Smash Wii U The Weirdest Miiverse Stage Message You've Seen

[ssbMars]

umm.. whats a Babodook?

Whether it's in a word or it's in a look, you can't get rid of the babadook.

 

[TehGuitarLord]

Some dude said call me and then wrote his actual phone number. We called it to see what would happen and it went to voicemail. It was legit tho cuz it sounded like some dude in his 20s.

 

[Puff-Man]

"Weebs are trash"
"Flat like Lucina"

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CJqA9YxWgAEyhRO.jpg How is she flat.

 

[ThePuffDaddy]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CJqA9YxWgAEyhRO.jpg How is she flat.

YOOOO LUCINA . And I love Jigglypuff too

 

[AfroGamerNinja]

Spoiler

 

[Runic_SSB]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CJqA9YxWgAEyhRO.jpg How is she flat.

To be fair, she did intentionally try to hide her chest so she could look like Marth.

 

[PreedReve]

Spoiler

;A;

 

[Tino]

I was playing against Samus one time when I saw a post that says something like stripping her out of her power suit and ****... Mother****in' perverts. :/

 

[ThePuffDaddy]

I was playing against Samus one time when I saw a post that says something like stripping her out of her power suit and ****... Mother****in' perverts. :/

I saw that one too.

 

[Kamui Nohr]

(Clickable post)

This user in the Olimar community did this for reasons I do not know of, but it was a little funny to me. (It's referencing the song, Bring Me To Life)

 

[Phubs]

When playing as captain falcon "never mind, an@l does hurt the second time -Zero suit samus"

 

[xjthegulpin]

While playing with Dr.Mario, a post said:
"Doc is slower than Mario because he is weighed down by thousands of dollars of med school debt"

 

[カワシさん]

The "Expand Dong" jokes for Donkey Kong. They aren't even funny.. Anyways I saw one which shows DK blushing and looking down, with the caption beside him saying "Feature Length.."

Since I main Marth, when I play on the Miiverse stage Marth tends to get comments relating to his gender and sexuality. I saw a post for him containing the number for the "Gay Hotline". Just wow..

 

[ViridianViridi]

*********. For Doctor Mario.

Also, since I'm a main of Dark Pit, the Miiverse posts get really cringeworthy.

 

[Lyfe Everlasten]

Playing with Rosalina, and one had an arrow pointing to a crude picture of Luma. The message said "Kill me" Lololol

 

[Tino]

I was playing as Link when I saw one with a picture of him with the words "Well excuuuuse me, princess" Really, that **** is getting really old.

 

[slashglp]

 

[ViridianViridi]

I hate to say that's the best Miiverse post I've seen on that stage.

 

[TRYHARD86]

Lots of penises everywhere lol." Roy's got that big di*k "

 

[UltimateXsniper]

Oh Pacman!

 

[Goolloom]

If there is Donkey Kong, prepare for endless Expand Dongs, Coconut Cream Pies and pretty much every meme that exists with DK.
I've also seen a bunch of dirty pics I wish I could unsee.
At least the ones I saw when playing as Rosalina weren't as bad as the poorly made Expand Dongs.

 

[Deleted member]

I'm... uhh... sorry?

I (unsurprisingly) saw an inappropriate pic about Palutena, but I didn't take a pic of it.

 

[ViridianViridi]

View attachment 63036
I'm... uhh... sorry?

I (unsurprisingly) saw an inappropriate pic about Palutena, but I didn't take a pic of it.

I kinda want to see what Palutena is "censoring", but at the same time, I don't.

I was also watching a guy kill as Mario, and as Wii Fit Trainer was killed (because of a reflected lime soccer ball), a picture saying "Mario sucks!!!" came up.

 

[KevN くコ:彡]

If there is Donkey Kong, prepare for endless Expand Dongs, Coconut Cream Pies and pretty much every meme that exists with DK.
I've also seen a bunch of dirty pics I wish I could unsee.
At least the ones I saw when playing as Rosalina weren't as bad as the poorly made Expand Dongs.

Oh don't even get me started. I swear "Expand Dong" is the only thing these kids even know about DK. Not how good the games are or how fun of a fighter he is, nope, just dongs. Ha ha, Expand Dong. Get it? Its an erect penis!

-rant over.

 

[Riuvee]

I was also watching a guy kill as Mario, and as Wii Fit Trainer was killed (because of a reflected lime soccer ball), a picture saying "Mario sucks!!!" came up.

That was featured in one of Alpharad's "How to Play 101" videos. The timing on that was just perfect! Guess there is some good in the salty / troll posts, I'm betting that the Mario player laughed even harder after that KO.

 

[Deleted member]

Why is everything about Lucas spoilerific and sad? Poor kid.

I kinda want to see what Palutena is "censoring", but at the same time, I don't.

I was also watching a guy kill as Mario, and as Wii Fit Trainer was killed (because of a reflected lime soccer ball), a picture saying "Mario sucks!!!" came up.

She wasn't censoring anything, the post was about her breasts.

I once saw a post saying "Ryu sucks"... even though no one was playing as Ryu.

 

[ViridianViridi]

Why is everything about Lucas spoilerific and sad? Poor kid.


She wasn't censoring anything, the post was about her breasts.

I once saw a post saying "Ryu sucks"... even though no one was playing as Ryu.

Must've been Snake. He's probably salty because Ryu is 3rd party DLC but he isn't.

 

[ShinyRegice]

When playing against Ryu I saw a post with The Wii U logo (even the ™ sign) but with a R instead of a W, so Rii U™. It's funny because I thought about posting this pun in Ryu's support community before.

And while playing as Ganondorf, I saw a post with the word "Magikarp" and nothing else. Like what is the purpose of this supposed to be.

Edit: found the Magikarp post on Miiverse, one of the comments is hilarious: https://miiverse.nintendo.net/posts/AYMHAAACAAADVHkSOxCVow

Spoiler

This is a very topical and encouraging post. Thank you for taking the time to share it with the world, including me.

 

[Zeepington]

why

it doesn't even look like jigglypuff
more like a homer simpson kirby

 

[xDizxy]

When I was playing I could have swore I saw a " pk thunder or pk sperm".

 

[JSG]

I wish I took a picture of it, but there was a picture of Zero Suit Shrek. It was disturbingly incredible.

 

[Tino]

I saw one with Dark Pit that says "Dark ArmPit", which was ****ed up.

 

[villaqer]

 

[JamietheAuraUser]

When playing as Ike:

"Error: Could not find sympathy.exe."

 

[AustarusIV]

I once saw a Hunger Games spoiler while playing as Robin against Captain Falcon in Training Mode.

Spoiler: Hunger Games spoiler

It said something about a character named Prim dying in "Mockingjay". I honestly have no idea who that character is. :|

 

[Zeepington]

This was Roy's.


Also, fun fact, did you know you guys could find missing posts in the Miiverse support? The edges are colored depending of what player the character is. (P1 through P8)

 

[Donkeykong98123]

"N-ggers tongue samus anus"

 

[MOI-ARI]

"N-ggers tongue samus anus"

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

 

[Putuk]

Here's the best one:

You're welcome.

 

[garchomp4smash]

When playing as Ronald I saw a msg that said
" you came to the wrong neighborhood, mc****er"
and
"your mc****ed"