-Captain Falcon once landed a Falcon Punch on Toon Link. The world didn't blow up. Captain Falcon did.
-Peppy Hare once yelled do a barrel roll. Fox did a Barrel Roll....when he reached OVER 9,000!!! Thus, Toon Link as we know him was thus born.
-Once in a game of Brawl, Roy used his forward air, Mewtwo use his neutral B, Pichu used his neutral air, and Dr. Mario used his foward air, all on Toon Link at once. Needless to say Roy, Mewtwo, Pichu, and Dr. Mario died, the day before Smash came out in Hong Kong, no less.
-Vegeta once yelled out Fox's power level as OVER 9,000!!!!!! He broke his scouter because he was afraid of seeing Toon Link's, since out of shock, he'd probably die (from screaming so loud and epicly).
-Toon Link once stabbed a man in the head. The man died. Then, all of Hyrule died. Then, the universe died. But, the universe lived, because Toon Link said so.
-Link couldn't even survive in Hyrule. Toon Link killed off mother f***ing Hyrule.
-Toon Link doesn't use a sword. But what he uses is sharp, let me tell you.
-Toon Link is what you get when you merge 6 Captain Falcons in tights together.
-Everytime Toon Link yells his childish voice in battle, a Captain Falcon dies.
-Brawl takes up 125 blocks of Wii Memory. Toon Link takes up all 822 of them.
-The reason Toon Link is a Link semi-clone is because if he wasn't, your Wii would blow. Then, the Wii would blow.
-Wind Waker was suppose to be twice as long as it originally was (true fact). It wasn't, because Toon Link's power level would have destroyed your Wii....and your Gamecube, similtaneously.
-Once, Toon Link used his back air. Once, the world blew up.
-Originally in Brawl, there was a instant KO button and win button . Both were only slightly nerfed. We call them Toon Link's down air and back air.
-Toon Link has never fought anything or anybody he hasn't killed. Not even himself.
-Once, Captain Falcon, Solid Snake, Chuck Norris, and Toon Link got into a fight. Once, Captain Falcon, Solid Snake, and Chuck Norris died.
-The reason Toon Link is called "Toon Link" is because if it wasn't for the Toon (or cel-shaded) part, your Wii would explode. Then, the Wii would implode. Then, the world would explode. And lastly, Chuck Norris would explode.
-Sakurai origianlly thought of just have Majora's Mask Young Link returned. Toon Link then showed up, and killed Young Link, Roy, Mewtwo, Pichu, Dr. Mario, Plusle and Minun, Dixie Kong, Toon Sheik and Toon Zelda in his anger. Then, Sakurai saw there was nothing cartoony about this Toon, and put him in Brawl.
-Toon Link was in Smash 64 and Melee. It's just you had to beat classic mode perfectly in 5 seconds on each round with each character. Those who see the "warning: challenger approaching" died. Including it's creators. It's just now your Wii can almost handle it, thanks to the Wii.
-Wii Want to Play. Toon Link Wants to Kill. There was then, a mass murder in the Advertisment industry.
-The only thing funny about Toon Link is how many times he's slept with your mom. And she's dead. And he's 10.
-The Wii has more memory in it's harddrive than the 360 and PS3 combined. It's just Toon Link's epicness takes up 125% of it.
-Toon Link doesn't smoke cigarettes, cigaretees smoke Toon Link.
-Toon Link is so epic, f***ing Seaking died.
Seriously, anyone manly enough to team up with Pirates who probably just finish ****** people DESERVES to be in Brawl. On top of that, two wind gods FEAR Toon Link so much, they're his b**** at the note of the Wind Waker. Toon Link is just that epic.
Just because he can't beat me up as easily as in smash :3
