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Link to original post: The Unwritten Rules Of Brawl (A Must Read for some)
Hai guys, it's me, NKN, your best friend in the whole world. Today, I have wanted to make a rulebook about the rules of Brawl that alot of people know about, but isn't really official. This is meant to be really funny people, so don't take it seriously, okay? kthanks. My number one goal for this blog is for people to sig one of my rules to use as their own...for the lulz. :D.
(These rules are gonna be a bit jumbled at first, but I'll fix it later)
Rule #1
Captian Falcon is the most epic character on Brawl. No questions.
Rule #2
You can talk to people through Wi-Fi by crouching and taunting. Such activity can cause an entire group to be formed, all crouching and taunting in their own language.
Rule #3
Snake Mains must say the words "Tasty." or "Good!" whenever they are eating.
Rule #4
Items make the match fun. Don't be a baby. You can avoid a Pokeball, can't you?
Rule #5
Real pros don't care about the use of items and can fight in whatever stage in the game.
Rule #6
Whenever you use Captian Falcon's Up taunt or his recovery, you MUST say "YES!" out loud.
Rule #7 You must spam taunt Sonic and mimic his voice in a really annoying fashion. You should also say whatever he says whenever he wins a match.
Rule #8
Never go after the cake. It's a lie.
Rule #9
You can only use Kirby's down taunt. You must say "HIII!" really loud and in an annoying fashion.
Rule #10
You must taunt with Meta with your most epic impression of him.
Rule #11
Kirbycide is the answer to everything.
Rule #12
Nobody does coin matches anymore. Unless it's for the lulz.
Rule #13
You have to be girly when playing Peach. Spam Side Taunt often.
Rule #14
Your down taunt message should be "Moves Shown!" whenever you play as Captian Falcon on Wi-Fi.
Rule #15
Spam taunt with Fox often, as his taunt durations are very short.
Rule #16
Whenever you spike someone with Wolf, you must say, "Can't let you do that, Starfox."
Rule #17
??????
Rule #18
Profit
Rule #19
If you main Ganon, one of your taunt messages must be "This! Is! Sparta!".
Rule #20
Always keep your blue balls handy if you play as Lucario.
Rule #21
If you counter with Ike, you must say "OBJECTION!" (But only if you understand the reference)
Rule #22
Crouching with Kirby/Jiggly is a must for you. It can annoy people.
Rule #23
When in doubt, cstick is the answer.
Rule #24
When in doubt, ragequit is the answer.
Rule #25
If you main Samus, you should also second ZSS. What with her long whip...and tight clothing...
Rule #26
Here is what a Pit main should normally do: --> --> --> --> --> --> --> --> --> HIYAYAYAYAYAYAHIYAYAYAYA YOURE NOT READY YET!
Rule #27
Wario mains! Never forget your powerful farts. They can save your life.
Rule #28
Always question why Bowser has the ability to crawl >_>.
Rule #29
If you are a pro, perfect shield Snake's bombs...just to tick him off.
Rule #30
This ain't Melee. It's Brawl.
Rule #31
Pikachu mains, your taunts are very diverse. Use Up taunt if you are kickass, Side Taunt if you just want to annoy someone, and Down Taunt if you want to piss someone off
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...That'll be it for now. I'll think about making more once I get a general reaction.
Hai guys, it's me, NKN, your best friend in the whole world. Today, I have wanted to make a rulebook about the rules of Brawl that alot of people know about, but isn't really official. This is meant to be really funny people, so don't take it seriously, okay? kthanks. My number one goal for this blog is for people to sig one of my rules to use as their own...for the lulz. :D.
(These rules are gonna be a bit jumbled at first, but I'll fix it later)
Rule #1
Captian Falcon is the most epic character on Brawl. No questions.
Rule #2
You can talk to people through Wi-Fi by crouching and taunting. Such activity can cause an entire group to be formed, all crouching and taunting in their own language.
Rule #3
Snake Mains must say the words "Tasty." or "Good!" whenever they are eating.
Rule #4
Items make the match fun. Don't be a baby. You can avoid a Pokeball, can't you?
Rule #5
Real pros don't care about the use of items and can fight in whatever stage in the game.
Rule #6
Whenever you use Captian Falcon's Up taunt or his recovery, you MUST say "YES!" out loud.
Rule #7 You must spam taunt Sonic and mimic his voice in a really annoying fashion. You should also say whatever he says whenever he wins a match.
Rule #8
Never go after the cake. It's a lie.
Rule #9
You can only use Kirby's down taunt. You must say "HIII!" really loud and in an annoying fashion.
Rule #10
You must taunt with Meta with your most epic impression of him.
Rule #11
Kirbycide is the answer to everything.
Rule #12
Nobody does coin matches anymore. Unless it's for the lulz.
Rule #13
You have to be girly when playing Peach. Spam Side Taunt often.
Rule #14
Your down taunt message should be "Moves Shown!" whenever you play as Captian Falcon on Wi-Fi.
Rule #15
Spam taunt with Fox often, as his taunt durations are very short.
Rule #16
Whenever you spike someone with Wolf, you must say, "Can't let you do that, Starfox."
Rule #17
??????
Rule #18
Profit
Rule #19
If you main Ganon, one of your taunt messages must be "This! Is! Sparta!".
Rule #20
Always keep your blue balls handy if you play as Lucario.
Rule #21
If you counter with Ike, you must say "OBJECTION!" (But only if you understand the reference)
Rule #22
Crouching with Kirby/Jiggly is a must for you. It can annoy people.
Rule #23
When in doubt, cstick is the answer.
Rule #24
When in doubt, ragequit is the answer.
Rule #25
If you main Samus, you should also second ZSS. What with her long whip...and tight clothing...
Rule #26
Here is what a Pit main should normally do: --> --> --> --> --> --> --> --> --> HIYAYAYAYAYAYAHIYAYAYAYA YOURE NOT READY YET!
Rule #27
Wario mains! Never forget your powerful farts. They can save your life.
Rule #28
Always question why Bowser has the ability to crawl >_>.
Rule #29
If you are a pro, perfect shield Snake's bombs...just to tick him off.
Rule #30
This ain't Melee. It's Brawl.
Rule #31
Pikachu mains, your taunts are very diverse. Use Up taunt if you are kickass, Side Taunt if you just want to annoy someone, and Down Taunt if you want to piss someone off
....That'll be it for now. I'll think about making more once I get a general reaction.
