Things that guys do not say to other guys

[Ryusiodo]

Not to be sexist but girls talk about a lot of things with other girls. >_>

I'll start:

Does this make my butt look big?

 

[Kitten]

I'm fairly sure most guys don't worry about their butt looking big in the first place. Really, anything that involves empathy is lost on most of us men, so we steer clear of it.

 

[Gamer4Fire]

"Oh. My. God. Is my mascara running?"

"Some rinse conditioners are more like leave-ins and some leave-ins conditioners are more like rinses, but you don't know until after you try them and by that time its just too late!"

 

[Silent_Jester]

"Oh poo I messed up my nails." - My friend in real life. I haven't looked him in the eyes since...

 

[SirroMinus1]

Girls also touch each other boobs and have fun. if a guy touched another guys chest thats a fight.

 

[Blackadder]

Girls also touch each other boobs and have fun.

That's called erotic fun.
Interestingly, I've seen a poll on a site in which about 47 percent of the boys voted that they have had "A sexual experiance with another male". And yet most people seem to get all uncomfortable when the say a male penis!

Ahh..
Anyways, what's this thread on? lol

 

[Dibs]

Yay more homophobic fun in the pool room.

 

[MattDel]

Girls also touch each other boobs and have fun. if a guy touched another guys chest thats a fight.

lol... yea thats what the girls do in the locker rooms and stuff

 

[Blackadder]

Yay more homophobic fun in the pool room.

If your refering to my post, I'm not homophobic at all.
In fact, I've been avoiding posts by "Sugar Poultry" since she claimed that gay people should "Get better". Rawr..

 

[Dibs]

Well good for you. I'm highly impressed and I feel all giddy.

 

[RMR]

"Like Omg You look totally Cute !!11" or the Most impossible ever "I love you". LOl at Homophobic fun, butI laugh at everything, so yeah...

 

[Arkengate]

I'm fairly sure most guys don't worry about their butt looking big in the first place. Really, anything that involves empathy is lost on most of us men, so we steer clear of it.

Believe it or not, i have a buddy whos skinny, but we always say he has a huge ***... (well, relative to his size, it is, lol, cuz hes a ball of muscle and it gluteus maximus/midealis is certainly large!) and he does ask about that... lol

 

[Elysium]

I've been told that I have "J-lo booty". I still don't know if they were serious, but it's a reoccurring insult. lol

I'm pretty sure most guys don't talking about what an amazingly inspiring movie Brokeback Mountain was. [/sarcasm]
(lol at the deleted scenes in Knocked-Up for those who have seen them. "I just want to see it, ya know?")

 

[Phlemingo]

"I'm not a guy."

 

[CodaBear17]

Lol anyone esle feel uncomfortable saying something is cute or is that just me?

 

[Blackadder]

^^^^

It's just you. XD

 

[Pustulio]

Here's another one "Oh G0D I need ice cream!!!"

 

[Eor]

NOT A GAME.

Jesus Christ, I think I'm going to have to start warning people for doing this