Alien Vision
Smash Ace
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Link to original post: [drupal=4479]They be trollin' don't be hatin'[/drupal]
Greetings everybody. I've done alot of extensive research. I've also proudly studied alot of brilliant trolls on various sites recently, and I must say that my last blog has taken the cake for the sheer brilliance of the new concept that I am building. I wrote it in simple terms, as in--it's common sense to see the ideal structure of what trolling is based off of, aswell as the devil's concept that has been used countless times throughout history (that I've purposely aforementioned) to further ice this cake with further elements of my new concept.
Let me begin by expressing the amount of admiration I have for professional trolls by displaying some of their incredible responses to humans who didn't know how to stop taking this world, and their fragile selves so seriously.
''Dubstep is a pathetic sub-genre of techno established by ecstasy addicted-wannabes, and history will remember it as nothing but a failure.''
''It is the responsibility of the shepherd to guide his flock down the right path, and correct them when they stray from it. Although your eyes may be turned from the true path and your soul to blighted? to accept it, it is still my sword duty as a warrior of christ to try to salvage your soul.''
''Yeah!!! thepart wher you speld thingz rong was teh best bit!!!!! post moar acronyms lol stfu roflmao tl;dr irk lol!!!!
''Nevertheless, sarcasm is still a form of wit, something I am yet to? see demonstrated by any dub step listener. Your attempts to develop a passable retort have failed, utterly. But please, persist. If you keep up this baffling stream of spelling and grammatical errors, i'm sure that you'll come up with something, eventually. When you do, i'll be the first to congratulate you.
''
''To save damned and poor souls such as yourself. I do not believe that Justin Bieber? is the second coming of christ, but he embodies all the values our lord stands for; love, compassion and undeniable meaning. Please, repent my child, and accept the undying love of god. I want nothing more than to see each and everyone of you in the kingdom of god after this life has ended, regardless of how all of you feel towards me. Jesus loves you all.''
I digress from the brilliance of this troll, and how much I embody my entire devotion to this character of monumental proportions--in which you cannot even begin to fathom.
The trolls that lurk on the SWF are a different kind of ''troll''. They lack something. Possibly creativity, a reasonable dispute to challenge a regular individual who actually understands their game. It could also be the possibility that they lack pride in themselves as a ''troll'' and cannot establish a solid argument that allows them reign over the less fortunate souls that are on the SWF boards without ''putting on their tryhard pants''. So what do I mean by all this? Let me explain my delightful pupil.
The brilliant troll that I mentioned above showed no ignorance in his posts. He insulted them through their own ignorance. He held an accountable impugn, and mounted it with grace. The average ''troll'' that I see on this site, (aswell as others) is blindly assertive, has ignorant loop holes in their poorly constructive attempt to ''troll''. And they are the ones with the ''trolling'' experience, aswell as the ammunition such as the interesting vocabulary, pictures, and fluent sarcasm. U mad?
I apologize if I'm finally bringing light to the entire concept that trolling takes talent, creativity accompanied by brilliance, and cunning acumen that many of you lack. I've yet to find a decent troll on these boards. The only decent troll I've encountered was tirkaro. A swell troll that completely missed his target, which was solely a waste of talent. I do applaud his vast potential to manifest it in the ways that he did, but of course a troll must not show any ignorance, or else, their entire concept withers away like the insufferable silent flatulence that it has become. I'm sorry that a non-troll has to troll about bad trolls that can't troll. Paradox? I think not!
So what is my concept? If I am not a troll, and I am not a regular everyday SWF poster. Then, what am I?
I am an individual who has found the middle ground that lies inbetween trolling, and being trolled. I know how to ''troll'' and I know how to ''be trolled''. If you can't destroy me, if you can't get into my head, and I got into yours.. Yet, I am not a troll. What does this make me? I know! My head injury must've knocked me unconscious, and now I am a reincarnation of a master troll that has been long dead. All ''troll''s bow down to your lord and savior for the breadth I have bestowed upon you. May thou heedeth the word, for the answer is thy question! I am 90% sure that this is possible. (Please refer to my last blog)
Remember kids! Humans don't just explode, they implode! So this is why (only why) ''trolling'' (and trolling) is successful. It succeeds through the ignorance and fragile minds of everyday human beings!
So what was my concept again? /Thread
Greetings everybody. I've done alot of extensive research. I've also proudly studied alot of brilliant trolls on various sites recently, and I must say that my last blog has taken the cake for the sheer brilliance of the new concept that I am building. I wrote it in simple terms, as in--it's common sense to see the ideal structure of what trolling is based off of, aswell as the devil's concept that has been used countless times throughout history (that I've purposely aforementioned) to further ice this cake with further elements of my new concept.
Let me begin by expressing the amount of admiration I have for professional trolls by displaying some of their incredible responses to humans who didn't know how to stop taking this world, and their fragile selves so seriously.
''Dubstep is a pathetic sub-genre of techno established by ecstasy addicted-wannabes, and history will remember it as nothing but a failure.''
''It is the responsibility of the shepherd to guide his flock down the right path, and correct them when they stray from it. Although your eyes may be turned from the true path and your soul to blighted? to accept it, it is still my sword duty as a warrior of christ to try to salvage your soul.''
''Yeah!!! thepart wher you speld thingz rong was teh best bit!!!!! post moar acronyms lol stfu roflmao tl;dr irk lol!!!!
''Nevertheless, sarcasm is still a form of wit, something I am yet to? see demonstrated by any dub step listener. Your attempts to develop a passable retort have failed, utterly. But please, persist. If you keep up this baffling stream of spelling and grammatical errors, i'm sure that you'll come up with something, eventually. When you do, i'll be the first to congratulate you.
''
''To save damned and poor souls such as yourself. I do not believe that Justin Bieber? is the second coming of christ, but he embodies all the values our lord stands for; love, compassion and undeniable meaning. Please, repent my child, and accept the undying love of god. I want nothing more than to see each and everyone of you in the kingdom of god after this life has ended, regardless of how all of you feel towards me. Jesus loves you all.''
I digress from the brilliance of this troll, and how much I embody my entire devotion to this character of monumental proportions--in which you cannot even begin to fathom.
The trolls that lurk on the SWF are a different kind of ''troll''. They lack something. Possibly creativity, a reasonable dispute to challenge a regular individual who actually understands their game. It could also be the possibility that they lack pride in themselves as a ''troll'' and cannot establish a solid argument that allows them reign over the less fortunate souls that are on the SWF boards without ''putting on their tryhard pants''. So what do I mean by all this? Let me explain my delightful pupil.
The brilliant troll that I mentioned above showed no ignorance in his posts. He insulted them through their own ignorance. He held an accountable impugn, and mounted it with grace. The average ''troll'' that I see on this site, (aswell as others) is blindly assertive, has ignorant loop holes in their poorly constructive attempt to ''troll''. And they are the ones with the ''trolling'' experience, aswell as the ammunition such as the interesting vocabulary, pictures, and fluent sarcasm. U mad?
I apologize if I'm finally bringing light to the entire concept that trolling takes talent, creativity accompanied by brilliance, and cunning acumen that many of you lack. I've yet to find a decent troll on these boards. The only decent troll I've encountered was tirkaro. A swell troll that completely missed his target, which was solely a waste of talent. I do applaud his vast potential to manifest it in the ways that he did, but of course a troll must not show any ignorance, or else, their entire concept withers away like the insufferable silent flatulence that it has become. I'm sorry that a non-troll has to troll about bad trolls that can't troll. Paradox? I think not!
So what is my concept? If I am not a troll, and I am not a regular everyday SWF poster. Then, what am I?
I am an individual who has found the middle ground that lies inbetween trolling, and being trolled. I know how to ''troll'' and I know how to ''be trolled''. If you can't destroy me, if you can't get into my head, and I got into yours.. Yet, I am not a troll. What does this make me? I know! My head injury must've knocked me unconscious, and now I am a reincarnation of a master troll that has been long dead. All ''troll''s bow down to your lord and savior for the breadth I have bestowed upon you. May thou heedeth the word, for the answer is thy question! I am 90% sure that this is possible. (Please refer to my last blog)
Remember kids! Humans don't just explode, they implode! So this is why (only why) ''trolling'' (and trolling) is successful. It succeeds through the ignorance and fragile minds of everyday human beings!
So what was my concept again? /Thread
