watch as your opponent SDs trying to simultaneously save you to spite gravity and then KO gravity itself somehow.
Non-MetamindgameSpam Countering through Metamindgamespam:
If your opponent somehow manages to play it straight while avoiding your metamindgamespamming
(Several minutes of honorable silence pass)
You: Dude, no johns. Seriously.
Them: .....excuse me?
You: HEY!! What did I just say?!
Them: But I'm not johning. In fact, I haven't said anything this entire time other than "Good game" right after our first match.
You: Don't try to act all innocent. You people disgust me. You think that you can just play it nice and clean, sweeping away all of your filth and lies and your filthy lies under the rug. You know what that rug is called? It's called "johns", and there's a 'Made in Johnsville' tag on it!!!
Them: Calm down, man. The heck is your problem? I'm just trying to play a game here, then you go accusing me of johning. Doesn't that make YOU a johnner?
You: There were so many johns in your lame, john-filled comeback that I refuse to acknowledge or dignify what you just said with a response, because you were johning with your johning mouth.
(Your opponent is thoroughly convinced that he had been johning and hadn't realized it until now. Troubled by this delusional johning disorder that he's had for who-knows-how-long, he throws the match in your favor and checks himself in at the nearest mental hospital)
(This doesn't really fit anywhere into the other blogs, and I'm a greedy attention ***** who is pretty sure that no one checks up on his other blogs in case he updates them, which he doesn't ever)
And I wasn't lying during my title, contrary to my first line. That was also a metamindgame. I MMGS even with blog titles now!!!
Also: I hate math.
